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What is the speed of flatus? - 6/23/2010 7:40:44 PM   
FirmhandKY


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Seven miles an hour.  But damn, sometimes they seem faster!

And what's with the "1% Other Stuff"?

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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 6/23/2010 8:25:55 PM   
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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 6/23/2010 8:34:03 PM   
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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 6/24/2010 2:16:38 AM   
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Women could never have written this...and omg, how in the WORLD did someone clock the speed of a fart?  What a job designation that would be...  The only one worse was the poor shmuck whose job was "fart sniffer, odor tester."
 
I also wonder if they handed out dramamine instead of coffee.  4 hour work days, cuz who'd want to think about lunch break.

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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 6/24/2010 6:23:17 AM   
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"You cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your own fart."
 



That damned sure does not apply to a chamber full of someone else's farts.




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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 6/24/2010 6:25:10 AM   
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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 6/24/2010 10:12:56 AM   
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Firm...where do you get this stuff?

Never mind...i really don't want to know.



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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 6/24/2010 10:42:39 AM   
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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 6/24/2010 10:45:48 AM   
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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 6/24/2010 11:08:23 AM   
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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 6/24/2010 12:50:34 PM   
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Only a man would start a thread on farting. :)

I've got one on boogers going, too. 

Firm

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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 6/24/2010 1:56:43 PM   
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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 6/24/2010 5:13:17 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Status: offline 		ROFL!!! Good post....

7 mph.....they are that slow only because they get slowed down a lot by your underwear....

Though nobody describes it better than George Carlin
and here's one more from George

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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 6/24/2010 6:37:06 PM   
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Is Treasure out of town?


lol... Nope.  Just been too busy working to otherwise entertain Firm.  

*sighs*  Farts and boogers.  No matter how much I adore him, he's still a man.

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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 6/24/2010 6:50:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

I find it hard to believe they are only 7% methane, for I have seen them burn.

T


Far be it from me to encourage this, but here's where everyone else can view the same flammable phenomenon:

MythBusters - Flatulence

This also answers the oft asked question, "do girls pass gas?" 


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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 6/24/2010 6:51:00 PM   
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7 mph, huh? Maybe I need to be a bit quicker with the blanket.

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RE: What is the speed of flatus? - 7/19/2010 1:33:43 AM   
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http://www.wimp.com/toiletrestaurant/

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