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LadyHibiscus -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/8/2010 10:36:48 AM)

I say SCOAN. Because I am not Scottish.

I didn't kill ANYTHING today, and I don't even KNOW any dude called Chivalry!




hejira92 -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/8/2010 11:01:28 AM)

Chivalry may not be dead, yet. I'll be coming back on Thursday to check. And, no, I cannot take him now.




subtee -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/8/2010 11:20:51 AM)

hejira = hhhhot

discuss.




hejira92 -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 7:07:58 AM)

Wow. I am POWERFUL!

Just the mention of my name can end a thread. Whoa!


Hey, did y'all know it's my Sir's birthday?




LadyCimarron -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 8:33:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hejira92

Wow. I am POWERFUL!

Just the mention of my name can end a thread. Whoa!


Hey, did y'all know it's my Sir's birthday?



It wasn't the name honey, it was those pics in your profile. Shit I'm a straight woman and was still left speechless by your beauty.......you are hot!

and Happy Birthday to sir.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 8:40:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyCimarron

I'm a straight woman


Something I rarely believe when I hear people say it [8D]

Especially when followed by the words 'but you are hot!'

[8D][8D][8D][8D]




subtee -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 9:01:53 AM)

~FR

I don't believe most men understand the necessity for decorative bed pillows. Maybe Lance does.





LadyCimarron -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 9:03:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyCimarron

I'm a straight woman


Something I rarely believe when I hear people say it [8D]

Especially when followed by the words 'but you are hot!'

[8D][8D][8D][8D]



Well, maybe I'm not. I guess I would have to be with a really hot woman to know for sure.  Then of course I AM a really hot woman.......hmmmmm........does making love to myself count as a lesbian encounter?




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 9:34:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyCimarron

...does making love to myself count as a lesbian encounter?


...depends how bendy you are...

[8D]

(Sorry sorry sorry I have a really crude sense of humour and sometimes I just can't help myself sorry sorry)




subtee -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 10:43:57 AM)

A poem:

Sir, your single tail skills are so fine

Your groovy impressions are deep, honey

And if next time the whipped ass is mine

I promise I won't find it so funny




Musicmystery -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 10:46:39 AM)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
subtee is cute,
her poems are askew.

[:D]




subtee -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 10:57:42 AM)

<<<<<<<<<<< I am askew




Musicmystery -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 10:58:24 AM)

Oh, right.

OK, carry on...




fluffypet61 -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 12:03:17 PM)

OK, folks...
 
i bought a new book this morning. 
Secret Lives of Great Composers: What Your Teachers Never Told You About the World's Musical Masters
 
Let's start with Hector Berlioz (Symphonie Fantastique)  - stalker and crossdresser.  He dressed as a ladies' maid so he could enter his beloved's house undetected.




divi -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 1:01:33 PM)

Tee baby I agree about the pillows... men just dont get it




LadyCimarron -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 2:11:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: fluffypet61

OK, folks...
 
i bought a new book this morning. 
Secret Lives of Great Composers: What Your Teachers Never Told You About the World's Musical Masters
 
Let's start with Hector Berlioz (Symphonie Fantastique)  - stalker and crossdresser.  He dressed as a ladies' maid so he could enter his beloved's house undetected.


Does it say whether or not the lady spanked her maid?




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 4:00:53 PM)

Speaking of corporal punishment in books, did anyone ever read Roald Dahl's Boy?

Fuck me but I loved that book.

[:D]




divi -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 4:01:46 PM)

Am I the only one who tried to peek up subtees dress ?




LadyCimarron -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 4:03:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: divi

Am I the only one who tried to peek up subtees dress ?


Well, DUH....you were until you said it. Now all of us are trying it.[:)]




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Jack My Thread (6/9/2010 4:06:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyCimarron

you were until you said it.
No she wasn't :P

You know the phrase 'if it's kinky and you can imagine it, someone somewhere is doing it'? Applies here.




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