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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 2:27:14 PM

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All the ex-cons, junkies, pimps and criminals that are due to have sex with womyn.

How can I get a chocolate stain off a white couch?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 2:27:15 PM

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Hejira, cut your fingers off and no more of those darn broken nails! Mnotter you should spring for a charity, like my school tuition for instance!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 2:28:27 PM

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Edited for slowness but keeping my response to Ron: I feel you should fail to fall if you sprung, but that would fuel the foil...

To hejira: The best way to get chocolate from a white couch is to rub down the clean areas with oil.

I like writing with crayons. Is this a good way to get published?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 2:31:10 PM

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Hejira, dye the whole damn thing brown! Lumus I hear loonybins are actually a front for publishing houses.

I'm thinking about going on a diet so that I can have a body of a 12 year old boy. Just bread and water. . . think I should?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 2:37:16 PM

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if you want the body of a 12 yr old, you can't diet. barbecue him!

how do i get my cat to stop looking at me like he knows all my dirty secrets?

ps. i don't want to kill him

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 2:39:51 PM

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quote:

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if you want the body of a 12 yr old, you can't diet. barbecue him!

how do i get my cat to stop looking at me like he knows all my dirty secrets?

ps. i don't want to kill him

Wow great advice KMS

re: your cat, just put customized mini sunglasses on the poor dear.

I'm now thinking about blowing myself up to 400lbs because I think it'll be the new "in" look for women. What do you think?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 2:53:15 PM

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Sure. Just make sure you hold the pin to the air pump tightly in your orifice...

How do I use a vibrator effectively on a woman when all the batteries in the house are dead?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 3:18:29 PM

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Research for a mix of cocktails and drugs that will induce epileptic seizures. Insert desirous portions of yourself into/on submissive and start a-writhin' and a twitchen.'

How can I ensure that I will never get married again?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 3:47:37 PM

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shave your head, move to a deserted island and become a hermit (or is that hermitess).

I want to be celibate for the rest of my life and I'm thinking about moving in with Jenna Jameson. Think it'll work???

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 4:02:49 PM

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Of course. But don't tell her first. Try starting out in the crawlspace underneath the floors...

Where should I go for dinner if I'm craving a good rare steak?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 4:08:07 PM

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Try the local ranch, Dinner on the Hoof. Or the one in my county.

Where should I go for a good salad at this time of year?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 4:29:56 PM

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to an iceburg

I think I am addicted to CM boards..is there a cure?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 4:35:04 PM

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Cut off your fingers--- but only after poking your eyes out.

How can I get my soon-to-be-a-marine um to stop being an arrogant a**hole?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 4:44:08 PM

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Tell his DI to remind him to use his hemrroid cream, during mail call.

What should I cook for dinner?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 4:45:09 PM

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let him wear a chasity, put in him drag, and make him sing showtunes. . . that'll keep him in line. I'm thinking about giving up bdsm and practice vanilly sex only. Does that sound exciting to you??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 5:07:40 PM

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Hmmm, he does know lots of showtunes- he's a drummer and a stage manager, but I can't see him going for chastity....

Vanilla sex sounds great! Just like working in a cubicle---- day after day, after day, after day, after day, after day. And then you die.

I just ate a big bowl of ice cream. If I was on the "Ask Cali" thread, I'd know what to do to burn off the calories, but I'm here. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 5:13:24 PM

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quote:

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Hmmm, he does know lots of showtunes- he's a drummer and a stage manager, but I can't see him going for chastity....

Vanilla sex sounds great! Just like working in a cubicle---- day after day, after day, after day, after day, after day. And then you die.

I just ate a big bowl of ice cream. If I was on the "Ask Cali" thread, I'd know what to do to burn off the calories, but I'm here. What should I do?

oh that's easy, just stick a cock in your mouth and deep throat it til you puke. . . that'll keep the calories at bay.

I'm thinking about giving up bdsm and just going vanilla. Does that sound exciting to you:??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 6:27:54 PM

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No - but please go ahead - don't let the door whack your bum on the way out!!

I have some day old sushi in the fridge - should I eat it or not?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 6:47:07 PM

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Yes, with peanut butter.

My clothing is too loose. Should I sew the hems in or just go buy new stuff?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 8:22:10 PM

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quote:

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Yes, with peanut butter.

My clothing is too loose. Should I sew the hems in or just go buy new stuff?

neither just eat til you're bursting at the seams.

I hate the current administration in the govenment. . . I was thinking of dousing myself in gasoline and lighting myself on fire while I chant . . . do you think GW would notice?

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