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Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 3:31:28 AM

VaguelyCurious

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I just got a cmail from a random Californian Domme (with no forum posts) who said that she'd heard I was a man.

I think it's time to finally come clean. PeonForHer, LillyoftheValley, Frazzle, Maria-all them peeps who say they've met me? I bribed them to lie. My profile picture? My flatmate. My audio recording? I persuaded my lab partner to do it for me.

I'm actually a man. I have a cock and everything.

(In fact, while we're on the subject, I'm hung like a fucking horse-I'm King Kong compared to the Domidong. Next to me Level's Giant Cock is easter-egg sized).

Anyone other ladies (or gents, as the case may be...) want to own up?

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 3:38:36 AM

BentUnit

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Freakin' hysterical!

I'm not a Goldfish.....oh wait I done that one already.
Damn!

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 3:41:28 AM

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Sorry...idiot to mouse interface issues.

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ORIGINAL: BentUnit

Freakin' hysterical!

I'm not a Goldfish.....oh wait I done that one already.
Damn!

Oh! Oh! Oh!!!!!

I got one!

I have a penis as well.
His name is BOB and he's blue and he lives in my bedside draw.

Ahhhhh!
I feel soooo much better I've come clean.

< Message edited by BentUnit -- 6/14/2010 3:42:42 AM >

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 3:48:25 AM

Level

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quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

I'm actually a man. I have a cock and everything.

Noooo, you're messing up my fantasy!

*goes and hugs my laptop close to me, and listens to your audio, while washing teh turrible, turrible images from my head*

quote:

(In fact, while we're on the subject, I'm hung like a fucking horse-I'm King Kong compared to the Domidong. Next to me Level's Giant Cock is easter-egg sized).

Now that shit is just mean!

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 3:51:27 AM

ShaharThorne

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You know that we have to see the pic of the giant cock.

Oh..and your tool belt..

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 3:55:45 AM

LadyEllen

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You think you got problems?

I keep getting accused of being this intelligent, attractive woman in her mid 40s.

And really I'm a cat.

E

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 3:58:35 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BentUnit

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I feel soooo much better now I've come.

You made a mistake. I fixed it.

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 3:59:35 AM

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Your bravery inspires me, so that I can now tell the world the truth. I have received countless "introductory letters" from folks who are simply agog to know what on earth I am doing here on this site. The reasoning seems to be that since I do not care to advise the entire world of my preferences for pussy-flogging, or any other activity that is, to be perfectly frank, the private business he who would be dom/master, and so entitled to that personal information, I must, obviously be a faker and a scammer, or, worse, delusional. Coyly, they ask me, what is my interest in CM or in the lifestyle? Why am I here if I am not really "looking"? Can it be possible that someone could be open to possibility without desperately searching?

So fatigued with boredom by these lame goaders and baiters am I that I will confess, if only it will stop their cute little queries: Yes! I confess all! On the basis of my mannerly reticence alone, you have ferreted out my terrible secret: I Have No Idea Why I Am Here ! ! ! !

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 4:03:27 AM

GreedyTop

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*sends loads of love to LadyE*

I am, obviously, a scamming gay male pretending to be a woman, who has daddy issues (at least, according to the dude with the pointy butt that emailed a couple of yeears ago, and then again a couple of months ago...no, seriously, if you saw his picture I SWEAR it looks like his butt is >> shaped)

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 4:06:48 AM

LadyEllen

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Its a very convincing act GT - had me fooled, in person too, no probs!

E

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 4:08:01 AM

GreedyTop

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and you had me fooled too.. I NEVER would have guessed you were actually a CAT! *grin*

( I do so miss you...)

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 4:10:27 AM

LadyEllen

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Its all about how one disguises the whiskers and tucks one's tail away GT, so I'm told

E

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 4:11:24 AM

VaguelyCurious

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

You know that we have to see the pic of the giant cock.

No comment is to be made on the nature (or owner) of the orifice it is peeking out of (or into, I'm not sure-the exact memory of when this pic was taken escapes me...:P)

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 4:12:14 AM

subwaythru

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I could smell the testosterone and MeowMix-breath from here. Neither of you had me fooled for a minute.

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 4:13:42 AM

ShaharThorne

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Even though we have not met...I believe you about being female.

Now, transfer the question on her...

<WEG>

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 4:21:48 AM

LadyEllen

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Crikey VC - that picture has got me all excited! I can hardly control myself!

I want it! I want it now!

Still, what do you expect when I'm a cat?

E

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 4:23:27 AM

Syrox

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Yes.. it is true.. I am not a Dom, I am not a Man-girl or a Lady-bloke. It is also true that I cannot find you cheaper car insurance.

Simples!

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 4:23:41 AM

GreedyTop

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*offers to give LadyE lots of ear scritches and catnip*

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 4:24:38 AM

VaguelyCurious

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Even though we have not met...I believe you about being female.

Woohoo! You believe in my boobs!

...I mean, um...Muahaha! I have fooled you, woman!

quote:

Now, transfer the question on her...

<WEG>

I did. She said she is always on cam in the video chatrooms and therefore has no need for 'audio bullshit'. Then she blocked me :-(

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RE: Apparently I'm a man-time to own up, folks :D - 6/14/2010 4:26:18 AM

GreedyTop

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*I* would never block you VC.. you're too cute ;)

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