RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D

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VaguelyCurious -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 5:37:39 AM)
Something fishy is going on round here....

xxblushesxx -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 5:43:05 AM)
Oh no! Not this again! It's gonna give me a haddock!

DarkSteven -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 5:45:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel i too must confess. i'm a cherubim. i know, i know, you're not used to angels in your presence. i have to dim my light or you'd all go blind. this would explain my celibacy, now wouldn't it? [;)] KMS, sweetie, the suffixes "-im" and "-ot" are pluralizations in Hebrew. You might be a cherub, but you're only one. VC, look, be reasonable. Our twue love is hampered enough by the fact that you are less than half my age, live overseas, are a lesbian, and are on the same side of the kneel from me. If you now become a man as well... Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to call off our romance.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 5:46:32 AM)
Well you'll have to fork out to the tuna 50p or so at a plaice where they sell painkillers!

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 5:48:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to call off our romance. [:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(] DAMN MY HONESTY!!!!! :P

xxblushesxx -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 5:50:32 AM)
Breaking up with Dark Steven? Eeeel be all mine! Bwahahahahaha!!!!

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 5:52:16 AM)
Without a trout that joke was turbotle

KMsAngel -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 5:53:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven KMS, sweetie, the suffixes "-im" and "-ot" are pluralizations in Hebrew. You might be a cherub, but you're only one. are you sure about that? [;)]

Syrox -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 5:54:15 AM)
Or indeed a HERRING!!! Useful for chopping down the mightiest of trees in ANY forest.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 5:55:55 AM)
You just don't appreciate the scale of my humour, nor the depths of my intelligence!

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 5:58:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx You just don't appreciate the scale of my humour, nor the depths I find myself willing to sink to to try to make salmon laugh! You mistyped. I fixed it for you. I'm nice like that. I await my thankyou cuddle.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 6:04:41 AM)
Ok, now I believe you ARE a man! That was offal!

Syrox -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 6:12:22 AM)
I'm not so sure... the grammar is FAR too good to be a bloke.. after all, everyone knows blokes type their messages on here by T-bagging the keyboard so things like punctuation etc are often missed due to poor testicular placement. Where as Women, have a much finer tuning mechanism available to them,.. The Clitoris is much more adept at precision button pushing than your average testicle.

DarkSteven -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 6:21:07 AM)
Syrox, you're trying to start a rumor that VC is a woman? This place gets nuttier every day, I swear...

Jeffff -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 6:26:02 AM)
VC sure is a whiny dude

Syrox -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 6:27:04 AM)
As if I would do such a thing... whistles innocently. Unfortunately the tune I have randomly chosen to whistle is Lola by the Kinks. Perhaps I should have thought that one out a little better...

Daddysredhead -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 6:27:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level Now that shit is just mean! [8D] shock and awe VC... you're a mean girl, erm... guy, too??? [:o]

Daddysredhead -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 6:29:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Syrox I'm not so sure... the grammar is FAR too good to be a bloke.. after all, everyone knows blokes type their messages on here by T-bagging the keyboard so things like punctuation etc are often missed due to poor testicular placement. Where as Women, have a much finer tuning mechanism available to them,.. The Clitoris is much more adept at precision button pushing than your average testicle. OMFGOSH!!!!!!!!!! Syrox, I have just had to lie and say I choked on my soda due to the noise coming from my office just now!!! snort

Syrox -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 6:49:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead quote: ORIGINAL: Syrox I'm not so sure... the grammar is FAR too good to be a bloke.. after all, everyone knows blokes type their messages on here by T-bagging the keyboard so things like punctuation etc are often missed due to poor testicular placement. Where as Women, have a much finer tuning mechanism available to them,.. The Clitoris is much more adept at precision button pushing than your average testicle. OMFGOSH!!!!!!!!!! Syrox, I have just had to lie and say I choked on my soda due to the noise coming from my office just now!!! snort Which begs the question.... What was it that you actually DID choke on? :P

OttersSwim -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 7:21:57 AM)
Hey now VC...it's no worry...lots of folks feel conflicted in the way that you do honey... It' is -okay- for you to feel that you are actually a man...and for others to see that in you. It is -okay- for you to express it however it presents itself in you. You can dress as you like and if you feel called, you can eventually transition into that gender that feels most comfortable to you. Gender authenticity is totally -okay- and no one is judging you...you are safe and we all support you... ... BWUU... BWWUUUU... BWWWUUUUUU... BWWWWUUUUUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [;)]

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