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WARNING!! - Do not read if "sacrilege" offend... - 4/13/2006 12:32:45 PM

Mercnbeth

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'tis the season...

My favorite "lifestyle" riddle/joke...

Q - Why did Jesus die on the cross??????

(lightning bolts await below...)

(do you reeaallly want to know????)

(last warning....)

A - He forgot his 'safe-word'.

(Editorial comment....Does that make him a "sub" versus "slave"? )

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RE: WARNING!! - Do not read if "sacrilege" of... - 4/13/2006 1:07:59 PM

windchymes

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Whooooooooooa!

Just deciding whether to have burgers or ribs for the annual Good Friday BBQ tomorrow.

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RE: WARNING!! - Do not read if "sacrilege" of... - 4/13/2006 1:24:24 PM

RubberWitch

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Remember, good friday gives all good christians the opportunity to reflect upon the last seven words of Jesus, whispered unto Peter from the cross.

"I can see your house from here"

J

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RE: WARNING!! - Do not read if "sacrilege" of... - 4/13/2006 1:43:39 PM

Mercnbeth

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quote:

Just deciding whether to have burgers or ribs for the annual Good Friday BBQ tomorrow.

windchymes,
Not me! No sir - I'm "sacrificing"! No BBQ or any other meat! I'm suffering through my standard "Good Friday" fare of 'Beluga Sturgeon Caviar', shrimp scampi, and broiled twin lobster tails, stuffed with crab meat.

I know - it's a sin not to have a nice pate appetizer, and a 8 ounce fillet would go well with the lobster, but for one day, for the sake of my beliefs I'll suffer.

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RE: WARNING!! - Do not read if "sacrilege" of... - 4/13/2006 10:26:28 PM

Sub03

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thats horibble.....but very funny lol.

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RE: WARNING!! - Do not read if "sacrilege" of... - 4/14/2006 12:52:42 AM

ThatLilBrat

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I REALLY didn't want to laugh at that ......

*hangs head in faux shame* ...

but I did anyway .

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