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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 3:46:05 PM

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There's the answer, have Lance come to Iowa and cater for free!!! I'm sure he'll adore Iowa!

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 3:47:01 PM

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He...might...like it.

Should I get me a subbie?

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 3:53:18 PM

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Yes definitely and order them to fix your chair! If they get annoying you can always send them to LaT's to muck with one arm tied behind their backs!

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 3:55:40 PM

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quote:

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OMG Lance!
<snipped>

But, but, which is your gawd? When you type "OMG" it's just short-type for "Oh, my God!" Does your Gawd transubstantiate when sumebody mumbo-jumbos over bread? Oh, wait.... the bread transubstantiates into the Gawd's body.... I guess this string might get moved to Politics and religion..... A TRUE SIGN OF THREAD-JACKING. Don't you agree? Oh, and that reminds me.... why are those two together? You think there would be separate forums for Politics and Religion.

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<snipped>
~snort snort snort

I love it when I say to a man-boy with his mouth on my dick, "Where's my pig?" and he responds with that noise.

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 6/7/2010 3:57:59 PM >

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 4:10:10 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3
There's the answer, have Lance come to Iowa and cater for free!!! I'm sure he'll adore Iowa!
<snipped>

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee
<snipped>
He...might...like it.

Lance likes Iowans - dem der corn-fed boys do know how to suck! And usually dey have nice looks. AHEM, I mean "All men from Iowa are good-looking." <GREAT way to thread-jack.... blanket statements have to be discussed ad naseum.>

Yes, Lance likes to show his stuff..... er, Yes, Lance likes to show off his catering skills..... well, the first thing, too. Don't you like to "lead with your best foot forward"? -OR- as a sub do you hold back since everybody knows subs are stupid?

Is Lance offering to do catering for free? Nope. Expenses - air fare, nice hotel, all food paid for, hourly rate of $100, service charge negotiable <sp?>, break-down/clean-up charge? NOT.....

That "nice hotel" can be replaced by "dungeon with gay male slave provided" None of this bi-sexual crap.... they can "decide or lose the ride." Hey! I just made that up! Pretty good, don't you think? Did that ever happen to you? You made up a "good one" and then later, saw it posted elsewhere?

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3
<snipped>insert new topic here

What? You can't come up with something? OOPS! Wait, that sounds like a flame...... actually, the BIC lighter, clicking to start the tinder..... Have you noticed how cheap those things are? My Dad's Army lighter still works. My Dad died just before I turned 21..... Now there's a bummer.

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<snipped>
Should I get me a subbie?

I seriously hope you don't think that by inviting Lance to cater, he would do it in a submissive way? As a matter of fact, depending of the size of the function <and your kitchen> I'll be needing a certain number of "kitchen sluts." Sluts will work shirtless and quietly except to ask questions about their assigments. You think Lance is going to "do" melon balls for a swan-carved watermelon filled with fresh fruit salad? NO WAY.

I've seen some great melon carviings, but they're usually set pieces in a very large buffet. Oh, and that franchise witht the basket of fruit flowers - bleah - they havae only, like 4 or 5 cookie cutters. I think all their arrangements are pretty much the same. And how do you keep the mellon juice from dripping all over everything? I think they wring-em out.... never actually had one.

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 4:15:28 PM

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I was in court today trying to get some tickets fixed, got all but one. An Arab guy was there with a pretty nice looking Woman, and he was not a Citizen. Should I have taken her away from him ? I mean he is about as fugly as I am, so I would have a chance. Then maybe I would be juicing a crack about now.

Speaking of that, Bamoo was the grand Poobah of our group until he died. He had named Jack Rif Raff, but when Jack stopped drinking he changed Jack's name to Juice the crack Jack. Thus it's impotance to this thread.

Bamoo used to operate what I called The Ranch. Had no livestock unless you count Yogi, who was a full blooded Rhodesian Ridgeback. This dog was really smart, and had the ability to jump quite high straight up in the air. These dogs from what I hear were used in Africa by lion hunters. They would be the bait and the lion would charge them, they would jump straight up and the hunter then shot them (the lion that is).

I was offered a half breed puppy, but turned it down because I don't keep animals. Is half breed a racist term when used to describe a dog ? (not that Yogi ever knew he was a dog)

And speaking of the ranch, that was the only phone number held more sacred than my own, and mine is due for changing soon anyway. Had it for over ten years, it is pretty burnt out. People I knew 20 years ago call, well what were they doing for 20 years ? If they were in prison, just go back, I got enough people around me who have copped a number. Even the Woman has had 30 felonies.

See that's why this is so crucially important to this thread, because one of my laptops got stolen last Tuesday. Gotta remember to lock that door. Mom says she has a spare lock in a box somewhere from the last move (she has more houses than money, and more stuff than even Carlin could describe).

Which is why we are going to do what we always do when we know we have something - buy another one.

Also important to the point, HillBilly just called. Driving a truck, he is in Indiana now and one his way back to Buckeye territory. A bit of a strange fella, but he lives in Wayne county. One of my lawyers told me to stay outta there because there is no Constitution there. Actually an ex-lawyer because he failed to fix my ticket in Ashland county which is adjacent to Wayne.

In the final analysis, and on a reprieve from downloading because of the missing laptop. I put the smaller, already loaded drive into my main PC just to run it, so nobody can touch what I have on the 500GB.

That may be why the brakes are squeaking on my car, shit, there goes another $14. Will it ever stop ?

The garden is coming along nicely except something is eating one of the plants. Why don't they just eat the weeds ?

What shall I do ?

T

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 4:16:40 PM

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Sorry Lance all the boys I know are bi or straight, for obvious reasons. Ironically, my gay male friends aren't kinky and think I'm a total freak if I bring it up at all. Acceptance ain't always a two way street.

Airfare? You're in Denver, DRIVE! You don't even want to be on the planes that fly from Denver to Iowa, believe me.

Dungeons? Have you never been to Iowa or Nebraska? We don't even have stippers here anymore where I live, they've been struck down by the moral majority! Iowa is a bit more progressive because of the gambling dollars though, but dungeon might be pushing it ALOT. You can always use LaT's barn though.

mmm farm sex....

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 4:26:29 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

You asked to be Jacked, did I pass ?

Your the best!! No man has ever jacked me like that before!

and for you another Nipsy Russell Quote:

It is truly said that the good die young,
that's the reason for all of my fears.
so let us be evil and wicked and bad,
and stay here for thousands of years.

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 4:29:57 PM

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Nipsy Russell was sometimes amusing on $100,000 Pyramid, but what did he ever say about BDSM? Aren't we supposed to be discussing BDSM?

And, btw, hi, Divi. I heard you got laid last night.... a little birdie told me.

lol.. heya hejira..which little birdie ? lol

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 4:30:49 PM

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the detective, divi?

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 4:31:36 PM

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Divi got laid? That's why she's here being her incredibly humorous snarky self. She's in rare form. Sex is a good color on you divi!

On another note, the boards have been wack lately and it ain't the moderators I'm referring to. Anyone else noticing this?

uh huh .. had sex every night since Friday lol.. but whose counting lol

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 4:33:04 PM

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Grats! Walking funny yet?

Who's the lucky guy? Can we meet him? hahahahaha

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 6:13:35 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyCimarron

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ORIGINAL: subtee

Graduation parties suck, no?

So cater or cook?

WWNRD (What Would Nipsy Russell Do?)

graduation parties do not suck.........

blowjob parties suck

And definitely cater.

Arent all blowjob parties catered events? or do you consider that BYOC?

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 6:13:46 PM

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WTF happened to the thread jacking? All I hear is "divi got laid" and the follow ons.......

This thread, like so many others here at CM, has drifted from the subject of thread-jacking to ...... wait! Is that a thread-jack?

I love such self-referential puzzles. However, most of the time, they are simple to reduce to the well-known paradox of set-inclusion as defined by.....<DAMN! what was his name?> Oh, and that reminds me... if the person is dead do you say "The person's name was ...." -OR- do you say "The person's name is ........"?

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 6:24:35 PM

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Lance, as far as nice hotels near my place ... would Super 8 work? Or would you be holding out for Holiday Inn? Do you cater brunches? i went to a hotel brunch once that had ostrich meat, as well as, the usual stuff.

According to The Joy of Cooking one ostrich egg will serve 24 people for brunch. All i have to do is find 23 more friends to invite for brunch.

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 6:29:17 PM

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Brunch is fun! I love champagne!

I like monkeys too, but not to eat.

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 6:37:00 PM

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Arent all blowjob parties catered events? or do you consider that BYOC?

well, not everyone has a C. but if you do have one, I suggest you bring it. I hate it when people leave those things lying around.

I found mine. should I bring black or flesh toned?

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 6:37:25 PM

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Monkeys are cool, but chimps freak me out. Do you know that they will cannibalize their enemies? I saw it in a video I showed my biology class. Ewwww.

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 6:38:59 PM

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Mauve is my favorite color, let's paint it mauve!

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 6:43:13 PM

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Who likes Pizza?

Wanna Go for a Bike Ride?

Who Shot Richard Nixon?

QSM

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