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King Tuts penis is missing! - 6/30/2010 8:32:43 AM   
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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 6/30/2010 1:31:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		This does bring up another question...

"Is that Rasputin's penis on display in the museum?"

Someone has the penis and is willing to sell it at a price...

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 6/30/2010 1:33:04 PM   
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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 6/30/2010 4:05:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		ha!  When I posted it earlier, I had tears from laughing so hard.  I was going to write more, but I couldn't see to type.

Shahar, I think I will research missing peni.  It will give me a summer project. 

I am too easilly entertained some days.
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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 6/30/2010 8:38:22 PM   
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heard mummified gentalia is like cat nip for da bitches.

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 5:19:28 AM   
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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 5:25:52 AM   
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All these fricking eunichs.

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 5:31:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		If i were demented i might make some wise-ass comment between Tuts missing wee-wee and Sunnys case of food poisoning.

Good thing i am not a demented wise-ass.


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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 5:41:45 AM   
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Sunshine, I dont think they care NOW that they are eunuchs, how else are we sposed to pull them about?


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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 6:44:01 AM   
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cuddles the demented wise ass

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 7:01:22 AM   
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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 7:03:15 AM   
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A good penis is hard to find.
hopefully he isn't going to come looking for it.

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 7:04:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		There were 2 forms of castration:

1.  There one that can kill you if it is not treated,  This involves both penis and testes.  If you survive it, you are given a small tube in which you can pee from.

2.  This castration was used in Europe, especially for the choir boys who sing in the choir.  To maintain the high pitches, the child has his testes removed.  He will keep this penis and be able to have intercourse with women, just no children are produced

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 7:06:36 AM   
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A good penis is hard to find.
hopefully he isn't going to come looking for it.
He might come back for it, if he considers it his most precious treasure.  I mean, he could be thinkin "Took my gold, took my riches.  You aint taking my tuttawhacker dammit!"

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 7:08:24 AM   
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A good penis is hard to find.

A hard penis is good to find.


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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 7:12:58 AM   
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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 7:16:24 AM   
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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 7:18:28 AM   
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Girls, Girls, Girls.....

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we used too...until the Men in Panties thread was started. Now we discuss buns as well.


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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 7:22:34 AM   
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Most of the time, men are thinking with it...
Thinking with Tuts wangie?

But that would mean only one man at a time can have it and can think.........and...uh.......


k....this s'plains an awful lot.


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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 7:23:43 AM   
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A good penis is hard to find.

A hard penis is good to find.



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