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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/9/2008 10:16:06 AM   
SL4V3M4YB3


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/9/2008 10:21:16 AM   
domahpet


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how can i get my kids fish to grow faster?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/9/2008 11:16:33 AM   
Lumus


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How can I cut down on my sugar intake to avoid diabetes?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/9/2008 11:18:20 AM   
scifi1133


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How can I hire more people at a much lower wage.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/9/2008 11:18:21 AM   
mnottertail


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/9/2008 11:57:40 AM   
Raechard


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How can I find out what a sippee cup is without the aid of Google?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/9/2008 12:50:47 PM   
Kirren


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/9/2008 1:05:46 PM   
xxblushesxx


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how can I get Kirren to invite HoneyMaster over so I can have some peace?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/9/2008 1:07:02 PM   
Kirren


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Send him with a role of Gorilla tape and some Gorilla glue....Ill make sure he doesnt bother you any more

-grinz-

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/9/2008 2:17:58 PM   
stormgirl


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how many puppies should i adopt?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/9/2008 4:27:53 PM   
MrSpectacular


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/9/2008 9:27:09 PM   
hejira92


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 7:39:04 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 7:44:51 AM   
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how do i get to sleep soon?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 7:54:13 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

tale a blow torch to it, then rub it with ky jelly

how do i get to sleep soon?


Spray paint the windows black and sing "Good night, sweetheart...good night".

How do I get myself psyched up to face Monday's "fun" work?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 11:34:45 AM   
BBWnNC72


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How do i keep my hands soft when i wash them so much at work?

< Message edited by BBWnNC72 -- 3/10/2008 11:35:09 AM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 11:39:47 AM   
CreativeDominant


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Status: offline 		After you wash, make sure you rough the skin up a bit with sandpaper and then apply a good meat tenderizer?

How can I continue to grow my practice and yet still find the time to properly flog those in need?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 2:16:14 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92

Call the Concierge at the Ritz Carlton in London. Say that money is no object....... oh, wait. That just might work.
 
How can I show Master how happy I am about our two year anniversary? 
 




Show Him you bought me on the collar me/ebay auction and show Him the plane ticket that came with it.  Be there in a minute, honey hejira ... *giggles as I pack my bags.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 2:17:34 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

After you wash, make sure you rough the skin up a bit with sandpaper and then apply a good meat tenderizer?

How can I continue to grow my practice and yet still find the time to properly flog those in need?


Hire a masochistic submissive assistant... Geesh, didn't you see the movie Secretary? 

How can I get the hell out of here?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 2:39:10 PM   
Lumus


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