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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 5:21:58 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 5:24:13 PM   
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I keep having arguments with myself and losing. What can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 5:28:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		The best way to win an argument with yourself is to tie a small plastic trash bag over your head so that you can't hear yourself during the conversation.  Eventually you will give up on the argument completely.

My neighbor across the street just cut down 3 beautiful pine trees.  How can I stop him from cutting down more?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 5:32:45 PM   
pissthirstysub


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 6:16:00 PM   
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The neighbors are in full-scale revolt and violation of the irrigation restrictions placed upon us. Should I care?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 6:42:33 PM   
pissthirstysub


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/7/2009 1:37:28 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		I'm terribly sorry about that pts. Perhaps there's something I could do for you to make you not blush?

I needed to mow the lawn today but it is so wilted and dry any attempt to do so would further destroy it. Would now be a good time to burn that brush pile in the back corner?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/7/2009 1:40:51 PM   
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I've got a hole in my bucket, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/7/2009 1:46:20 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		Find out who made the bucket. Take copious amounts of photos that show the hole and how it has inconvenienced you. Write a letter (including copies of the photos) and demand a replacement bucket, including, but not limited to, financial reparations for the inconvenience and pain n' suffering you dealt with. You might also wish to CC the letter (with the copies of the photos) to your government's consumer affairs division or bureau.

My parakeets sat happily by and watched as I cleaned the food they threw down onto the floor. They are now throwing more food out onto the floor in what is a clear show of defiance. Any suggestions?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/7/2009 1:47:48 PM   
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Sooo, I find myself sans batteries for a set of portable speakers I have...  what can I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/7/2009 2:02:01 PM   
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I have groceries to buy tomorrow. What should be top of my list?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/7/2009 3:28:34 PM   
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Why do I always clean my house before the cleaners come? How can I stop this?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/7/2009 3:38:48 PM   
intenze


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have Cuffkinks bind you up so you cant clean
oops that is not bad advice either..?

I cant think of any bad advice ...what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/7/2009 6:46:39 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/7/2009 7:02:23 PM   
sappatoti


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I'm feeling a bit tired and should probably head to bed, but I enjoy staying up and being obnoxious equally as much. How should I resolve this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/7/2009 7:06:57 PM   
pissthirstysub


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/7/2009 7:45:53 PM   
PALittleGirl


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My back is spasming really badly, not only am I in pain but my upper body actually jerks suddenly when all the muscles tense. Daddy isn't here to rub it like he usually does. What should I do until he returns?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/7/2009 7:49:37 PM   
pissthirstysub


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I always get distracted.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/7/2009 7:57:54 PM   
PALittleGirl


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I'm craving fried clams, yet fried foods upset my stomach.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/7/2009 9:12:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		Screw your tummy, eat the clams with french fries & fried chicken & batter fried zucchini & mushrooms & mozzarella. & finish it all off with a deep-fat fried ice cream served on top of a deep-fat fried snicker bar & a deep-fat fried twinkie.

I just wanna sit around & not do much of anything & eat too much. What should I do?

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