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lies - 6/6/2010 3:22:13 AM   
reynardfox


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Status: offline 		Lies tickle me, usually because people do it out of habit without realising how easy it is to pick them apart, it's just part of the human condition. I must list the most common ones I hear.

We only have local call centres (People in bangalore all called tracy or phil)

I'll have to put you on hold (Why I go out for a perm)

My husband is okay with my coming here (he has no idea, he'll wonder where the marks came from for weeks)

Bit warm in here (I've got a cold but I still want to have sex with you)

No, I respect that, I won't come in your mouth (Haven't we all?)

I paid it at the post office

There's a cheque in the post

Of course I've used a single tail before (to split pineapples in the yard)

I've not really done much S and M (in the last hour)

I've just had a glass of wine, Ofiicer, (and two litres of cider)

Actually, now you and the sniffer dog mention it, I didn't actually pack this case myself.

Swallow it, it's good for you. 

Take the pain inside yourself and release it (I love hurting you and talking shit)

I think our relationship dynamic could use another female (I'm just soo fucking greedy)

My all time favourite lie, this is not just sex (Well, it's not flower arranging, is it?)

What's your favourite lie? To tell or to hear.

I've been watching lie to me, shows, doesen't it?
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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 3:30:24 AM   
Termyn8or


Posts: 18681
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Status: offline 		Oh boy, and that without even mentioning the lies people tell themself.

Error 601. (from the movie The Andromeda Strain)

T

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 3:42:36 AM   
tinydynamite


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Joined: 5/17/2010
Status: offline 		along with, no im not in a relationship,yes im very experienced,of course i have a big one and my favourite this weekend il definately be there ,

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 3:59:21 AM   
myotherself


Posts: 7157
Joined: 3/9/2006
From: The cold bit of the UK
Status: offline 		I would go with....

"it's never happened to me before"

and

"my wife/gf doesn't understand me"

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 4:02:22 AM   
tinydynamite


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Status: offline 		classic,

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 9:39:50 AM   
tazzygirl


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Joined: 10/12/2007
Status: offline 		I cant be bothered with lies. I have enough trouble remembering the truth.

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Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 10:18:10 AM   
lucylucy


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Status: offline 		"I'm listening."

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 10:26:14 AM   
Missokyst


Posts: 6041
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Status: offline 		"It's 8 inches"

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 10:28:36 AM   
dovie


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Status: offline 		"S(he's) my cousin!"

rofl....will be back later with more.

dovie

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 10:33:38 AM   
gedienstig


Posts: 155
Joined: 5/9/2010
Status: offline 		Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy

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If they say why, why?
Tell 'em that it's human nature

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 10:37:15 AM   
pahunkboy


Posts: 33061
Joined: 2/26/2006
From: Central Pennsylvania
Status: offline 		I will call you.

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 10:42:22 AM   
laurell3


Posts: 6577
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Status: offline 		This is going to hurt me so much more than it's going to hurt you

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I cannot be defined by moments in my life, but must be considered for by the entirety of my existence.

When you fail to consider that I am the best judge for what is right for me, all of your opinions become suspect to me.

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 10:43:34 AM   
laurell3


Posts: 6577
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Status: offline 		I've never said that/ done that with any other woman, I swear.

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I cannot be defined by moments in my life, but must be considered for by the entirety of my existence.

When you fail to consider that I am the best judge for what is right for me, all of your opinions become suspect to me.

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 10:45:45 AM   
laurell3


Posts: 6577
Joined: 5/5/2005
Status: offline 		Wait, let's not forget the lie that most Americans will remember:

I did not have sex with that woman

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I cannot be defined by moments in my life, but must be considered for by the entirety of my existence.

When you fail to consider that I am the best judge for what is right for me, all of your opinions become suspect to me.

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 10:58:17 AM   
Toppingfrmbottom


Posts: 6528
Joined: 6/7/2009
Status: offline 		In our case Daddy does respect where I do, or do not want cum. And he'd never say I won't cum in your mouth, and then lie about it.

But some people have.

And what if it's not all about sex, or involving sex to the person doing any given activity, then if it's not sex / sexual to THEM, it's not a lie.


I don't have favorite lies to tell. I do not believe in lying, and I don't think it's funny to hear people lie either.
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ORIGINAL: reynardfox


No, I respect that, I won't come in your mouth (Haven't we all?)


My all time favourite lie, this is not just sex (Well, it's not flower arranging, is it?)

What's your favourite lie? To tell or to hear.



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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 11:13:14 AM   
sweetsub1957


Posts: 2201
Joined: 4/28/2009
Status: offline 		~Fast Reply~
i don't lie, i learned my lesson early on as a young girl. Some of those i've heard that just floor me are:
1) "Don't worry i'm not a Sadist. This won't hurt bad, just a little bit."
2) "I'm absolutely not married."
3) Pictures that show at least a 12" cock. They can be computer-enhanced
easily if you know how. i'll believe it when i see it and, for Anyone that
shows me that sort of picture, that will be never.
4) "I'm not in a relationship already."
5) "This is not just about sex."

~sweetsub~

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"That's not just a chip on her shoulder, that's the whole potato!" ~Lady Angelika~

In lowering yourself to talking behind my back, you're perfectly positioned to kiss my ass.

An it harm none, do what ye wilt.

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 11:30:14 AM   
Guest
 "No thanks, we can't come to your church as we're Jewish". Used to be "High priest of the Church of the One True False Diety Baballoo" but I'm getting old enough that I try not to disturb our neighbors without cause.

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 12:06:11 PM   
TreasureKY


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Joined: 4/10/2007
From: Kentucky
Status: offline 		"In just a minute."  

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 12:43:41 PM   
pahunkboy


Posts: 33061
Joined: 2/26/2006
From: Central Pennsylvania
Status: offline 		It is not you, it is me.

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RE: lies - 6/6/2010 2:32:57 PM   
tazzygirl


Posts: 37833
Joined: 10/12/2007
Status: offline 		UGH! i hate that one, pa!

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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
Duchess of Dissent 1
Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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