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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/11/2010 10:01:50 PM   
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Tiramisu.

Well, it had to be said. The boy's favorite and so he will have it and eat it.

Boy? No...


Tiramisu is so very, very 90s.  When I had a Culinary Chef make me my private (me only) 60th birthday dinner, I had for dessert French toast made using Artisian bread: white chocolate pieces in a lemon / mint batter.  Vanilla ice-cream melting on the French toast, and the Chef's special Brandied Apple Dessert Sauce over it all.... Now THAT's dessert!

Appetizer - shrimp boiled using Chef's special "All Fish Seasoning."  Makes "Old Bay" taste like "Old ...." fill in the blank. LOL!

Entree was a "shot in the wild" Pheasant breast with curry-apple-cream sauce.  Mashed potatoes with balsamic-chive dip mix and sour cream stirred in.  Fresh asparagus al'dente.

Did you ever shoot wild pheasant?  I did, under my Dad's tutelage.

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/11/2010 10:35:03 PM   
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Amidst all these rank amatuer jackers, I must go with one worthy one by Lance.

Why thank you, T.  That's the nicest thing you've said (that I've read. And I've read lots of your paranoid junk. LOL!)
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I don't know what planet Beldar and his family were from, IIRC they always said they were from France. Why did they pick that country ? Maybe because of the wierd foods they eat. Who was that guy who played the daughter's BF ? I like the scene where Beldar rips the roof off his car and says something like "If I did not fear retribution of the autorities I would......." I can't post the rest in a forun like this because too many people would cream their jeans. I mean after the tear gas thread.........

And now..... why gawd gave us Wikipedia:

The Coneheads was originally a sketch on Saturday Night Live which originated on the January 15, 1977 episode, and starred Dan Aykroyd as father Beldar, Jane Curtin as mother Prymaat, and Laraine Newman as daughter Connie.
The Coneheads were an alien family, natives of the planet Remulak, who found themselves stranded on Earth. When questioned by Earth neighbors as to their strange behavior, they inevitably replied that they were "from Remulak, a small town in France".

Same article, but further down:

Frank Zappa wrote a song based on the sketches, titled "Conehead". It appeared on his 1981 album You Are What You Is. Zappa also appeared in a Coneheads sketch when hosting, as a man dating Connie and makes note that he prefers Frenchwomen.[1]
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Most importantly to the subject though, I need to know what years in the early to mid 1990s when January 10th fell on a Friday. I have a pay stub with no year on it. Tell me that company not was cheating on their taxes.

Google is your friend - 1991.  You're MOST welcome.
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Speaking of cars, this place is full of rank amateurs. They can't jack jack shit. Sure have an intelligent discussion and they seem so adept at it. But when called to task they fall flat on their faces. The evidence is right here.

I very much like to study calendars.  How 'bout that Mayan nonsense in 2012?  After all, I was one of the early programmers who said "This program won''t be around for the 2000 roll-over.  Let somebody else fix it before then.  There's no space to keep four-digit years anyway."  Think I could get a job "fixing" it?  Nope.  I was in a Clinical Depressive state and didn't have the meds I do now.

Do you have good psychtropic meds or have you always been like that?

P.S.  Seriously, thanks for the compliment.
P.P.S.  Yours was close but didn't bridge from section to section.  Try again.  But, remember - you ARE in 2nd place!

See, tiramisu -> dessert -> entree -> pheasant -> shooting.  You just have stream of consciousness.

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/11/2010 11:16:32 PM   
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Whoa. Coconut shortbread dipped in dark choc. Honolulu Cookie. Individually wrapped!

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/11/2010 11:33:36 PM   
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Whoa. Coconut shortbread dipped in dark choc. Honolulu Cookie. Individually wrapped!

LH, not a bad start, but where's the "jack"?  You might have tried "Have you ever been to Hawaii'?"

And then I would've written:
Yes, with my wife. We got divorced when I found her "in flagrante delicto."  OOPS!  I almost typed "in flamingo delicate."

Do you think flamingos are delicate?  Maybe the meat of a flamingo breast would make a good 70th birthday dinner.

But, that last is way too close to the pheasant post, so I'd go with:

Do you think flamingos are delicate?  I had a lawn flamingo <what gay doesn't?> that was NOT delicate.  Lasted for years and years.  Wonder where that went?  Oh, I remember, an ex-lover took it to Minnesota with him.

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/11/2010 11:45:19 PM   
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*tacklehugs Lance*

*points Lance to his cmail*

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/11/2010 11:50:32 PM   
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GT: always a jack.  A good jack?  Never!  Leaves too much hanging.  Oh, yes, I do have enuf hangin'. 

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/11/2010 11:55:09 PM   
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tease ;)

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/12/2010 7:55:55 AM   
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Well, that killed this thread, didn't it? LOL!

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/12/2010 8:25:06 AM   
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*smooooches*


tiramisu is good.. but I prefer creme brulee

edited because I finally remembered what the custard stuff was called/

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/12/2010 8:45:47 AM   
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Lance, would you be my gay boyfriend?

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/12/2010 9:22:08 AM   
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No more dessert! I still have cake from my daughter's birthday last week- AND I KEEP EATING IT! Someone- stop me!!!!!

That's it. I'm leaving to get a pedicure.


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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/12/2010 9:28:37 AM   
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OOOOH what colour? I have the new Shrek green!! I can hardly wait until next week to try it!

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/12/2010 5:49:32 PM   
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I am honestly starting to doubt Lance's Love/Lust for me.

~sad face~

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/12/2010 6:03:49 PM   
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pfffft, what, just because he's gay? He wants you, tee, he wants you BAD

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/12/2010 6:05:33 PM   
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We have so much in common! We both like the menz!!

I think he gets me. He really gets me. I hope he's willing to relocate.

~fingers crossed~

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/12/2010 6:09:19 PM   
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Seeeeeee you're perfect for each other I'm keeping fingers, toes and eyes crossed for you two crazy kids

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/12/2010 7:02:36 PM   
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And I can still be the Other GF, right, Tee? Because I wouldn't want to get in the way or anything!

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/12/2010 7:03:57 PM   
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Oh no LH you wouldn't get in the way at all I'm sure.

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/12/2010 7:04:18 PM   
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Lady Hib you are so awesome yummy...and I don't think there's anything to require a detour. It's a straight shot. Wait...not straight...

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/12/2010 7:06:05 PM   
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I don't think either of us could do that straight a shot.

And Sci! We saw him first!! So you and your hot moobs get behind me!

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