Mowing and Beer

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

Mowing and Beer

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> Mowing and Beer

Page: [1]

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

Mowing and Beer - 6/5/2010 1:29:45 AM

dom_dotcom

Posts: 130
Joined: 2/28/2004
Status: offline

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my girl mow the lawn.

The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my bottle of Genuine Draft, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this 'Nosy Bitch' neighbour and then calmly replied...

"I AM! And that's why she cuts the grass!"

Profile

Post #: 1

RE: Mowing and Beer - 6/5/2010 5:27:57 AM

DarlingSavage

Posts: 2808
Joined: 9/18/2009
Status: offline

That sure is a cute horsey! I bet he's just FULL of love and goodness!

_____________________________

<-- Easily amused.
<-- Easily impressed.

Strangers have the BEST candy!

Puppy dogs are my favorite people!

(in reply to dom_dotcom)

Profile

Post #: 2

RE: Mowing and Beer - 6/5/2010 3:14:07 PM

jen182

Posts: 495
Joined: 11/29/2008
Status: offline

haha i like that one

_____________________________

want free stuff?
sign up and win :)
http://swagbucks.com/refer/jenpaul88

(in reply to DarlingSavage)

Profile

Post #: 3

RE: Mowing and Beer - 6/5/2010 3:16:04 PM

Jeffff

Posts: 12600
Joined: 7/7/2007
Status: offline

Except for the genuine draft, that was a lovely story.

Had it been a fine IPA... I would have cried.

_____________________________

"If you don't live it, it won't come out your horn." Charlie Parker

(in reply to dom_dotcom)

Profile

Post #: 4

RE: Mowing and Beer - 6/7/2010 2:23:36 AM

subwaythru

Posts: 4038
Joined: 3/31/2010
Status: offline

.....That reminds me of the festive holiday occasion when dessert time rolled around and it was discovered that the cream had not been whipped for the pumpkin pie. "Whipped!! Whipping's too good for it!" crowed she who shall remain nameless. "It ought to be hung at dawn. Well hung at that!"

(in reply to dom_dotcom)

Profile

Post #: 5

RE: Mowing and Beer - 6/7/2010 5:52:39 AM

GreedyTop

Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Except for the genuine draft, that was a lovely story.

Had it been a fine IPA... I would have cried.

sappy bastard.

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to Jeffff)

Profile

Post #: 6

RE: Mowing and Beer - 6/7/2010 5:53:49 AM

Jeffff

Posts: 12600
Joined: 7/7/2007
Status: offline

_____________________________

"If you don't live it, it won't come out your horn." Charlie Parker

(in reply to GreedyTop)

Profile

Post #: 7

RE: Mowing and Beer - 6/7/2010 5:55:59 AM

laurell3

Posts: 6577
Joined: 5/5/2005
Status: offline

oooh horsey!

uh...that's hilarious, I bet it went over well with her too!

_____________________________

I cannot be defined by moments in my life, but must be considered for by the entirety of my existence.

When you fail to consider that I am the best judge for what is right for me, all of your opinions become suspect to me.

(in reply to dom_dotcom)

Profile

Post #: 8