|
reynardfox -> lies (6/6/2010 3:22:13 AM)
|
Lies tickle me, usually because people do it out of habit without realising how easy it is to pick them apart, it's just part of the human condition. I must list the most common ones I hear.
We only have local call centres (People in bangalore all called tracy or phil)
I'll have to put you on hold (Why I go out for a perm)
My husband is okay with my coming here (he has no idea, he'll wonder where the marks came from for weeks)
Bit warm in here (I've got a cold but I still want to have sex with you)
No, I respect that, I won't come in your mouth (Haven't we all?)
I paid it at the post office
There's a cheque in the post
Of course I've used a single tail before (to split pineapples in the yard)
I've not really done much S and M (in the last hour)
I've just had a glass of wine, Ofiicer, (and two litres of cider)
Actually, now you and the sniffer dog mention it, I didn't actually pack this case myself.
Swallow it, it's good for you.
Take the pain inside yourself and release it (I love hurting you and talking shit)
I think our relationship dynamic could use another female (I'm just soo fucking greedy)
My all time favourite lie, this is not just sex (Well, it's not flower arranging, is it?)
What's your favourite lie? To tell or to hear.
I've been watching lie to me, shows, doesen't it?
|
|
|
|
