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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/8/2009 6:49:14 AM   
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I need to somehow keep five battery packs recharged, all of the time, with only three working chargers. Any thoughts on how I can remind myself to keep the packs rotated through the chargers?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/8/2009 6:50:54 AM   
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I have to drive in DC whats the best way not to get road rage and kil the morons on the road up there lol.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/8/2009 7:04:21 AM   
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Just moved a desk and found coffee stains in the carpet. They have been set in for over two years, best I can figure. What is the best way to remove the stains?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/8/2009 1:04:19 PM   
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I have a sore throat and I used my neti pot, but it still hurts. What will make me feel better?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/8/2009 2:54:19 PM   
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I have a scary monster unde my bed. what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/8/2009 2:59:05 PM   
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I'm posting this from under intenze's bed, what can I do to restore my bruised self-image...scary, moi??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/8/2009 3:02:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Fitznicely

GET NEKKID


Only if I can get some serious cathartic begging in, too.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/8/2009 3:11:49 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: intenze

quote:

ORIGINAL: Fitznicely

GET NEKKID


Only if I can get some serious cathartic begging in, too.


*hefts hunting knife*

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/8/2009 3:24:37 PM   
intenze


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/9/2009 12:06:48 PM   
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I'm going to a munch today -- what should I do, how should I behave, & what should I wear?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/9/2009 12:26:51 PM   
intenze


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work in garden or destroy the world?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/9/2009 2:00:09 PM   
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I hear HP ink is more expensive than Champaign so how can I convince people to drink it?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/10/2009 10:22:01 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/10/2009 11:07:15 AM   
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today i have an attitude problem - should i eat worms?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/10/2009 11:10:29 AM   
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I have a huge bar of dark chocolate right here in my bedroom, but I just don't feel like eating it. What's wrong with me?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/10/2009 11:14:42 AM   
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What kind of sauce should i put on my worms and larvae?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/10/2009 11:17:55 AM   
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edited because my advice was so bad, I forgot to ask a question!


< Message edited by hejira92 -- 5/10/2009 11:20:42 AM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/10/2009 11:32:53 AM   
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I've become re-addicted to the internet.  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/10/2009 1:50:07 PM   
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I have too many tomato plants..what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/10/2009 1:53:54 PM   
hejira92


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Why do I think I'm weird because I know who Blaise Pascal was?


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