mnottertail -> RE: Racist Jokes ? (6/25/2010 8:53:56 AM)
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Three guys are caught by a tribe of headhunters in deepest darkest africa: A black guy A middle eastern guy a very white norwegian guy The headhunters walk up to the black guy and start pinching and poking him all over, oohing and aahing--- the head man says, here is the deal, we are going to boil you alive eat and your heart. Now, you have a fine ebony skin, very delicate---and your bone structure--- Well, we could use your bones and stretch your skin over them and make a canoe fit for a king, so in honor of this, we will give you one last request.... Give me a knife, the guy says... Knife????? confused, they go OK He slits his own throat, saving himself the agony of boiling alive. They go up to the middle eastern guy and it is the same routine---pinching poking-- the head man says, here is the deal, we are going to boil you alive eat and your heart. Now, you have a fine bronze skin, very delicate---and your bone structure--- Well, we could bone you and stretch your skin out and make a canoe fit for a prince, so in honor of this, we will give you one last request.... Give me a knife, the guy says... Knife????? confused, they go OK He slits his own throat, saving himself the agony of boiling alive. They go up to the white guy the head man says, here is the deal, we are going to boil you alive eat and your heart. Now, you have a good thick skin, big boned -- Well, we could bone you and stretch your skin out and make a good bang around canoe for a hunter or something, so in honor of this, we will give you one last request.... Give me a fork, the guy says... Fork????? really confused, they go OK Repeatedly stabbing himself in the chest with the fork, he cries out, 'FUCK YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN CANOES!!!!'
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