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Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/23/2007 11:07:15 PM)
Go to a loan shark. I've drilled holes in my walls for new shelves, but I've decided I want them elsewhere. What should I do about the holes?

SirRober -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/23/2007 11:09:29 PM)
yes or go streaking down the street.... I am making a chain maille flogger... what should I make next... Pics to follow

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/23/2007 11:14:40 PM)
You should make an effort to answer MY question [8D]. How do I mooch SirRobert's chain maille flogger without him noticing?

FukinTroll -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/23/2007 11:17:00 PM)
Flash him your boobs. How do I get Mikal to flash her boobs?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/23/2007 11:18:43 PM)
Can't make me do much of anything... but you can fantasize [;)] Troll is thinking nasty thoughts involving moi... what shall I do?

FukinTroll -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/23/2007 11:28:44 PM)
Encourage him! I am having nasty thoughts about Mikal what should I do?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/23/2007 11:30:12 PM)
Keep it up... eventually your brain will overheat and you will be in fantasy land forever (or at least until you die). Troll is getting to be hot stuff. Should I encourage this or try to cool him down?

CalliopePurple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/24/2007 10:49:13 AM)
Lock him in a freezer to cool him down. My mind keeps focusing on "forced" sex fantasies lately, but I don't think my new fuckbuddy is that kinky. How can I get him interested?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/24/2007 11:50:49 AM)
Don't ask or try to interest him. Just FORCE him! Either he'll get over it, or he won't.... [;)] Reading these posts has gotten me hot & bothered, but I have no playmate, and self love just doesn't cut it. What shall I do? (and don't even think about telling me to stop reading the forums! [>:])

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/24/2007 6:23:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SirRober tell a lawyer that you won't pay the landlord until he fixes the roof......then stop paying him rent .....<keep it aside of course.. I 'm trying to start a business in the U.S. how can I get a $10000 loan?? Claim your house was destroyed by Katrina. The doctor said to stay home and do nothing for 2 days. I have this deep inner need to go to work. What do I do? Sinergy

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/24/2007 6:29:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Don't ask or try to interest him. Just FORCE him! Either he'll get over it, or he won't.... [;)] Reading these posts has gotten me hot & bothered, but I have no playmate, and self love just doesn't cut it. What shall I do? (and don't even think about telling me to stop reading the forums! [>:]) Email troll a plane ticket to Nairobi. Go out to some singles bars and get your needs taken care of. I am supposed to be home sick, but visions of Home Depot and using power tools are running through my head. What should I do? Sinergy

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/24/2007 6:34:48 PM)
Go to Home Depot, get a power tool, and run it through your hand. You will then have sufficient reason to stay away from Home Depot, and still remain home. Also, I doubt you will feel as 'sick' as you did earlier [:D]. I don't go to bars or do one night stands, but I'm still sexually frustrated. What ever shall I do?

quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/24/2007 7:06:33 PM)
Walk across the street and knock on your neighbors door wearing cling wrap and a smile. I have begun obsessing about "other" uses for power tools... what do I do?

LaMspeach -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/24/2007 8:19:40 PM)
buy a chain saw I'm thinking about buy Master a gift, what should i buy him ?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/24/2007 9:58:07 PM)
quote: I'm thinking about buy Master a gift, what should i buy him ? Everyone knows that Masters all love to go ice boating in the Antarctic... get him a long weekend there. The light is dim in here and I am finding it hard to see the keyboard. How can I solve this problem without going over to the lamp and turning it up?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/24/2007 10:36:14 PM)
Stop trying to look at the keyboard. Just type. If people don't understand what you're saying, sdoia wejtakla boia ke a ;ld ake. See? No problem. I'm getting tired, but I don't feel like sleeping yet. How to I hurry the sleepy feeling along?

MadameDahlia -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/24/2007 10:40:00 PM)
Naked pillow fights. Works every time. I need to schedule an appointment with the doctor, but doctors give me the heebie jeebies. How do I surpass this fear of medical professionals?

sensualmagirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/24/2007 10:49:30 PM)
find a "fat", ugly, old physician, they can't be in worse physical condition than yourself .. works for me anyhow! I need to find some good bath salts for a special treat when my Master returns, what do you suggest?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/24/2007 10:50:05 PM)
Partake of extreme medical play. My pillows screamed when I tried to take their covers away. Apparently pillows don't like to be naked... how shall I help them overcome their fear?

angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 12:18:32 PM)
Slowly build their confidence so they are happy to go naked, failing that, gag em! How do I break my addiction to Pringles?

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