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Jeffff -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 6:36:11 AM)

That's ok missy. You are a fiesty bitch!




sunshinemiss -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 6:40:20 AM)

YAY! I helped Jeff find Mr. Stiffy.... Next time I'll bring the microscope, binoculars, and magnifying glass. (was that bad?) [:D]




Jeffff -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 6:45:28 AM)

I question your submissive nature, you whore.




xxblushesxx -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 6:49:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: splorff

I have run out of ink, and my pen is weary.


Oh, is that what they're calling it now?!!  [sm=biggrin.gif]




Jeffff -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 6:52:31 AM)

My DOM pen spells poorly.




wandersalone -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 6:55:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

My DOM pen spells poorly.


you can get help for ED ya know Jeff..... there is no shame in that, it happens a lot in men of your age I am told [:)]




Jeffff -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 7:01:28 AM)

This is why splorff will NEVER choose you!




wandersalone -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 7:09:00 AM)

and I shall say my prayers of thanks tonight when I go to bed missy....errrrr I mean Jeff [:)]




domiguy -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 7:09:55 AM)

What if a Doffff and a splorff mated?




sunshinemiss -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 7:15:27 AM)


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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

and I shall say my prayers of thanks tonight when I go to bed missy....errrrr I mean Jeff [:)]


Am I to understand that you call upon g*d while you are in bed dreaming of Jeff and me?

Ohhh that certainly has possibilities.




wandersalone -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 7:17:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Am I to understand that you call upon g*d while you are in bed dreaming of Jeff and me?

Ohhh that certainly has possibilities.


Let's just say....I saw the light babe [:)]




blueeyedbbwsub -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 7:26:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: splorff


quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself


To be fair Laurell, we got the better end of the deal. The Mistresses got servile and creepy. We got arrogant boy with no respect for women.

I'm guessing we saw the 'real' Splat [:'(]


I dont think thats at all fair.

I used my sub pen to address the Dommes, and my Dom pen to address the subs.

Dommes expect to be called Ma'am, Mistress, Goddess etc, and spoken to respectfully. I'm sure they would approve. But a sub would not wish me to address her that way. A sub would probably prefer, Hey you , or You girl. Well thats what I have found.

Servile, creepy, arrogant boy ? How about about unpleasant bitchy ladies.


Wherever did you get the mistaken assumption that a sub would accept being called "hey you" or "you, girl". Onlly one person gets to call me that, my Dom. Not some dingleberry I don't know, will never know and don't care to know. So that's out of the way. And another thing, if you called me that out loud, believe you me you'd get a smack upside the head with the stupid stick. NO ONE calls me that, especially some wanker I don't know.


As for calling the women unpleasant bitchy ladies? That's going to earn you many, myriad, assorted unpleasant answers. With good reason. Guess what? This is a public forum on the internet, and you get the answers you get. If you don't like it, then don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. Everyone is entitled to their opinion and comment whether or not you like it. Learn this well grasshopper.

O btw? I read your profile. I get that you like to "build" BDSM related items. Its that all there is to you? Are you a one man pony show? If you're in this just for the kink, then come out and say so. If you're looking for the lifestyle aspect, then flesh things out. There's nothing personal there.

If you want to be taken seriously, then don't act like an asstard. Those are a dime a dozen here. See them every damn day and it becomes boring and tedious. [sm=gaah.gif]


'Nuff said.




SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 7:31:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: splorff
Go and see my profile, I would like to see what you think of it. Is it attractively laid out to a female sub/switch ? Are there any improvements I could make? Is there enough or too much detail ?

Seems like an ok profile to me, nothing really grabs your attention though. People often bleat on about how important it is to talk about who you are beyond the lifestyle activities you enjoy; so you could try more of that. Say you like stamp collecting because then you appear to be Mr normal and people like Mr Normal. Everyone is looking for Mr Normal in the wrong place, I would tell them this but I can't be arsed.

Don't ask people that aren't really looking.




blueeyedbbwsub -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 7:38:35 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

YAY! I helped Jeff find Mr. Stiffy.... Next time I'll bring the microscope, binoculars, and magnifying glass. (was that bad?) [:D]


With all that, dd you forget the tweezers?
Sorry, some days I just can't resist. This is one of em. [:D]




Jeffff -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 7:40:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

What if a Doffff and a splorff mated?



That is too horrible to consider.

I hope the mods remove this post!




blueeyedbbwsub -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 7:42:30 AM)

It would be a sploffed? [;)]




xxblushesxx -> RE: Hey you ! (6/18/2010 8:00:24 AM)

Little baby floofykins?[:-]




splorff -> RE: Hey you ! (6/20/2010 1:57:23 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SL4V3M4YB3


Seems like an ok profile to me, nothing really grabs your attention though. People often bleat on about how important it is to talk about who you are beyond the lifestyle activities you enjoy; so you could try more of that. Say you like stamp collecting because then you appear to be Mr normal and people like Mr Normal. Everyone is looking for Mr Normal in the wrong place, I would tell them this but I can't be arsed.

Don't ask people that aren't really looking.



Thanks for that, I've had a few good replies, and this was another.




BentUnit -> RE: Hey you ! (6/20/2010 2:37:40 AM)

Hahahah....Unpleasant, bitchy ladies?

Oh Petal!

You haven't even begun to see unpleasant bitchiness.




sirsholly -> RE: Hey you ! (6/20/2010 4:36:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BentUnit

Hahahah....Unpleasant, bitchy ladies?

Oh Petal!

You haven't even begun to see unpleasant bitchiness.

HEY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

betcha i can out-bitch you any day!!!!![:D]




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