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splorff -> Hey you ! (6/17/2010 9:49:48 AM)

Thats right you missy !

Go and see my profile, I would like to see what you think of it. Is it attractively laid out to a female sub/switch ? Are there any improvements I could make? Is there enough or too much detail ?

All comments welcome

Thank you !




sirsholly -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 10:02:21 AM)

[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/boredsmiley.gif[/image]




myotherself -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 10:05:18 AM)

is he/she* talking to us, do you think? [8|]


*I haven't bothered to read her/his profile, so I don't know which it is. Actually, I don't really care either...




cpK69 -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 10:08:33 AM)

lol, Holly...

splorff,

I got some mental images of your hobbie, how 'bout a lil something more about you?

Kim




lally2 -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 10:08:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/boredsmiley.gif[/image]


where did you find him, can i pinch him from you - oh brilliant!!!!!!!!!




sirsholly -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 10:14:03 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lally2

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/boredsmiley.gif[/image]


where did you find him, can i pinch him from you - oh brilliant!!!!!!!!!
MillanNet Smileys...

and sure...pinch away!![:)]




splorff -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 10:32:14 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: cpK69

lol, Holly...

splorff,

I got some mental images of your hobbie, how 'bout a lil something more about you?

Kim


More about me ? Well thanks for that cpK69. You mean age,weight, eye colour, etc. I think that is covered elsewhere.




xxblushesxx -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 10:36:09 AM)

So you are trying to attract both the doms and the subs? Maybe just make one post and put it in the switch forums.




lally2 -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 10:37:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: lally2

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/boredsmiley.gif[/image]


where did you find him, can i pinch him from you - oh brilliant!!!!!!!!!
MillanNet Smileys...

and sure...pinch away!![:)]



cheers!! - have you been saving him up for the right occasion, this was definitely it by the way - im still laughing my head off - first post too! - just brilliant




AAkasha -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 10:52:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

So you are trying to attract both the doms and the subs? Maybe just make one post and put it in the switch forums.


What kills me is the tone he uses in the Ask a Mistress forums ("begging your pardon,") vs. here "hey you."

Akasha




BonesFromAsh -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 10:55:50 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: splorff

Thats right you missy !

Go and see my profile, I would like to see what you think of it. Is it attractively laid out to a female sub/switch ? Are there any improvements I could make? Is there enough or too much detail ?

All comments welcome

Thank you !


Interesting....the s-types get a "hey you" and the M-types get this... http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3262506

Why?

For the record, the Ask a Mistress forum has a FAQ thread that offers advice on writing a profile. 

edited to add...opps, I missed AAkasha's post.




cpK69 -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 10:59:26 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: splorff



More about me ? Well thanks for that cpK69. You mean age,weight, eye colour, etc. I think that is covered elsewhere.


Yes, about you. No, not that stuff.

Perhaps something about what your hobbie means to you; some insight toward the man. Know what I mean?

Kim




splorff -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 1:04:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

So you are trying to attract both the doms and the subs? Maybe just make one post and put it in the switch forums.


That was option two.




splorff -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 1:06:39 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

So you are trying to attract both the doms and the subs? Maybe just make one post and put it in the switch forums.


What kills me is the tone he uses in the Ask a Mistress forums ("begging your pardon,") vs. here "hey you."

Akasha

Horses for courses .




splorff -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 1:12:00 PM)




quote:

ORIGINAL: cpK69


quote:

ORIGINAL: splorff



More about me ? Well thanks for that cpK69. You mean age,weight, eye colour, etc. I think that is covered elsewhere.


Yes, about you. No, not that stuff.

Perhaps something about what your hobbie means to you; some insight toward the man. Know what I mean?

Kim


Thanks Kim, I'll think about this




laurell3 -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 2:37:29 PM)

It doesn't matter what your profile says, you've already proven yourself to be a raving childish idiot with your posts and yes I look at those too with any profile that has them. In my opinion, you're gone out of your way to behave like a spoiled petulant child and no, it's unlikely most women with a brain will find that attractive.




chicagosub4u -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 2:47:55 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: splorff


quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

So you are trying to attract both the doms and the subs? Maybe just make one post and put it in the switch forums.


What kills me is the tone he uses in the Ask a Mistress forums ("begging your pardon,") vs. here "hey you."

Akasha

Horses for courses .


Huh? I'm confused and it is evident you are as well




Elisabella -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 8:16:33 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: splorff

Thats right you missy !

Go and see my profile, I would like to see what you think of it. Is it attractively laid out to a female sub/switch ? Are there any improvements I could make? Is there enough or too much detail ?

All comments welcome

Thank you !


Hey you yourself little buddy.

IDK what you're looking for here - the response of "a female sub/switch" - if I read that profile I'd think "Oh, okay, not what I'm interested in" but someone who is looking for casual play or clubs might have an entirely different response.

I like the fact that you list your interests, because it seems like you're primarily looking for activity partners, but I do agree that you need to tell a bit more about yourself. Are you a jeans and t-shirt guy or does your closet only have button downs? Do you drive a SUV, a Prius, a motorcycle? What do you do for a living and do you enjoy it? If you had a free vacation would you choose Paris? Morocco? Camping?

Even people who are looking for casual play are looking for more than "some guy who has his own toys" - they want a person they can enjoy spending time with.

Also I'd recommend adding a photo of yourself, even if it's taken from far enough away that your facial features can be easily blurred, it adds a more human dimension to the profile.




myotherself -> RE: Hey you ! (6/17/2010 10:47:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

It doesn't matter what your profile says, you've already proven yourself to be a raving childish idiot with your posts and yes I look at those too with any profile that has them. In my opinion, you're gone out of your way to behave like a spoiled petulant child and no, it's unlikely most women with a brain will find that attractive.


To be fair Laurell, we got the better end of the deal. The Mistresses got servile and creepy. We got arrogant boy with no respect for women.

I'm guessing we saw the 'real' Splat [:'(]




wandersalone -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 2:29:05 AM)

You know how you wrote to me and made comments on my profile... that is what we look for in profiles as well.  It isn't rocket science

And fyi - addressing strangers as "missy" is not likely to win you any friends, it just makes you appear patronising and annoying




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