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VaguelyCurious -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 7:27:28 AM)

*MWAH*! I lurves you, Otters [:D][:D][:D]

It's funny you should say that-I was talking to two very attractive transmen yesterday, both in extremely slick suits. Yum! :D

Edited cause I'm tiiiiired and I used the wrong word :-(




Syrox -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 7:33:16 AM)

Transformers.... Women in disguise.....




LadyPact -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 8:00:00 AM)

Hell, I've been telling folks for years that they really don't know if I'm just some guy from Jersey.




GreedyTop -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 8:16:28 AM)

This is all Syrox's fault...

And so is THIS




LanceHughes -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 8:37:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
<snipped>
This place gets nuttier every day, I swear...


Except, DS, I'm confessing that I am truly a woman, and on the other side of the kneel from you.  I retain my interest in men, and have often wondered why we (both being in Denver) have never had a face-to-face.  I await your command as to meeting place and time, Sir.

ETA:
<<--- This picture IS of me.  There's a place for "drag kings" that sells such good looking 'staches.  There's holes in the shirt behind the pockets, allowing you full access to my nipples, SIR!

P.S.  With no disrespect, Sir, I point out that my confession makes the nut count go down instead of "more nuttier" as you indicate above, Sir.




GreedyTop -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 8:39:07 AM)

*sighs*  I wanna meet Lance..




LanceHughes -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 8:42:50 AM)

GT: Now you understand my interest in having fag-hags.  Not only do I retain my interest in men, I'm bi-curious. LOL!




LanceHughes -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 8:47:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Hell, I've been telling folks for years that they really don't know if I'm just some guy from Jersey.


LadyPact, Sir;
i have often expressed my desire to meet You.  Now that You are a confessed-MAN, and i am a confessed-Female-sub, my desires for a meeting with You becomes more intense than i can stand.  Please send me a plane ticket to wherever You really are.  (Oh, i have been lying to DarkSteven about being in Denver.  i really be in Ghana. All those Nigerians are fake.)  Love and kisses.  Yours forever, Your most obedient servant, lancette.

P.S,  i have my own collar and will wear it in the airport so that You can recognize me.  Once i see You point to the ground, i will prostrate myself at Your feet, kissing them. (Please wear sexy boots, Sir.)  Er,.... that was kinda confusing to even me.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 8:50:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

P.S,  I have my own collar and will wear it in the airport so that you can recognoize me.  Once I see you point to the ground, I will prostrate myself at your feet, kissing them. (Please wear sexy boots, Sir.)  Er,.... that was kinda confusing to even me.
Hands up everyone who wants video footage of this meeting between lancette and Sir Pact in Jersey! [:D][:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 8:51:32 AM)

yay!  I wanna be your fag-hag, Lance!!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 8:52:39 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

yay!  I wanna be your fag-hag, Lance!!



HEY!! Get in line!! [:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 8:53:59 AM)

what's it worth to ya ;)

(give jebbie some scritches for me)




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 8:56:51 AM)

Jeddie accepts scritches on your behalf!! He has pinfeathers coming in!




LadyPact -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 9:00:04 AM)

Who cares about gender?  We'd have fun either way!




GreedyTop -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 9:00:26 AM)

awww..poor birdie!! he must be itching like CRAZY!!




LanceHughes -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 9:15:34 AM)

Lance appreciates the desire to become a fag-hag.  So much so, that he's started a thread to assist y'all in signing up.  Of course it's in the P&ORS forum.  Have fun, ladies.




LadyEllen -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 9:17:27 AM)

Youre all bleedin' amateurs! I'm the only fag-hag here, and at $8-00 a pack I'll be annoyed at any one else's claim

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GreedyTop -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 9:37:55 AM)

how could you possibly be annoyed at ME?? *grope*




LadyEllen -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 9:53:51 AM)

you cant smoke more than 20 a day GT.............. what more must be said?

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LanceHughes -> RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D (6/14/2010 10:49:36 AM)

OOPS!  Apologies to the ladies across the Big Pond.

Fag hags in USA (can't answer for Canada, Australia, NZ, etc.) are women who are friends of gay men.  Why gay men in America are "fags" is not so certain.  Might have to do with British public schools (which are our private schools) having younger boys being ordered to provide cigarettes along with sexual favors.  "Hey, fag, get over here."

The derivation of "hag" is the same in both countries, I'm sure.  In the "fag hag" usage, it's usually sarcastic, but idicative of the fag's lack of interest in the hag for sexual purposes.

So, the question is, "What do the Brits call a woman friend of a gay man?"




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