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ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/2/2007 8:14:03 PM)
Why clean, just hold a party every night. I'm trying to get limber enough to put my feet behind my head. Any advice on speeding up the process?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/2/2007 8:19:59 PM)
Get a submissive switch to draw you a bath to soak in and the after an hour get out of the tub. Have the sub grab your feet and help you put them behind your head. How do I stop flirting with someone I can't have?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/2/2007 11:06:22 PM)
Why stop? If you can't have them, you can't have their diseases or inheret their family problems... and since you can't get their diseases, you can have as many other sexual partners as you like! My muscles are very sore... how do I get them relaxed and pain free?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/3/2007 2:04:02 PM)
Just use one of your wishes, my luv. Please be sure to include Mistress in the wish, otherwise, I charge double. I really like all the socks I own that have holes in them, but everyone says I should throw them away. How do I keep my holy socks, but not have people on my case about them?

xhoneyx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/3/2007 4:11:48 PM)
put holes in the underarms of all your shirts..then people wont be focused on your socks at all! yay! im looking for an apartment in boston..but it seems like no one wants to live with me..what should i do?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/3/2007 4:59:45 PM)
Go to the local post-secondary campus, find the nerdiest & dorkiest guy there, and offer yourself to him for free any time he wants if he'll move in with you. I'm tired of the humidity, how do I get rid of it?

stella40 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/3/2007 5:43:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal I'm tired of the humidity, how do I get rid of it? Trying hanging several smoked mackerel from your curtains using clothes pegs. I've forgotten who I am, what should I do?

MommyMyrina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/3/2007 5:53:42 PM)
Ask the nearest person, then have them write it backwards on your forhead with a marker so when you forget again, you can see it in the mirror. I'm new, and want to make a good impression on CollarMe. How should I do that?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/3/2007 6:15:54 PM)
Start a thread specifying how perfect your are and set impossible standards for any potential slave and then complain how all the slaves are either overweight and/or not sincere and all are game players. I gave some advice on how to be popular and now i may be in trouble, how can i prevent and repercussions from my advice?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/3/2007 9:22:45 PM)
quote: I gave some advice on how to be popular and now i may be in trouble, how can i prevent and repercussions from my advice? You can't. Go play with a plugged-in toaster in the bathrub. I shined a laser pointer out my window and now the SWAT team is outside, what should I do?

szobras -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/3/2007 11:58:18 PM)
Since you've got enough for teams now, I would begin by starting a game of laser tag with your new friends.You against them. Any further worries will be resolved quickly. I just remembered I have a corporate job interview in the morning, and lost my voice, any suggestions?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/4/2007 9:11:17 AM)
quote: I just remembered I have a corporate job interview in the morning, and lost my voice, any suggestions? Give your presentation anyway. When the corporate bigwigs begin looking quizzically at you because your lips are moving but no sound is coming out, get very frustrated and cry. Corporate bigwigs love people who cry and you will get a promotion. My son needs a car. What should I do?

szobras -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/4/2007 9:41:13 AM)
If he is of age, my first inclination would be to pawn him off on a rich sugar mama of at least 79, but remain in good standing. You'll also get him off the couch, out of the house, and with proper coersion, you too can reap the financial benefits after Ol'e Flo kicks it. I am spending way too much time on CM, what should I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/4/2007 11:02:36 AM)
quote: I am spending way too much time on CM, what should I do? There is no such thing as "too much time on CM." I would suggest that you aren't spending enough time on CM. Real-life will always be there when you are ready for it. My nose hairs are tickling the inside of my nose. I trim them but they grow back with a vengeance. What can I do to rid myself of this annoyance.

tatangel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/4/2007 11:50:21 AM)
May I suggest a flame thrower? Nasty hairs gone forever! I think my nieghbor is stealing my electricity through the outside plugs. What should I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/4/2007 2:53:31 PM)
quote: I think my nieghbor is stealing my electricity through the outside plugs. What should I do? Turn your house inside out so the outside plugs are inside. Problem solved. I think my neighbor is spying on me. What should I do?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/4/2007 4:06:21 PM)
Play "I Spy With My Little Eye" in your neighbours wife... make sure you take pics and send them to your neighbour, so he'll be sure to know that his wife needs more attention than you do. Hmm... I'm not completely certain that this is bad advise... How do I ensure that future advise will be bad?

KMsAngel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/4/2007 4:13:53 PM)
channel a troll before you give advice next time. that'll be sure to be bad advice and start a flame war. i've started a fire and its so bright and pretty. i don't want to put it out but i'm sure i should. what do i do?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/4/2007 5:38:43 PM)
Roast marshmallows. That way, the fire is being put to good use, and there's no reason to put it out. How do I convince a fellow that he'd be better off as a woman?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/4/2007 6:13:32 PM)
Drug the friend unconscious, kidnap him and the fly to Switzerland and bribe a doctor there to do a sex change operation on your friend. Then he'll find out from first hand experience. I have sevearl women trying to convert me, how do I prevent this from happening?

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