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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 4:38:31 PM

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The anteater has my vote. Have you seen his tongue?

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 5:22:11 PM

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff
That's it Lance... I shall NEVER be a part of your leather family!
BASTARD!

A couple of things spring to mind:

1) You assume you were ever going to get an invite. Why would you assume that?

2) Not! a bastard. At least I know who my parents are/were. Let's see YOUR birth certificate - oh, does that make me a birther? My sister - 2nd in line, me being first-born to my mother, may very well have had a different father. 3rd in line, last child of my mother was probably of the same parents as myself. I probably have at least one half-brother - same father, maybe as many as 3. And I know one of the suspected half-brothers is a dead ringer for my Father, as I am.

But let's not stop with just a couple "things that spring to mind" LOL!

3) How can I continue my leather family if I was just killed?

4) I was trying to HELP you by saying don't get involved in a fight where the rules are unknown and you are being drawn in, using your inestimable powers of frisbee. I pointed out the RDude's strategy, and he killed me by inflicting Gash.... Doesn't that show that I was correct. He IS trying to sucker you in... and who better knows than a sucker... er, a gash avoider....how to avoid being sucked in and how to avoid gash?

5) And now that I have left my mortal coil behind, I can verify that's his strategy.....

Oh, CRAP. The instant I typed #5, I was sent to RDude's version of hell...... Doesn't seem too bad. There's lots of TVs.... TheRaptorJesus appears and says "That's all there is: Just TVs."

AAARRRGGgggghh!

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 5:24:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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My money's on the anteater. With his wit, tongue, and fluffy goodness, he's the total package. Plus, he's managed to tame both Domi and LaT...how can he lose?

I believe you have that backwards...........the anteater was tamed by LaT!!

As for who would win, my money is on the anteater. Two reasons, the anteater is part of my poly ranch and we teach how to kill weirdly glowing, religious dinosaurs AND.....there is that whole going extinct thing.

I WENT EXTINCT FOR YOUR SINS!

And have returned!

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 5:26:39 PM

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I WENT EXTINCT FOR YOUR SINS!

And have returned!

Can we get a refund?

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 5:27:32 PM

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I WENT EXTINCT FOR YOUR SINS!

And have returned!

ALL THE MORE REASON WE SHOULD CONTINUE TO SIN!

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 5:28:09 PM

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How many anteaters have risen from the dead?

And Lance, you will find your place with Satanasaurus for revealing secrets to the enemy.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 5:32:20 PM

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Based on my own experience with them, it seems that the anteater gets jokes, while lizardhaysoos is a bit insecure about making the leap.

My money is on Jeffff

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 5:33:55 PM

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Based on my own experience with them, it seems that the anteater gets jokes, while lizardhaysoos is a bit insecure about making the leap.

My money is on Jeffff

Fights are no joking matter, good sir.

Neither is heresy... Due to your name, I'm watching you.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 5:35:36 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

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ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

I WENT EXTINCT FOR YOUR SINS!

And have returned!

ALL THE MORE REASON WE SHOULD CONTINUE TO SIN!

Well yeah, that and the fact that sinning is fun *grins sluttishly*

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 5:54:45 PM

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I'm still confuzzled over who will win.

Neither one of them are the cute kind of fuzzy (like teh bear)

Neither one of them are obvious demons (like domi)

I have my doubts about either one of them playing any kind of frisbee, let alone Championship.

I have a hunch that if the anteater were a *normal* anteater, the raptor thingy would win for sure, but...

we all know that Jeffff is not normal...

Like I said...I'm very, very confused...

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 6:27:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus
Due to your name, I'm watching you.

Can you see over the mods and Homeland Security?

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 6:31:38 PM

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I have not risen from the dead because I have never died

The Anteater thrives and adapts. You are a cold blooded evolutionary failure.

I know that sounds harsh, but it needed to be said.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 6:33:30 PM

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Did this guy just?

DID THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST?!!!

No you did not. No you FUCKING did not!

Dance-off. Right here. Right now.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 6:35:52 PM

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DJ Heretic has this covered

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nh49a8q2E4

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 6:36:28 PM

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I vote for Triangle.

Now get in the kitchen and make me pie.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 6:40:58 PM

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A dance-off ? ? ? ? ?

So we have the anteater who can hardly stand up, unless tied to an invisible St.Andrew's cross vs. a rap-a-toir thingie that can ONLY stand by using his tail for balance <either on the ground or as counter-weight to his too-big for gracefulness body.>

Yee-HAW!!!

WHAT kinda dancing? Asks the faggot addicted to "Dancing with the Stars" <any country, any time zone, that's why gawd gave us cable and VCR recorders>

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 6:44:04 PM

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Here you go MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxIrQPffSIg&feature=related

The Anteater has a DANCE

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 6:45:51 PM

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BREAK DANCING!

Raptor boy up in this ho. Watch me crank it. Watch me roll. Watch me super man that ho!

*struts*

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 6:47:49 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjUTG0Ka8ac

Let the smiting begin.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/5/2010 6:55:28 PM

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Here you go MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxIrQPffSIg&feature=related

The Anteater has a DANCE

Heh. I watched the clip. It's indicative of my nerdosity that I never saw the original film. I can see why the scene has stood the test of time, though. It has a moral that resonates with people.

Moral: be yourself, and people will copy you, because being yourself is cool. If you have to try on multiple guises, to imitate others and see how they fit, people are less likely to pick up your dance moves.

I know how I'd bet on the fight.

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