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mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 11:56:06 AM)
Poison the competition. How do I get a raise? (edited in honor of the papacy this easter weekend)

maybemaybenot -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 11:57:34 AM)
Speak to the Human Resource manager and threaten him with bodily harm if he doesn't give you a raise. Then send a notarizd letter detailing how you will cause him bodily harm. Always put things in writing so you have something to fall back on. I was out tilling my garden this AM so I can start spring planting over the weekend. I seem to have a lot of grubs this year. How do I get rid of them? mbmbn

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 12:00:17 PM)
Buy skunks, they love 'em. How do I repair my sauna?

MyCaptainsPet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 12:05:50 PM)
Fill it with dry ice How do i make sure my house stays clean?

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 12:09:48 PM)
Toss the Captain out on his ear. How do I get a slave?

kittensmailbox -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 12:12:39 PM)
shit in one hand and wish in the other... {sorry old but funny}

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 12:29:05 PM)
quote: How do I get a slave Well first you need sperm and an egg... I have a blood stain on my carpet, how do I get rid of it?

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 12:49:18 PM)
cover it with the original body.

maybemaybenot -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 12:50:15 PM)
dammit, Ron.. that's twice you squeezed me out [;)] waits for the next question mbmbn

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 12:53:43 PM)
Is there any solution that I can use to wash windows other than Windex?

maybemaybenot -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 1:08:29 PM)
Yes, there is. Half strength betadine/olive oil. I am going out to dinner with friends tonight, but I am not hungry. What should I do? mbmbn

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 1:11:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Is there any solution that I can use to wash windows other than Windex? Ammonia mixed with the tears from the horrific odor will do a bang up job! The big dog from next door keeps leaving "presents" on My front stoop? How should I handle it?

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 1:12:33 PM)
Dress and act in Roman fashion.

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 1:48:25 PM)
quote: The big dog from next door keeps leaving "presents" on My front stoop? How should I handle it You go next door and rub your neighbor's nose in it until the dog stops. I keep getting calls that hang up when I answer. Should I be concerned?

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 1:51:56 PM)
quote: I keep getting calls that hang up when I answer. Should I be concerned? As soon as you pick up the phone, scream NOOOOOOOOOO.. then hang up before they do. The gray is really starting to come in. What's the best way to color my hair?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 1:54:33 PM)
quote: The gray is really starting to come in. What's the best way to color my hair Crayons. I keep getting calls that hang up when I answer. Should I be concerned?

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 1:56:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: The gray is really starting to come in. What's the best way to color my hair Crayons. I keep getting calls that hang up when I answer. Should I be concerned? Damn it, Gauge! Stop that! I keep getting closed out on the forum when I go to edit a post which has already been answered by Gauge. How can I hide his body without discovery?

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 2:18:05 PM)
put it on top of the bloodstain.

wytchywoman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 2:39:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble I keep getting closed out on the forum when I go to edit a post which has already been answered by Gauge. How can I hide his body without discovery? Ask your friends to help hide his body. [:D] Some of are just bored enough to think about it..

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 2:47:33 PM)
Propping it on top of the big plastic bucket at your local KFC is always a good idea. No one ever goes up there. Make sure it's waving in a friendly fashion at oncoming traffic. It's very hot out today. How would you recommend cooling off?

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