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Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 10:47:16 AM   
oksubby


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Status: offline 		Looking for sufficient quantities of each.*









* this post is a satire; poster is presumed to have a sufficient quantity of air, food, and water to survive for the forseable fu-- *gasp* fdajkfl;a... +++ATH0
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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 11:13:17 AM   
oksubby


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Yes, yes I am in a wierd mood today... :)

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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 11:29:52 AM   
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(sorry, the only food I have is this ice cream cone, and its all mine!)
Welcome to the forums.

<also, be wary of any food items Jeff with the many F's might offer you.)

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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 12:38:47 PM   
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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 12:48:14 PM   
oksubby


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Status: offline 		*chuckle* I have read many reasons to be wary of Jeffffffffffff(?) :)


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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 12:57:44 PM   
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That is not fair.............

Edited because you are a dude!...:)

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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 12:58:43 PM   
oksubby


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Status: offline 		Darling Savage - Fortunately my amazon order for dehydrated water came in... apparently it's breathable. I'll be fine for a little while now... ;)

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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 1:02:04 PM   
oksubby


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Status: offline 		@ poise- Oh no! Your water cannon rehydrated the dehydrated water! Now what'll I breathe?!

@ Jeffff- Hey, now, I saw you checking me out. Don't deny it, I've got the logs... (I read quickly... probably a survival trait, online anyway... :)



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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 1:15:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: oksubby

*chuckle* I have read many reasons to be wary of Jeffffffffffff(?) :)




And even more to be wary of DarkSteven.....he steals cookies! Welcome to the Boards!

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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 2:08:59 PM   
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(sorry, the only food I have is this ice cream cone, and its all mine!)
thats cool...i just happen to have a spare meatloaf or two in the freezer.

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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 2:15:14 PM   
zephyroftheNorth


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

(sorry, the only food I have is this ice cream cone, and its all mine!)
thats cool...i just happen to have a spare meatloaf or two in the freezer.




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Errrr I mean save the meatloaf incase you end up snowbound like last winter.

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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 2:19:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		Your survival has become an option. You are food for the godz and therefore expendable...Muhhhhoooowwwwaaaa. Good luck with mercy subbie. lol.

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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 2:24:01 PM   
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Errrr I mean save the meatloaf incase you end up snowbound like last winter.
no...no...i WANT to share!

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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 2:47:17 PM   
zephyroftheNorth


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Status: offline 		Then share your warmth and good humor. Save the meatloaf for....for...*thinks*........emergencies

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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 2:49:00 PM   
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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 2:53:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

gaffer tape it to the top of your head in case you decide to go basement diving again



From what I've read, that will just guarantee her landing head first and very likely a worse concussion.


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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 3:51:43 PM   
oksubby


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Status: offline 		*ROFL* Thanks, guys! Now I really feel welcome! :)

And here I thought there was only one Meatloaf... and Frankenfurter had him for dinner!

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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 5:40:19 PM   
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< Message edited by DarlingSavage -- 7/7/2010 5:41:36 PM >

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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 5:58:35 PM   
oksubby


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Stuck in a temporal loop... or just plain loopy. You decide. :)

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RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival - 7/7/2010 6:45:58 PM   
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Muwwhhaaaaa..

Welcome to the site.

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