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maybemaybenot -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/16/2006 9:06:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MyCaptainsPet i have too many books in the house. What should i do with them all? Drill a single hole in each of them, then run a piece of string thru the hole, hang in bathroom next to toilet and use as toilet paper. This is a real money saver. My iron broke. How do I get the wrinkles out of my clothes? mbmbn

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/16/2006 9:14:02 PM)
Clothes? What's that? My virusscan keeps finding viruses. What can I do to stop it? Yours, benji

Youresomine -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/16/2006 9:27:54 PM)
Give your virus scan a virus that makes it stop scanning viruses. My back itches...what should I do?

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/16/2006 10:33:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Youresomine Give your virus scan a virus that makes it stop scanning viruses. My back itches...what should I do? Find a gravel road, get naked, and then roll around on your back until that itch gets scratched, you get arrested, or you get run over, whichever happens first. A neighbor goes out of town a lot on business trips, leaving his 16-year old son alone. I have seen the boy going into one of the adult female neighbor's houses late at night, then sneaking out the next morning. Should I tell the dad what is going on? If so, how? .

CERCKL -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/16/2006 10:44:23 PM)
By sending a dvd of 'The Graduate' and a box of condoms... I can't seem to get my pitbull from urinating in the same spot on the carpet, what should I do? C

ShiftedJewel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/16/2006 10:56:44 PM)
ORIGINAL: CERCKL By sending a dvd of 'The Graduate' and a box of condoms... I can't seem to get my pitbull from urinating in the same spot on the carpet, what should I do? Cut out that piece of carpet and replace it with the fire hydrant from down the street. My feet are tired... help!!

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/16/2006 11:00:58 PM)
Oh Jewel, You tease.... Amputation at the neck seems to be the best way to prevent tired feet. I need sleep! How do I get it without going to bed? Yours, benji

ShiftedJewel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/16/2006 11:03:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Oh Jewel, You tease.... Amputation at the neck seems to be the best way to prevent tired feet. I need sleep! How do I get it without going to bed? Yours, benji just for you benji... Try hanging upside down by your ankles.. the blood will rush to your head and you won't be tired anymore. I'm out of lotion for my massage.... what can I use?

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/17/2006 1:07:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel I'm out of lotion for my massage.... what can I use? Don't you still have that can of Penzoil in the garage? My fake trees keep getting dusty. How can I clean them?

Oumae -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/17/2006 3:26:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessDustyGold My fake trees keep getting dusty. How can I clean them? Fill your bath with green paint and dip them in. How do you clean a bath of green paint? Oumae

ShiftedJewel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/17/2006 6:45:07 AM)
How do you clean a bath of green paint? Oumae It depends, if it is a fiberglass tub you can use some 60 grit sandpaper and a small palm sander, it may change the appear of the finish a little, just tell people it texturing. But if you have one of those cast iron tubs you should take some old towels and line the entire tub with them covering the whole surface. Once you have done that you drench the towels in paint thinner, let stand for about 5 minutes then drop a match in the center of the tub... *How do you get old motor oil out from around your toenails?*

knees2you -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/17/2006 7:21:44 AM)
[quote]*How do you get old motor oil out from around your toenails?* Dip Your feet in Pudding. I still believe in the Easter Bunny What should I do? quote: "Yes I Said It!" Always, Ant[;)]

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/17/2006 7:25:40 AM)
Send him a letter sometime. Santa gets tons, but the Easter Bunny is lonely. It would prolly cheer him up a bit, and you'd get more eggs next year. How do I avoid a traffic jam? Yours, benji

ShiftedJewel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/17/2006 8:00:56 AM)
How do I avoid a traffic jam? Yours, benji *Move to a really small town? [;)]* Seriously, if you have problems with lots of traffic what I would do is learn to be a more aggressive driver, other drivers really appreciate having someone that is willing to clear a path for them through heavy traffic. *I need to refinish my hardwood floors but sanders are such a pain in the butt, any easier ways?*

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/17/2006 11:26:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel *I need to refinish my hardwood floors but sanders are such a pain in the butt, any easier ways?* Use lots of lotion. That will soften them up. An extra piece of non-solicited advice. Sanders can be dangerous to your butt and are not recommended for anal use. What is the easiest way to polish My sterling silver?

ShiftedJewel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/17/2006 1:09:15 PM)
quote: What is the easiest way to polish My sterling silver? *Really strong acid, like soaking them in tomato juice or pineapple juice.* *I was going through a closet the other day and found a can of course rubbing compound, do you think that would help soften the heels of my feet?*

zebra -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/17/2006 1:20:18 PM)
quote: What is the easiest way to polish My sterling silver? *I was going through a closet the other day and found a can of course rubbing compound, do you think that would help soften the heels of my feet?* Yes, especially if taken internally. What's the best way to get a really good job in a place that's 2000 miles away from where you live?

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/17/2006 1:28:27 PM)
Telecommute. I am sick, I should not be at work, I have coughed on everybody here, but they say they need me, what should I do? Ron

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/17/2006 1:46:43 PM)
quote: I am sick, I should not be at work, I have coughed on everybody here, but they say they need me, what should I do? Ron Go throw up on the boss then yell "Clean up on aisle 7." Oh wait, that might actually be good advice. n/m My favorite grocery store never seems to have Diet Sunkist in the bottles. How can I get them to stock this for me?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/17/2006 2:16:52 PM)
quote: My favorite grocery store never seems to have Diet Sunkist in the bottles. How can I get them to stock this for me? Try a public smear campaign. If that doesn't work, go there every day and use the produce isle to relieve yourself. The announcer from the stadium near my apartment is too loud and it annoys me to no end. What can I do?

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