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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 10:11:35 PM   
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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/7/2010 11:27:33 PM   
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Jesus Christ!  Y'all are NOT playing the game as the OP stipulated.

Thread-jacking is a fine art and does not consist of a simple, simple,trivial flame bomb as DomiGuy has been throwing.  <MAJOR kudos to all that let said flame bombs bounce off them, just as a ball would bounce off his pointy head.>

And that comment about pointy heads reminds me of the great Saturday Night Live sketches with the aliens with those cone-heads.  What was that planet?  Gilda Rader played the mother, I think.  She was always GREAT, God rest her soul.

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 12:04:30 AM   
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People that get offended by Domiguy crack me up. He routinely jerks certain people's chains and they fall for it every single time.

Do you think our expectations of new people to the boards are realistic?



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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 12:16:22 AM   
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quote:

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People that get offended by Domiguy crack me up. He routinely jerks certain people's chains and they fall for it every single time.

Do you think our expectations of new people to the boards are realistic?




I think so.  "We" certainly seem to understand the desired behavior, if nothing else.  Look at how TheRaptorJesus was sytematically "taken down."  I especially like when a Mod jumped in to assure us all that the guess that "TRJ was naught but DomiGuy" was a wrong "guess."

Do you think double quotes are over-used in this "day and age"?

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 12:20:25 AM   
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I think all the mods can tell is if it's coming from the same source, that's not that hard to get around. For all we know everyone here is domiguy! HAHA, omg what a thought!

I think the quotes are totally necessary here to avoid miscommunications personally.



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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 12:20:31 AM   
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I could not agree more. Friends, Photinia is entirely overplanted in this country, and so ubiquitous as to be a veritable eyesore. I propose a ban on this obnoxious shrub, and in fact declare the formation of a group devoted to this purpose, the Society for the Abolishment of Photinia ("S.A.P."). Please feel free to not inquire here for details on this entirely fictitious thread diversion.
Hope this helps soothe mod-chapped hides. Let me know if you haven't had enough.

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 1:26:03 AM   
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Amidst all these rank amatuer jackers, I must go with one worthy one by Lance.

I don't know what planet Beldar and his family were from, IIRC they always said they were from France. Why did they pick that country ? Maybe because of the wierd foods they eat. Who was that guy who played the daughter's BF ? I like the scene where Beldar rips the roof off his car and says something like "If I did not fear retribution of the autorities I would......." I can't post the rest in a forun like this because too many people would cream their jeans. I mean after the tear gas thread.........

I also liked the Addams Family movies, but I can't say that here because there were not enough Blacks in them. It would be too un PC. Speaking of PCs, does anyone know how to find my lost laptop ? I figure I shoud be able to get the IP of the net card and offer a hundred buck reward for it's location. Don't worry about what happens after, the possee and I will take care of that.

Been thinking of that half breed Ridgeback. I should've taken her. She would be dead by now so the end result would be the same.

Most importantly to the subject though, I need to know what years in the early to mid 1990s when January 10th fell on a Friday. I have a pay stub with no year on it. Tell me that company not was cheating on their taxes. But you don't have to pay anyway. Treatise available on request.

And as for the squeaking brakes on my car, my house amp keeps getting kicked around. It is sitting on the floor with a box fan next to it so it doesn't burn up in ten minutes, but almost every time I find the EQ settings changed, speakers turned off and maybe the wrong source selected. But it has to stay there because with my speakers it needs the fan. I could make a barrier with plexiglass or something, but I don't have a remote for it. It's a Pioneer SX1270 I think, running into two ohms. Any ideas on where to get a remote, I am getting sick of resetting everything on a Friday night when I am om likely to be, well, not quite straight and sober. I am so proud that the piece of shit has no protection whatsoever, but this shit is getting old.

Gotta remember to change that tweeter soon. I need to call my lawyer but I can't remember which one right now. Gordon something or other. I wonder what nationality that is. With what I am paying him he should come cut my grass, fucking,,,,,, whatever he is. It is about due. Couldn't find my car the other day.

Speaking of cars, this place is full of rank amateurs. They can't jack jack shit. Sure have an intelligent discussion and they seem so adept at it. But when called to task they fall flat on their faces. The evidence is right here.

So that raises the question, how do you tell if a pot(ted) plant is male or female in the first five weeks ?

What's more, does anyone want to buy a specially modified bug zapper that is rated one square mile out of the box ? It is rated 70 watts and I cut every other rung out of the cage to allow the really big insects and small birds in it. It's really fun to watch on those muggy nights in the summer. Damn, think of something like that down in FL. It would drive the Pit and Pendulum guy nuts I am sure. I think I payed about 75 bucks for it, so allowing for depreciation I'll take a couple hundred. Gold bullion only, and no change.

Which is what we got with Obama.

So all these things taken into careful consideration, with the squeaking brakes on my car, I'll have to go down and get a winshield wiper blade soon. (for the driver's side of course, the other one means shit) 

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 6:39:03 AM   
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Just spilled coffee on the right one....good morning.

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 7:09:12 AM   
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I am subtee. What do you recommend for treating a stanky hole?

Speaking of stanky holes. What ever happened to Natalie Holloway?

Would you rather spend an evening with Joran van der Sloot or James Vanderbeek?

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 7:11:00 AM   
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wheres Mikey ?

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 7:14:00 AM   
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He was murdered in Georgia by James Vanderbeek.

Mikey's final words were....."I am not a homo."

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 7:15:30 AM   
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lol..

I bet  PA is happy about this

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 7:29:49 AM   
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Speaking of pa - did you hear the latest conspiracy theory- it was something about aliens on one of Saturns moons and terraforming earth by oil spill in the gulf of Mexico.   I don't think i believe it - but i did read about it on the internet and everything you read on the internet is real -  just look at cm's profiles if you don't believe me. No one is fake or false!

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 7:55:16 AM   
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Fuck

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

Okay Had to be done.... return to your conversation.

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 7:58:33 AM   
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quote:

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I am subtee. What do you recommend for treating a stanky hole?

Speaking of stanky holes. What ever happened to Natalie Holloway?

Would you rather spend an evening with Joran van der Sloot or James Vanderbeek?


Martin VanBuren.

He would be a bit musty smelling, but not as annoying as the other two.

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 8:21:03 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: AQuietSimpleMan

Fuck

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

Okay Had to be done.... return to your conversation.

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I much prefer your conversation to that of Domiguy...

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 8:22:18 AM   
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tee you have a better ass then Domi

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 8:28:51 AM   
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What about Dick Van Patten?


What the fuck is that shit? Yikes!!! Dick go on and die already for fucks fuck. Creepy shit, indeed.

Are there any subs that get into Dick to ass to mouth Van Patten play?

Look how lean and lanky subtee looks in that photo. Optical illusion one can only assume.


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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 8:42:43 AM   
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quote:

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tee you have a better ass then Domi


We should have a cocktail party

Skinnygirl Margarita

2 oz of Clear Premium Tequila (count 1, 2 while you pour, no need for measuring)
Tiny splash of Orange Liquor
Juice of 4 Fresh Lime Wedges

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RE: Jack My Thread - 6/8/2010 8:43:17 AM   
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tee you have a better ass then Domi

You have a great ass

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