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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/8/2010 8:49:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

It was bang the anteater, eat with the raptor?


Well, we do KNOW what we're getting with the anteater's schtuff... having photo evidence and all.  The raptor is an unknown.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/8/2010 10:44:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		Maybe it was EAT the raptor? But reptile needs so much hot sauce...

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 11:10:42 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Maybe it was EAT the raptor? But reptile needs so much hot sauce...


I will NOT go extinct for your sins AGAIN just so you can fill your belly!




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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 11:15:18 AM   
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Mmm, tastes like chicken.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 11:55:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, raptor-kabobs, raptor creole, raptor gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple raptor, lemon raptor, coconut raptor, pepper raptor, raptor soup, raptor stew, raptor salad, raptor and potatoes, raptor burger, raptor sandwich. That--that's about it.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 12:01:33 PM   
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...it makes a lovely tagine too...

...and raptor pies and pasties are amazing...


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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 12:06:58 PM   
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Psssst, Tee...

...it makes a lovely tagine too...

...and raptor pies and pasties are amazing...



And a lovely handbag too

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 12:28:48 PM   
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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 12:30:56 PM   
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Completely unacceptable.

I'm at a loss for words.


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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 12:31:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven

i am in the South you know.


If that statement was significant then it went straight over my head.

Please humour the poor English girl and explain? :-(


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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 12:37:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		It is a fashion tradition of the "Old South" that your bag needs to match your shoes - along with no white after Labor Day and all that.

It is appropriate, however, to remove your white gloves for eatin' critters - some things just go without sayin'.



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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 12:39:06 PM   
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Tamales, anyone?

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 12:41:40 PM   
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I believe these threats and flagrant disregard for the religious beliefs of others are against this site's terms of service. Do NOT make me report you, ladies!

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 1:13:56 PM   
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Raptor wrassling!

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 1:20:47 PM   
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Every good Southern Baptist girl grows up knowing how to bring a "covered dish" to church on Sunday for the post-meeting supper.

You're being called to a higher spiritual plane - the "meat and three" plate.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 1:22:24 PM   
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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 1:25:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven

It is a fashion tradition of the "Old South" that your bag needs to match your shoes - along with no white after Labor Day and all that.

It is appropriate, however, to remove your white gloves for eatin' critters - some things just go without sayin'.

Much appreciated-thankyou for the explanation

But now I have no idea what a tamale is. Google here I come!


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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 1:29:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I thought football was religion in Texas?


Football is religion as well - especially high school football. College a close second. NFL - eh, not as much unless you live in Dallas.

Eating while watching football - that's an official state pasttime of a higher calling.

Eating something you shot while watching football - that's the Holy Trinity raht thar.

i sense that Raptor would do well mixed with some wild hog and made into sausages for the smoker.

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 1:57:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

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ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven

It is a fashion tradition of the "Old South" that your bag needs to match your shoes - along with no white after Labor Day and all that.

It is appropriate, however, to remove your white gloves for eatin' critters - some things just go without sayin'.

Much appreciated-thankyou for the explanation

But now I have no idea what a tamale is. Google here I come!



WTF!? You don't have mexican food in the UK? SHAMEFUL!

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RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater - 6/9/2010 2:00:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: laurell3

WTF!? You don't have mexican food in the UK? SHAMEFUL!
Use your noggin, laurell.

Think for a moment about how far your country is from Mexico. Then think about how far MY country is from Mexico.

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