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riptorian -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/7/2010 10:06:10 AM)
I think I am dialing onto you, on your perfect guy. So no feet hair, no jock strap combined with a leather vest, not a hobbit, plus no banan hammocks. So we can rule out Ryan Seacrest :D I bet though you would find me perfect. Imagine this, first meeting. I come wearing bottomless leather pants (oh yeah baby), a net shirt, nothing under, no sleefs, and a pirate hat. I start out by doing a "Hey Marine" on you. Now tell me honestly you would not submit to me RIGHT there!

LadyNTrainer -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/7/2010 10:16:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: riptorian So you do not find hobbits hot? I guess the jock strap would get hidden under all the body hair anyway. So maybe a banana hammock instead? And I just realized why you thought I would look foxy in a pair of Levi's. I am in the back of the picture. Then one with the tail is the dog. It does confuse people. :) Hell yeah. I could totally get off to a fantasy of Frodo and Sam making out, with Sam submitting to Frodo, then both of them co-topping Gollum. The M/s dynamics are seriously hawt between those boys. And let's not even get started on how Merry and Pippin could be hiding in the bushes watching, touching themselves and finally getting turned on enough to get over the fact that they're cousins and fucking like fuzzy little bunnies. Frodo would also make an awesome bottom. He has this great "oh please don't hurt me, I am already suffering so" look through most of the movies that makes me want to deliver him over to Boromir or maybe Galadriel gone bad for a hardcore interrogation sex scene. So what do you think will happen if he uses the One Ring that way? Oh crap, his dick disappeared. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] Yes, I am a sick pervert, and also a giant nerd. LOL

divi -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/7/2010 10:26:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: riptorian I bet though you would find me perfect. Imagine this, first meeting. I come wearing bottomless leather pants (oh yeah baby), a net shirt, nothing under, no sleefs, and a pirate hat. I start out by doing a "Hey Marine" on you. Now tell me honestly you would not submit to me RIGHT there! First off please tell me you dont own the above outfit lol.. I like my men to look like men. I like a guy who is fierce and one who with just a look can make my thighs quiver. It's not easy to get me on my knees.. good luck tho :) btw.. do you wear mandals ?

riptorian -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/7/2010 10:28:11 AM)
LadyNT - That is properly the most awesome thing I have ever seen posted on LOTR. There is also the classic and cheesy "YOU SHALL NOT PASS". I like how you combine BDSM with semi incest. Incredibly hot. Ever thought of doing erotic novells on exactly this subject? :D LOTR had some amusing phallus elements. Like the black rider "penetrating" Frodo with his "sword". Tolkien is not fooling anyone.

SailingBum -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/7/2010 10:28:31 AM)
Im thinking it took 10 years to figure this out...This is NOT rocket science sheesh BadOne

riptorian -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/7/2010 11:06:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: divi quote: ORIGINAL: riptorian I bet though you would find me perfect. Imagine this, first meeting. I come wearing bottomless leather pants (oh yeah baby), a net shirt, nothing under, no sleefs, and a pirate hat. I start out by doing a "Hey Marine" on you. Now tell me honestly you would not submit to me RIGHT there! First off please tell me you dont own the above outfit lol.. I like my men to look like men. I like a guy who is fierce and one who with just a look can make my thighs quiver. It's not easy to get me on my knees.. good luck tho :) btw.. do you wear mandals ? Missed this as I posted :( I don't wear it, but oh joy if I did. I think I am not at the man stage yet, more the guy stage :p I am very fierce looking when my parrot Geoff is sitting on my shoulder wearing that outfit :D He has a small red bandana around his head. He looks soo badass, along with his small eye patch. I can make your thighs quiver, but that involves you being fat and me doing the motorboat on them :/ I live in Denmark. It hardly ever get's above 20 degrees celcius. Maybe a week or 2 in the summer we hit over that. So no. I wear sneakers or bathing sandal thingies. I think my dad have a pair though, now that I think about it, does that count? :D

divi -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/7/2010 11:11:20 AM)
wow bathing sandals dont sound so good lol...

riptorian -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/7/2010 11:17:16 AM)
My toe hair likes the soft breeze running over them. Uhm. I love out of all the things I said in my previous post, you picked on the bathing sandals. That is pretty awesome :D My bathing sandals broke the other day. Wore them up. The front end broke off, pretty painful. Actually happened in the aforementioned supermarket. Geoff was not too happy about it, since he loved sitting in those sandals, after I've used them. I guess he liked the heat from my feet. He is a funny little parrot. The other day he sat on my TV singing sea shanties, along with the neighbours dog (window was open). Maybe he misses the sea life? If you own a boat, I think Geoff would approve of you.

divi -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/7/2010 11:21:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: riptorian My toe hair likes the soft breeze running over them. Uhm. I love out of all the things I said in my previous post, you picked on the bathing sandals. That is pretty awesome :D My bathing sandals broke the other day. Wore them up. The front end broke off, pretty painful. Actually happened in the aforementioned supermarket. Geoff was not too happy about it, since he loved sitting in those sandals, after I've used them. I guess he liked the heat from my feet. He is a funny little parrot. The other day he sat on my TV singing sea shanties, along with the neighbours dog (window was open). Maybe he misses the sea life? If you own a boat, I think Geoff would approve of you. wow .. If I seen your bathing sandals I would of broke them :)... and not digging the fact you are this close to a parrot.. that also isnt very manly ..then again you are Dutch ? lol

riptorian -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/7/2010 11:28:05 AM)
I am very much Danish, which means I am from Denmark, so fairly close, not same region though. I live out my manliness through Geoff. He is my alter ego so to speak. He is much more macho than me too, I have to admit. The way he looks after women and give them comments on the street. I think maybe Geoff could make your knee's soft. He got these very deep, blue eyes, you can just sink into. I often sit and stare into them for hours on end. Between replies I just look into them, and let him float my boat. Unfortunately sodomizing a parrot in Denmark is illegal, so that brings me here. Just in case, I just want to state I have been extremely sarcastic through out all my posts, except the first few one. :)

divi -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/7/2010 11:41:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: riptorian Unfortunately sodomizing a parrot in Denmark is illegal wonders how you know this lol Just in case, I just want to state I have been extremely sarcastic through out all my posts, except the first few one. :) And I kinda of figured that out :)... If I wasnt so bored today I wouldnt have entertained this

laurell3 -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/7/2010 3:02:49 PM)
This has been the oddest derailment ever. Hobbits? REALLY? ewww....you guys are freaks! However, the picture of LnT taking a whip to frodo has brightened by day! Thanks!

LadyNTrainer -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/8/2010 9:01:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: riptorian I think I am dialing onto you, on your perfect guy. So no feet hair, no jock strap combined with a leather vest, not a hobbit, plus no banan hammocks. So we can rule out Ryan Seacrest :D I bet though you would find me perfect. Imagine this, first meeting. I come wearing bottomless leather pants (oh yeah baby), a net shirt, nothing under, no sleefs, and a pirate hat. I start out by doing a "Hey Marine" on you. Now tell me honestly you would not submit to me RIGHT there! I am a huge cosplay fetishist and Ren Faire/SCA player. If you looked hot in pirate garb, I would most definitely want to do you. Alas, if you're a dominant, I'm not sure you'd consent to what I'd be interested in doing, though. [:D]

Jeffff -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/8/2010 9:06:06 AM)
I had some Dom essence on my belly last night...............

reynardfox -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/8/2010 5:36:19 PM)
The essence of a Dom? Tickle me in the right place and I could probably knock you up a few ounces.

riptorian -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/8/2010 7:48:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer quote: ORIGINAL: riptorian I think I am dialing onto you, on your perfect guy. So no feet hair, no jock strap combined with a leather vest, not a hobbit, plus no banan hammocks. So we can rule out Ryan Seacrest :D I bet though you would find me perfect. Imagine this, first meeting. I come wearing bottomless leather pants (oh yeah baby), a net shirt, nothing under, no sleefs, and a pirate hat. I start out by doing a "Hey Marine" on you. Now tell me honestly you would not submit to me RIGHT there! Sadly I have to say I have never actually worn a pirate outfit, but I do have a pirate beard atm in fact :D Pirates are so cool. Plus why would you need a garb if you got the beard, eye patch and hat? An alternative to "doing me" (tss the language on this forum), could be me dressing up as a pirate and you as a ninja and duke it out in the most epic battle, that has been under way for several years. I know Geoff never says no to a fight. Just don't look into his eyes ;) But I do actually think on a more serious note that I got the figure to be a nice pirate captain. YAAR! I am a huge cosplay fetishist and Ren Faire/SCA player. If you looked hot in pirate garb, I would most definitely want to do you. Alas, if you're a dominant, I'm not sure you'd consent to what I'd be interested in doing, though. [:D]

LadyNTrainer -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/8/2010 8:37:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: riptorian An alternative to "doing me" (tss the language on this forum), could be me dressing up as a pirate and you as a ninja and duke it out in the most epic battle, that has been under way for several years. Nay, matey. I be a pirate through and through, and I run through all those scurvy scalawag ninjas and send them down to Davy Jones when I can catch them. Arse-fickling turd-burglers be they all, cowardly and stealthing, not a man among them fit to serve on my splendid crew. [;)] Translation: I clearly spent too many years doing pirate recreation gigs, because I am a giant nerd. But hey, pirates are sexy and dress way better than ninjas, so I think pirates win.

riptorian -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/8/2010 8:41:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer quote: ORIGINAL: riptorian An alternative to "doing me" (tss the language on this forum), could be me dressing up as a pirate and you as a ninja and duke it out in the most epic battle, that has been under way for several years. Nay, matey. I be a pirate through and through, and I run through all those scurvy scalawag ninjas and send them down to Davy Jones when I can catch them. Arse-fickling turd-burglers be they all, cowardly and stealthing, not a man among them fit to serve on my splendid crew. [;)] Translation: I clearly spent too many years doing pirate recreation gigs, because I am a giant nerd. But hey, pirates are sexy and dress way better than ninjas, so I think pirates win. Plus ninjas cannot be sneaky in water. Also a very important factor. Kindda jealous now, since girls in pirate clothing are hot [:)]

leadership527 -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/9/2010 7:27:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer Translation: I clearly spent too many years doing pirate recreation gigs, because I am a giant nerd. But hey, pirates are sexy and dress way better than ninjas, so I think pirates win. Yeah, but on the bright side, your giant nerdiness has been making me laugh on some of these recent posts. In recent memory I recall DND, Fantasy & Scifi, and now pirates. If nothing else, I gotta admire the sheer depth and breadth of it.

crazyml -> RE: The essence of a Dom (6/9/2010 8:17:44 AM)
Oh absolutely, Sam is so Frodo's biatch. I'll bet Frodo and Sam were at it like two randy gay hobbits throughout the whole journey to Mordor - The homoerotic imagery was plastered all over the screen I imagine we'll see all the hard core hobbit buggery when the directors cut comes out.

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