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Termyn8or -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/8/2010 1:26:03 AM)
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Amidst all these rank amatuer jackers, I must go with one worthy one by Lance.
I don't know what planet Beldar and his family were from, IIRC they always said they were from France. Why did they pick that country ? Maybe because of the wierd foods they eat. Who was that guy who played the daughter's BF ? I like the scene where Beldar rips the roof off his car and says something like "If I did not fear retribution of the autorities I would......." I can't post the rest in a forun like this because too many people would cream their jeans. I mean after the tear gas thread.........
I also liked the Addams Family movies, but I can't say that here because there were not enough Blacks in them. It would be too un PC. Speaking of PCs, does anyone know how to find my lost laptop ? I figure I shoud be able to get the IP of the net card and offer a hundred buck reward for it's location. Don't worry about what happens after, the possee and I will take care of that.
Been thinking of that half breed Ridgeback. I should've taken her. She would be dead by now so the end result would be the same.
Most importantly to the subject though, I need to know what years in the early to mid 1990s when January 10th fell on a Friday. I have a pay stub with no year on it. Tell me that company not was cheating on their taxes. But you don't have to pay anyway. Treatise available on request.
And as for the squeaking brakes on my car, my house amp keeps getting kicked around. It is sitting on the floor with a box fan next to it so it doesn't burn up in ten minutes, but almost every time I find the EQ settings changed, speakers turned off and maybe the wrong source selected. But it has to stay there because with my speakers it needs the fan. I could make a barrier with plexiglass or something, but I don't have a remote for it. It's a Pioneer SX1270 I think, running into two ohms. Any ideas on where to get a remote, I am getting sick of resetting everything on a Friday night when I am om likely to be, well, not quite straight and sober. I am so proud that the piece of shit has no protection whatsoever, but this shit is getting old.
Gotta remember to change that tweeter soon. I need to call my lawyer but I can't remember which one right now. Gordon something or other. I wonder what nationality that is. With what I am paying him he should come cut my grass, fucking,,,,,, whatever he is. It is about due. Couldn't find my car the other day.
Speaking of cars, this place is full of rank amateurs. They can't jack jack shit. Sure have an intelligent discussion and they seem so adept at it. But when called to task they fall flat on their faces. The evidence is right here.
So that raises the question, how do you tell if a pot(ted) plant is male or female in the first five weeks ?
What's more, does anyone want to buy a specially modified bug zapper that is rated one square mile out of the box ? It is rated 70 watts and I cut every other rung out of the cage to allow the really big insects and small birds in it. It's really fun to watch on those muggy nights in the summer. Damn, think of something like that down in FL. It would drive the Pit and Pendulum guy nuts I am sure. I think I payed about 75 bucks for it, so allowing for depreciation I'll take a couple hundred. Gold bullion only, and no change.
Which is what we got with Obama.
So all these things taken into careful consideration, with the squeaking brakes on my car, I'll have to go down and get a winshield wiper blade soon. (for the driver's side of course, the other one means shit)
T
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