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Level -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 3:30:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UtopianRanger I just pulled of the freeway and coasted into a service station, because the temperature gauge on my instrument panel says it's nearly 300 degrees. What should I do? Immediately open the radiatior cap and peer down in it to see what's wrong. I have to go to work this morning, but I'm really tired, what can I do?

Aileen68 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 4:07:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level Immediately open the radiatior cap and peer down in it to see what's wrong. I have to go to work this morning, but I'm really tired, what can I do? Call your boss up at home and say "F*** You. I need more sleep." Then roll over and have pleasant dreams. I haven't filed my taxes yet. What should I do?

SirCumsSlut -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 4:17:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 quote: ORIGINAL: Level Immediately open the radiatior cap and peer down in it to see what's wrong. I have to go to work this morning, but I'm really tired, what can I do? Call your boss up at home and "F*** You. I need more sleep." Then roll over and have pleasant dreams. I haven't filed my taxes yet. What should I do? Call the IRS and tell them you died so you are tax exempt.... My dog has a hairball, how do I remove it???

MHOO314 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 4:29:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SirCumsSlut My dog has a hairball, how do I remove it??? Dribble him down the court, scream foul and take 3 shots from the free throw line. My 'b' key on the keyboard keeps sticking, what do I do?

unownedredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 5:43:49 AM)
Nothing a hammer can not fix. Just keep hitting till it doesn't stick. I need an abortion, anyone recommend a particulary vaccuum brand? the guy at sears appliance section just kepts sputting like he had a bad spark plug.

Mistrix -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 9:08:53 AM)
hehe...I would see the doc about the abortion..... I wished for a penis for a day but it hasn't happened. What should I do??

RedRedWine -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 9:16:10 AM)
Hose it down to cool it off. Uh...my shirt is horribly stained shrug ..what should I do?

RedRedWine -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 9:17:25 AM)
LOL! Sorry Mistrix wrong page. Ignore that advice it was completly off. I do that alot.

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 9:19:39 AM)
Use Bleach and a scrubbrush, tie dye is coming back into fashion. I am horny, what should I do? Ron

Mistrix -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 9:20:07 AM)
no problem beautiful, no pun intended. what should i do anyways?????

Oumae -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 9:25:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Use Bleach and a scrubbrush, tie dye is coming back into fashion. I am horny, what should I do? Ron See if any ivory traders are interested and sell them. I want a holiday where should I go?

unownedredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 9:32:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Use Bleach and a scrubbrush, tie dye is coming back into fashion. I am horny, what should I do? Ron LOL rub yourself in mazola oil and garlic powder and go to a TOPS meeting, bring a cake. sorry missed the question, as for the holiday, I hear the antartic is nice this time of year My son is a total slob what should I do about it?

LadyJenarius -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 9:34:09 AM)
[/quote] My son is a total slob what should I do about it? [/quote] Become a worse slob than he is. Include belching and scratching yourself in front of his friends. I didn't take anything out to thaw for dinner tonight what should I do?

Mistrix -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 9:39:02 AM)
Fry some bologna and mash some bangers. Where's my penis??

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 11:04:09 AM)
quote: Where's my penis?? You've always had one. Unfortunately at birth the doctor reversed the flow on the vacuum and that big ol' outtie became a big ol' innie. I'd recommend getting out the Hoover and attempting to reverse the process. I have unsightly back hairs, what should I do? [:D]

LorgromAndMiskel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 11:13:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain I have unsightly back hairs, what should I do? [:D] Ask your boyfriend to pull them out one by one with just his teeth. What is the best way to make a woman swoon?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 11:24:53 AM)
Misplaced advice sorry

Oumae -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 11:31:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LorgromAndMiskel What is the best way to make a woman swoon? Take out the ma add an s before and an o in the middle. What is to be done with squabbling kids? Oumae

BEOURPET -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 11:45:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NickInSLC I found a box of old dynamite in my basement, how do I know if it's still good? I would strongly suggest that you move them upstairs and store under your bed instead of the damp basement. I'm sure that they are fine... Really! We are considering relocating a pet from UK. Any suggestions for a smooth transition?

Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 11:45:53 AM)
I recommend duct tape and a cold dark basement filled with creepy bugs and slithery things. How do I make sure that I get the new job that I applied for?

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