Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater

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xxblushesxx -> Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 2:03:29 PM)
Who would win? The raptor thing already claims that he would beat the anteater in championship frisbee, althoug I just don't see how with those itsy bitsy arms. The raptor thing also called teh anteater a p***y, which is not very nice! So, if the anteater and the raptor thingy were to go long pointy weird looking head to long pointy weird looking head, who would win, and why? Also, should I make this a poll even though I just made one?

TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 2:04:27 PM)
You should make it a poll with only one potential answer. Raptor Jesus wins in a slaughter. So it is written, so it shall be done.

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 2:06:54 PM)
What if you don't believe in raptors?

thishereboi -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 2:07:56 PM)
It's the Anteater for the win.... [sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheerleader.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheerleader.gif][sm=cheering.gif] Go Jefffffffff

TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 2:09:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda What if you don't believe in raptors? Then you're a silly Biblio-Creationist fool. And you will taste the talons.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 2:09:06 PM)
My money's on the anteater. With his wit, tongue, and fluffy goodness, he's the total package. Plus, he's managed to tame both Domi and LaT...how can he lose?

sappatoti -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 2:10:05 PM)
I'm not so sure. Yeah, RaptorJesus has the size but the Anteater has the mobility. Besides, the anteater can use that long snout to load up with ammo from really tight and damp places and shoot it rapid fire into whatever orifice is the most painful for RJ. I'm thinking fire ants.

Level -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 2:20:05 PM)
I'm backing my bud Jeffff 100%.

Jeffff -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 2:57:42 PM)
Not only can I toss a frisbie with all 4 limbs..... I can also toss it AND catch it with my tongue! And bang your cousin at half time too!

laurell3 -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 3:05:23 PM)
Well, first of all the "raptor" is posting under an alias and is an unknown, not a great indication of strength imo! Second, that anteater, although seemingly cute and funny, can be quite sadistic. My money's on the anteater!

LanceHughes -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 3:24:31 PM)
But, but, the OP didn't say what the "rules" of the contest were..... If it's something physical, y'all HAVE to go with the RaptorJesus, 'cause, of course, he is beyond the physical. I'm totally surprised he would even answer a challenge of "super frisbee." Oh, wait,..... I get it. He's attempting to have Jefffffffffffffffff become over-confident and then simply direct (from his other-seflness located "above" the physical plane) the Frisbee to where he needs it go. I apologize, your RaptorNess, for giving an insight into your esteemable thoughts. Please have meeeeeerrrrcyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Arrrghhhhhhhhh!!! /Lance lays at RaptorJesus' feet, his last thought being "No gash! No. No Gash! I can't live with Gash! I'm GAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaay./ --------------------- There's the answer to the "Ness question" - the Ness question that was made on the string that got us all ModSlapped. LOL!

jen182 -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 3:28:28 PM)
i havent a clue who would win

Jeffff -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 3:29:46 PM)
That's it Lance... I shall NEVER be a part of your leather family! BASTARD!

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 4:03:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus quote: ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda What if you don't believe in raptors? Then you're a silly Biblio-Creationist fool. And you will taste the talons. Hm. So is that sorta like, uh... chicken wings, then? OK. Sounds good!

LaTigresse -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 4:07:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan My money's on the anteater. With his wit, tongue, and fluffy goodness, he's the total package. Plus, he's managed to tame both Domi and LaT...how can he lose? I believe you have that backwards...........the anteater was tamed by LaT!! As for who would win, my money is on the anteater. Two reasons, the anteater is part of my poly ranch and we teach how to kill weirdly glowing, religious dinosaurs AND.....there is that whole going extinct thing.

KITTYLECTRO -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 4:13:47 PM)
The nuclear fallout from such an epic battle is immeasurable and would cause both creatures to mutate into a single horrible entity known as Juan Rapvaark.

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 4:16:28 PM)
The raptor's been exposed. One asteroid and he's toast, and everyone knows it.

domiguy -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 4:21:33 PM)
I know the anteater would kick the lizards ass. Who exactly is TheRaptorJesus? Possibly Jessica Power?......Clever girl.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 4:24:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse I believe you have that backwards...........the anteater was tamed by LaT!! Whoops! My bad. What I meant to say was, with a trainer like LaT, the anteater can't lose. Yeah, that was it.

LaTigresse -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 4:31:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse I believe you have that backwards...........the anteater was tamed by LaT!! Whoops! My bad. What I meant to say was, with a trainer like LaT, the anteater can't lose. Yeah, that was it. [:D]

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