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Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 1:03:32 PM)
Don't. Pringles are your friends [:D] How do I get my get-up-and-go back?

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 8:14:05 PM)
kick your own ass i need some coughing-aching-fever-so you can sleep-medicine, but alas, nothing. alternative?

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 8:27:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: goodlittlegirl28 kick your own ass i need some coughing-aching-fever-so you can sleep-medicine, but alas, nothing. alternative? Boil up some water, turn off the heat, put in some lemon juice and honey. Add Brandy until you can hardly taste the lemon and honey. Commence your efforts to kill brain cells and cause liver damage. I figured out a lovely way of making eggplant parmesan, zucchini parmesan, chicken strips, and battered string beans tonight. I worry that my non-trans-fat shortening wont provide me with the hardened arteries and fat around the abdomen that I need. What do I do? Sinergy

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 8:33:02 PM)
a little birdie mentioned something about fat subs, so you should dom some off of one i have that radiating heat feeling that comes along with a fever, and i'm already down to the bare essentials in clothing. how can i cool off?

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 8:37:08 PM)
ditch the bare essentials and cool off with some amatuer self-photography, be sure to share the photos with everyone on CM. heavy sigh Or you could try an air conditioner or soaking your feet in cold water. How do I get rid of that not so fresh feeling?

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 8:39:39 PM)
walk along the beach with your mother i tend to think and reread posts, and then someone beats me to the response. how can i prevent this?

Sinergy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 8:41:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: goodlittlegirl28 walk along the beach with your mother i tend to think and reread posts, and then someone beats me to the response. how can i prevent this? Pretend time runs backwards and realize you are beating them to the response. I am sick of doing dishes, and strumpet is 200 miles north, what do I do? Sinergy

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 8:44:00 PM)
Quite simple, leave the dishes until someone else does them or they mold. If they mold throw them away and use styrofoam...screw the enviroment. I was taking my walk on the beach and came across a dead body. Should I call the police or just let it feed the crabs?

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 8:46:13 PM)
time running backwards... time running backwards...

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 8:50:16 PM)
AH! Time running backwards, Time running backwards

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 8:56:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HydroMaster I was taking my walk on the beach and came across a dead body. Should I call the police or just let it feed the crabs? feed it to the crabs???? and waste perfectly good ribs??? rub a little sea salt in and start a bonfire how can i stay up to date on current events without watching the news?

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 8:59:28 PM)
consult an astrologist, they're fountains of information. Or read the bloody paper. I was BBQing the body and the cops showed up anyway and started asking all kinds of questions. What do I tell them?

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 9:03:35 PM)
jedi mind trick... you do not see this dead body. my newspaper is smeared with blood and rendered useless. something about a mother and son walking on the beach.... how can i get more information on that?

HydroMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 9:08:55 PM)
Consult the jedi archives. If this doesn't work threaten a passerby with your lightsaber until they tell you about it....now you are strong in the dark side. The police don't seem to be fooled by the jedi mind trick....is it time for death and dismemberment via lightsaber?

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 9:46:29 PM)
probably. try not to worry, maybe you'll turn into a zombie the weary are off to bed and soon there will be no one to play games with. what does one do?

quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 10:57:53 PM)
Call all of your Vanilla friends and family and invite them to this great chat site on CM.. then sit back and watch the fun!! None of my friends or family are talking to me... what do I do now?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/25/2007 10:58:26 PM)
Talk nicely to the voices in your head. They'll probably play games with you weg. I'm up wayyyyyyyyyy past my bedtime, but these forums are so gosh-darn interesting! How do I drag myself away?

CalliopePurple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 12:56:41 AM)
You don't. Fall asleep at the keyboard. I'm really starting to like this guy I met two and a half weeks ago. But I don't wanna scare him off by saying that. Help?

MadameDahlia -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 1:02:12 AM)
Get him extremely drunk... then have a quickie wedding. Tell him your parents are very, very religious and they'd disown you if you were ever to get divorced. Appeal to his sympathies. Or get him plastered again... every night... for the rest of your blissfully wedded lives. My fingers and toes always get really cold in the evenings. I think I've got poor circulation. Any way I can work on improving circulation?

angeldevil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (2/26/2007 7:09:11 AM)
Totes Toasties, ginko biloba is mean to be good for circulation. Work is making me stressy...what should I do?

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