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Ishtarr -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 11:01:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Okay never mind, seems you've got things under control. Just do me a favor and let me know how it goes. *grins sluttishly*



zyphyr, are you implying that I, a Free Woman, am a slut??? [sm=paddle.gif]

I would have you whipped and publicly impaled... if it wasn't so very true.




SimplyMichael -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 11:58:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Ishtarr

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ORIGINAL: PeanutTigerinBox

I think you forgot the ones who aren't interested in women anyway as they prefer to date boyfriends [8|]


See the problem becomes how to keep calculating the statistics...
I can find percentages on most things, but the problem is that most of these percentages overlap, so how many of the 1.5 million I have left would you think to actually be gay?

I mean, I'm all for cutting down the group even more... because even at 5 dates a day, I really don't think I'll be able to get more then a 100.000 dates done in this life time... [:D]


Knowing what a gloriously depraved little slut you are, I am surprised you didn't divide that number by three...




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 12:12:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Ishtarr

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Okay never mind, seems you've got things under control. Just do me a favor and let me know how it goes. *grins sluttishly*



zyphyr, are you implying that I, a Free Woman, am a slut??? [sm=paddle.gif]

I would have you whipped and publicly impaled... if it wasn't so very true.


Implying? Hell no, I'm stating it outright [:D] How did you know about my public whipping/impaling fetish anyway?




Missokyst -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 12:23:19 PM)

Get a Delorean, find a flux capicitor and you are all set.




Ishtarr -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 2:08:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Knowing what a gloriously depraved little slut you are, I am surprised you didn't divide that number by three...



You're such a sadist, you always have to ruin everything for me.
I was trying to stay optimistic here...

Besides, if I have to start cutting  based on what a depraved little slut I am I would suggest that dividing it by 10 is probably more realistic.
If after last night you still don't agree with that... well I guess I'll have to try even harder to convince you then. [8D]




tazzygirl -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 2:19:25 PM)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and what happened last night? hmmm? hmmm?

[sm=popcorn.gif]




Ishtarr -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 2:23:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and what happened last night? hmmm? hmmm?

[sm=popcorn.gif]


Curiosity isn't becoming in a kajira.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 2:25:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Ishtarr

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and what happened last night? hmmm? hmmm?

[sm=popcorn.gif]



Curiosity isn't becoming in a kajira.


Oh crap Ishtarr I just snorted hot noodles through my nose reading this. Nonetheless thanks for the laugh....I think

edited to fix the quote thingy *sigh*




tazzygirl -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 2:48:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Ishtarr

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and what happened last night? hmmm? hmmm?

[sm=popcorn.gif]


Curiosity isn't becoming in a kajira.


Ahem. If i were a kajira, i would agree.

sooooooooooooooo what happened last night? hmmm?




SimplyMichael -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 2:56:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Ishtarr

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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Knowing what a gloriously depraved little slut you are, I am surprised you didn't divide that number by three...



You're such a sadist, you always have to ruin everything for me.
I was trying to stay optimistic here...

Besides, if I have to start cuttingĀ  based on what a depraved little slut I am I would suggest that dividing it by 10 is probably more realistic.
If after last night you still don't agree with that... well I guess I'll have to try even harder to convince you then. [8D]


You don't have 10 holes but you do have three...and here I thought you were a bright and clever girl!




Ishtarr -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 2:56:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

Ahem. If i were a kajira, i would agree.

sooooooooooooooo what happened last night? hmmm?


LOL

Well I guess you'll have to ask Michael.

Him being the sadist that he is... he's either going to torture you by not telling, or torture me by telling. [8D]




tazzygirl -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 2:59:51 PM)

oooooooooooooooooo ok Ishtar!

Oh Michael (who has the same name as my son) what happened last night? hmmm?




Ishtarr -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 3:01:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

You don't have 10 holes but you do have three...and here I thought you were a bright and clever girl!


So basically you ARE still disagreeing that it should be divided by 10...
Well I guess I'll have no choice but to work harder to convince you then. [8D]




tazzygirl -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 3:27:34 PM)

well.. hmpf.

Fine, you both ignore me and ill just conjure up my own images of just what happened last night.

bet it included fruit and cool whip!!

~grins




Ishtarr -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 3:37:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

bet it included fruit and cool whip!!



You are so far off it's not even funny... it's hilarious instead...




eponavet -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 9:10:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Ishtarr

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Okay never mind, seems you've got things under control. Just do me a favor and let me know how it goes. *grins sluttishly*



zyphyr, are you implying that I, a Free Woman, am a slut??? [sm=paddle.gif]

I would have you whipped and publicly impaled... if it wasn't so very true.


hee hee...just catching up here.... [;)] I'm known as a kitty, so of course i'm curious (let's forget about the part that curiousity actually kills the cat sometimes...)




heartcream -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/8/2010 9:13:18 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

So I obviously need some time management tips. Please make suggestions.

I would feel awful if some women missed out just becaue I mismanaged my time.


The solution is find one you are compatible with and love her extremely well. This will do multitudes to the multitudes. Unless of course you dont want to then up to you bro.




BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/9/2010 5:29:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Ishtarr

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

bet it included fruit and cool whip!!



You are so far off it's not even funny... it's hilarious instead...


Well, whatever it was,  Michael has great taste.  You're beautiful!




BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Half the world's population is female. (6/10/2010 7:35:11 AM)

I killed it![&o]




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