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Jeffff -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (6/23/2010 7:45:32 PM)
Of course you do, you are a misplaced Belgian Princess!

KatyLied -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (6/23/2010 7:48:20 PM)
Something about the misuse of the word dominate, it sends thrills up and down my royal body

Jeffff -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (6/23/2010 7:53:14 PM)
[:D]

leadership527 -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (6/23/2010 8:00:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KatyLied Something about the misuse of the word dominate, it sends thrills up and down my royal body Admit it. It's the way they can carry off a monocle and a cravat without looking like an idiot.

cassandria -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (6/25/2010 11:21:44 AM)
I can't speak for the Domly peoples... But for me? I'd still be laughing. I'd probably have a hot pink bottom, but I'd still be laughing :) And I'd be asking if you're intending to have another hiccupping session cuz really, it was cathartic to laugh that much? (amidst me going "Awwwwwww does your tummy muscles hurts, Master?? Cuz hiccups really are annoying) Btw, holding my head under water is a sign of old europeanness whatever you call yourself gone ALL wrong. That's effed up! I mean, feed me a croissant first already, before taking out your heinous aggression on my poor fully-functioning ability to breathe, unlike yours - without funny noises. It's not my fault, sheesh! (but it got me wet.)

LadyCimarron -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (6/25/2010 11:36:05 AM)
[:D] I would get my paddle give my sub a set number of licks and require that my sub give me a really good laugh after every swat.

shamedslut -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (6/25/2010 11:36:13 AM)
why did so many people take this question as though it was some kind of serious request for relationship advice??? it was just a funny little comment about a funny little thing that happened and he asks if there's any funny little "punishment"-treats you cn think of: a chance to show off that old dominant skill of spontaneously thinking up ingenius punishments to fit the crimes! lighten up!!! :D

NorthernGent -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (6/29/2010 3:07:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Syrox I got a bad case of the hiccups last night and my sub spent the evening splitting her sides at my misfortune. Sadly due to my being indisposed by my abdominal spasms I could do very little with a straight face, but I make a note of it for later. My question is. How would YOU deal with this situation? Patted her on the head and said: "you sweet....dear....thing.....laughing over the simple things in life......aren't you adorable"......and then tucked into a curry.........and said: "just come closer luv"....and then hiccuped chicken curry all over her head.....and then we really would have laughed at the simple things in life.....together..... Well....perhaps not....I'd have stared at her....jaw to the floor...baffled as to how someone could think hiccups and humour are remotely connected......then would pretty quickly have arrived at the conclusion that this ain't gonna work and she's got to go....

xXsoumisXx -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (6/29/2010 3:57:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Inthewoods i was just agreeing with all the other nice people. heehee, i think she should have a nice otk, bare hand, leisurely spanking, with lots of rubs and what not... that will teach her!!

IronBear -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (6/29/2010 5:28:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent quote: ORIGINAL: Syrox I got a bad case of the hiccups last night and my sub spent the evening splitting her sides at my misfortune. Sadly due to my being indisposed by my abdominal spasms I could do very little with a straight face, but I make a note of it for later. My question is. How would YOU deal with this situation? Patted her on the head and said: "you sweet....dear....thing.....laughing over the simple things in life......aren't you adorable"......and then tucked into a curry.........and said: "just come closer luv"....and then hiccuped chicken curry all over her head.....and then we really would have laughed at the simple things in life.....together..... Well....perhaps not....I'd have stared at her....jaw to the floor...baffled as to how someone could think hiccups and humour are remotely connected......then would pretty quickly have arrived at the conclusion that this ain't gonna work and she's got to go.... You sir are one evil SoB. I like it. Personally I would have swatted her ass and told her the house needed cleaning from topp to bottom and that I required coffee every 15 minutes and to get on do it.

MagiksSlave -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (6/29/2010 6:47:51 PM)
I once had to kick my sister in the ass becuase she spent about an hour laughing at me while I hiccuped in dismay, and then she had the nerve to tell me to shut up already because I was getting anoying!

MagiksSlave -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (6/29/2010 6:59:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent quote: ORIGINAL: Syrox I got a bad case of the hiccups last night and my sub spent the evening splitting her sides at my misfortune. Sadly due to my being indisposed by my abdominal spasms I could do very little with a straight face, but I make a note of it for later. My question is. How would YOU deal with this situation? Patted her on the head and said: "you sweet....dear....thing.....laughing over the simple things in life......aren't you adorable"......and then tucked into a curry.........and said: "just come closer luv"....and then hiccuped chicken curry all over her head.....and then we really would have laughed at the simple things in life.....together..... Well....perhaps not....I'd have stared at her....jaw to the floor...baffled as to how someone could think hiccups and humour are remotely connected......then would pretty quickly have arrived at the conclusion that this ain't gonna work and she's got to go.... You'd hate me then, because Id be singing "How dry I am" after every hiccup...

Lucylastic -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (6/29/2010 7:23:34 PM)
I haven't had time to peruse the responses yet, but I thought i would add my own favourite... use a pinwheel while you still have the hiccups preferably.. on a delicate area it works with sneezing attack too altho test it first, of course that dependson the effect you are looking for

pwnerandpwned -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (6/29/2010 9:41:11 PM)
I would pout and try to make her feel guilty for laughing at my misfortune.

FetishRose -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (6/29/2010 10:00:56 PM)
This actually happened to us last week. Sir got hiccuping and could not stop, and I was being silly and couldn't stop giggling over it. He just threatened me, (playfully, of course), that the next time I had the hiccups, he was going to torment me to see how I liked it. Needless to say, I'm glad I'm not hiccuping!

Yourscum -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (7/1/2010 11:50:55 AM)
"All such enjoyment should come only after they have escaped my boorish presence, grown a pair, and found someone who is actually a fully functioning human with a sense of humor for fucks sake" What do you mean by that?

sunshinemiss -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (7/1/2010 5:46:44 PM)
I read it that he was being facetious.

Musicmystery -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (7/1/2010 8:16:56 PM)
quote: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? Gracefully. Taking oneself too seriously is never a good idea. Learning to laugh at oneself sometimes is an excellent idea. On the scale of how important is this...it's not important enough to even measure.

Musicmystery -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (7/1/2010 8:18:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FetishRose This actually happened to us last week. Sir got hiccuping and could not stop, and I was being silly and couldn't stop giggling over it. He just threatened me, (playfully, of course), that the next time I had the hiccups, he was going to torment me to see how I liked it. Needless to say, I'm glad I'm not hiccuping! I hear mercilessly tickling a girl will cure her hiccups.....

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: How would YOU deal with a sub laughing at your hiccups? (7/1/2010 8:22:06 PM)
Worth a try.......

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