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what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/1/2010 7:09:02 PM

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THE RUNNERS UP ARE:

10. getting caught mastrubating by my father

9. cheating on a test in the 6th grade and then confessing to my teacher

8. deliberately flunking the GATE test in 5th grade (to piss off my parents)

7. getting caught stealing money from my parents

6. getting fired from my first job

5. getting fired from my second job

4. getting caught shoplifting

3. every time i've failed at anything at work

2. having sex for the first time

AND THE #1 THING I'M EMBARRASSED FOR:
1. i can't tell- i'm too embarrassed!

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P.S.- i outgrew most of this stuff

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/1/2010 7:11:12 PM

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Being arrested for Domestic Violence, put in the car, half way to the Station when the cop pulled over, started laughing and looks back...

"You mean all you were doing was having sex? Why didn't you say so?"

"Would you have believed me?"

"No, guess I wouldn't have."

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/1/2010 7:25:50 PM

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1. In high school, I was watching a movie in class, lights out. There was something that kept brushing against me foot, and I pushed it away. Turned out to be the fringes on a girl's purse and I upset it all over the floor.

2. I once had a job cleaning electric motors and generators. My first day. I took off noonish and bicycled to a Long John Silver's for lunch. Everyone was looking at me oddly - I didn't know why. I went back to work and then bicycled home. When I got there, I saw my face in a mirror... I had been doing dark greasy work all day long and had absently brushed my hands against my face every so often. I had gone to the Long John Silver's in blackface.

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/1/2010 7:32:28 PM

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It is really silly to think of today, but at the time I was very embarrassed over it...

When I was a freshman in high school there was this guy I had a huge crush on... he was simply beautiful....(swoons in memory). I wanted to ask him to the sadie hawkins dance. I dressed in my most bestest 1980s dress (a fuchsia mini dress) and nice heels... pantyhose, etc, to ask him to this dance. Before I had my opportunity to ask him my pantyhose got a huge run because someone tripped over my leg in first period... so when I asked this hunk my leg had a huge hose hole... I tried to stand to where he couldn't see. He said "No"...

So a friend of mine asked "Why didn't you want to go to Sadie Hawkins with Julia"... and he said 'I only date girls that put out"

.. this was when I vowed to become a slut...lol

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/1/2010 7:49:17 PM

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quote:

this was when I vowed to become a slut...lol

That is an AWESOME story! Love it!

I'm a number tener. And that happened a lot. Woops!

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/1/2010 9:25:15 PM

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Went bowling with the kids...and split my pants wide open...and had to ride the bus home...the kids thought it was soooooooo funny

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/2/2010 12:02:10 AM

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-- mostly I am embarrassed for the others here.

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/2/2010 12:08:33 AM

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moving house for the first time - mum came to lend a hand. She was carrying a box downstairs and the bottom of the box split open.

The vibrator bounced down every step, before landing at the feet of the hunky removals guy. With a big grin on his face he handed it over to me and said 'I believe this is yours'. And the fall downstairs had switched it on too...

Today I'd just laugh, but 20 years ago I wanted to die! Mum has never mentioned it since

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/4/2010 4:19:29 AM

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Wow, what a topic lol.

In no particular order!

When I was a child, Farting long and loud in a confessional, having the Priest leave in disgust and then facing the congregation on the way out. (Gave me something to confess to next Sunday)

Also as a child, Farting when leaning down to ring the bells in Sunday Mass (As an Altar boy) and being surprised by a quiet moment.....

Laughing so hard after farting in church I blew a huge wad of snot down the front of my white Altar boys cassock in full view of the congregation.

Being caught Nicking communion wine

Being caught Nicking from the collections plate

Being greeted by one of the local Catholic priests in the shopping center near my parents place dressed as (I was) a Roman Catholic priest (I was doing a Vicar Strippergram)

Theres a theme here!

Being pulled over dressed in a Sugar Plum fairy outfit (Electric blue Tutu, Tights, Acrylic wig in hot pink, Tights, explorer socks and work boots) for a random breath test (DUI check) and being asked to get out of the car because the copper had a sense of humour. (Another Strippergram)

Then I turned 21 and nothing embarrassed me any more.

Oh wait, Having a random sub show up at work and convince the reception staff to Page "Sir Pumpy to reception please, Tony your 1pm spanking appointment is at reception"

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/4/2010 4:36:16 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

and he said 'I only date girls that put out"

So what does put out mean ?

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/4/2010 4:46:44 AM

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The Trash
The Cat
The Mail
The Milk Bottles
The candles.

You know the usual things guys want you to put out.

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/4/2010 5:19:51 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

moving house for the first time - mum came to lend a hand. She was carrying a box downstairs and the bottom of the box split open.

The vibrator bounced down every step, before landing at the feet of the hunky removals guy. With a big grin on his face he handed it over to me and said 'I believe this is yours'. And the fall downstairs had switched it on too...

Today I'd just laugh, but 20 years ago I wanted to die! Mum has never mentioned it since

That's hilarious! I think my mom saw mine somewhere when I was recently moving. Thankfully, I don't think she knew what it was. LOL! However, it wasn't as dramatic as your story, I just noticed it sitting out somewhere and discretely tucked it away as quickly as possible. I think it was on the coffee table. LOL! How many times has that happened that I had company over and my vibrator was just sitting out on the coffee table? No one has ever said a word, but I've noticed it there later many times! Hmmmm....

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/4/2010 7:55:36 AM

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ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

That's hilarious! I think my mom saw mine somewhere when I was recently moving. Thankfully, I don't think she knew what it was. LOL! However, it wasn't as dramatic as your story, I just noticed it sitting out somewhere and discretely tucked it away as quickly as possible. I think it was on the coffee table. LOL! How many times has that happened that I had company over and my vibrator was just sitting out on the coffee table? No one has ever said a word, but I've noticed it there later many times! Hmmmm....

Kudos just for doing it in the livinmg room.

It's where I crank one out.

Do you watch porn when you double click your mouse?

How many Vides do you have tucked away in the couch.

I wanna come over for tea.

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/5/2010 1:51:50 PM

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I don't have any porno videos, but sometimes, I'll look at kink.com and watch previews. I'm terrible, I know, but other than that, I've got a pretty good imagination and I can take it anywhere!

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/5/2010 2:11:17 PM

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I was once taking an art exam....and the teacher wasn't overly keen on me as I had a habit of taking the piss and drawing/painting something that really shouldn't be on the picture.

So this particular exam......sat it...went away quite happy with myself.....thought no more about it......

Long story short I'd painted this wonderland with a big door on the front to get in with what we call over here knockers on to knock the door. The teacher got it into her head that I'd painted a pair of tits on my picture....on reflection it didn't help that the door seemed to have no reason whatsoever to be in picture....and to be fair the knockers did look like a pair of tits....so she called me into the office to explain....

So I stood my ground....and swerved telling my mum the story....as I sort of weighed it up and decided it wasn't in my best interests to tell mum and dad I was on the wrong end of an accusation to the effect that I was preoccupied with tits...even in an exam...

Didn't imagine for one minute that the teacher would call my mum down to the school and I'd have to explain it in front of her......so the teacher grabs me after dinner and calls me into her office....with no idea what was waiting for me....I was half expecting an apology......and the door opens and my mum is sat there.....oh fuckin' hell......they'd obviously had the chat....and the art teacher asked me to draw the knockers in front of my mum.....it was quite funny really because as I was drawing the knockers I could feel them looking at each other weighing up whether or not this was a case of mistaken identity....or whether or not I did in fact have an adolescent tit obsession....I was only 13 or 14...I hadn't even seen a pair if tits for fuck's sake.......and my mum was quite conservative about these things.......and she placed a lot of faith in teachers. I kept a low profile round the home for a few days.

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/5/2010 2:16:59 PM

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The great thing about art is that you can pander to the whims of the art teacher and get an A-C GCSE it's great.

I would have told that teacher she has a dirty mind.

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/5/2010 2:23:51 PM

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And then there was the time I had a key to me Grandma's home. She used to go down the bingo and let me and a few of the lads go in when it was raining and what have you. I'd started knocking this lass off from the next village...and she had one of those bodies that you just had to do something with.....and I was 16 just finding me way....so opportunity knocked.....

So this lass.....and a key to the only warm place on offer....it was me Grandma's home though.....so I overstepped the mark like young lads do and took her in.....and the situation was progressing quite nicely.....we were both bollock naked and to any lad reading this.....you'll now what I mean when I say she had that a moistness and taste that goes with you to your grave.....you never forget one of the good 'uns as you're starting out.......and me Grandma came back early and caught us. Can't remember if I was more gutted or embarrased.....probably a mixture of the two.

Me Grandma was as good as gold though...."don't tell me Da....Grandma...he'll go mad".....and she didn't......

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/5/2010 2:26:50 PM

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Yeah we have those over here too. They're called door knockers. And there is only one on a door. Who would put a pair of knockers on a door?

Guilty as charged!

Pervert.

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/5/2010 2:38:37 PM

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The great thing about art is that you can pander to the whims of the art teacher and get an A-C GCSE it's great.

I would have told that teacher she has a dirty mind.

Round every school there was always rumours flying around that one of the teachers was banging the lads in the store cupboard...usually nonsense.....but she was one of them......Mrs Dormand she was called.....at the time she was considered to be quite tidy...but was probably young lads getting carried away....

And she was a lunatic.....she used to have rings across all of her fingers and smack you on the back of the head with them when you were playing up.....

Mind you our school was full of lunatics....as you'd expect in a run down mining village.....one of the lads in our class had a brawl with a female teacher....she was only about 5 feet....it wasn't right to be honest.....he wasn't listening as per usual.....and she tried to send him out so he said: "tell you what....I'm going home".....so as he turned away she pulled him back and he swivelled round and kicked her between her legs...so she hoyed a punch at him....and he walked out. And the rest of us were silent....even we knew that was too far...and most of us thought the sole purpose of school was to have a laugh......

Then there was Mr Miller....our Physics teacher.....he didn't send anyone out.....when you were playing up he used to get hold of you by the hair near your ears and pull it as tight as he could.....god...it hurt....you'd have tears in your eyes......we had a long fridge in the lab....can't remember why...and I remember him picking a lad up and hoying him across the fridge and onto the floor.....

Every one of our teachers was a character....they had to be to keep us in check.....although we had a music teacher who was a big fan of classical music...he didn't get Sir....we used to call him Jack Hawkins.....can't remember why but it definitely wasn't his name.....he spent years trying to get us to play some classical music...and we'd just play some bollocks off a television advert.....he walked out in disgust many a time and left us to it.......

Then we had a lunatic Scottish body builder Head Master who came down to sort out our school as it had a bad reputation.......every now and again you'd seem him standing in a corridor ripping up one of those big yellow pages with his hands trying to scare the lads into submission.....it's fair to say we took notice....

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RE: what is the most embarrassing moment of your life - 7/5/2010 2:57:45 PM

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Oh....and I gotta tell you this one....I'm laughing my head off just thinking about it.....

We used to get detention when we'd be playing up....which just meant that we had to stay behind at dinner time and after school...and do some lines or something.....

We used to get a slip that explained why you were on detention and how long for....it was like a badge of honour....and the first thing you did when you came into the class in the morning was show the lads your detention slip to show what you were on dentention for....

This particular day....and this will go with me to my grave.......one of the lads...who was a bit of an idiot.....came into Chemistry in the morning 10 minutes late so we knew he must be on detention and we knew he'd be sent out for playing up in music the afternoon of the day before.....anyway.....he wouldn't show us the detention slip and it just wasn't the done thing at all.....so we were curious as you would be and everyone was trying to get a look in his bag to get his slip...this went on for 10 minutes until we finally caught him off guard and one of the lads took the slip from his bag and immediately couldn't speak doubled up laughing his head off....so everyone was now desperate to get a look of this slip to see what was on it...."on detention for masturbation"........so we asked him about it and basically he'd be sent out in music with only about 10 minutes of the class gone.....was a bit bored standing there for 45 minutes so he thought fuck it I'll knock one out....and the teacher came out and caught him......now to a group of 14 year old lads that was hilarious and the class was in uproar for ages with the teacher trying to calm us down.....

I've forgotten most of it......but what a laugh we had at school.....

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