Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy

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Nineveh -> Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 2:38:44 PM)
Algebra was invented by Arabs, during the middle ages. This diabolical thought process has now spread across the world and is being used to inculcate our children with Islamic thought processes. We must cease the teaching and practice of this particularly diabolical form of mathematics before we fall any further into the clutches of our Islamic masters to be.

LadyEllen -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 2:40:42 PM)
y? E

willbeurdaddy -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:08:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Nineveh Algebra was invented by Arabs, during the middle ages. This diabolical thought process has now spread across the world and is being used to inculcate our children with Islamic thought processes. We must cease the teaching and practice of this particularly diabolical form of mathematics before we fall any further into the clutches of our Islamic masters to be. This would be sort of funny if it wasnt for the first treatise considered to be Algebra being written by Diophantus, a Greek living in Egypt nearly 500 years before al-Khwarizmi's writings.

LadyEllen -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:10:33 PM)
And it all comes back to those profligate socialists the Greeks! Damn these socialist islamo-marxists E

willbeurdaddy -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:14:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen And it all comes back to those profligate socialists the Greeks! Damn these socialist islamo-marxists E Greece wasnt socialist in 200 AD. That didnt happen until Barackus Iobamis became dictator.

Lucylastic -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:15:26 PM)
snort, ok that made me laugh

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:16:38 PM)
Ah, but it was the BRITS that we can blame for the calculus~! That bastage Newton!

LadyEllen -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:18:18 PM)
Unpossible LH; I is a product of well done English socialist educashun system and I has never herd of it. E

Lucylastic -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:19:35 PM)
newtons are yummy

Elisabella -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:21:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic newtons are yummy they are fruit and cake.

LadyEllen -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:22:21 PM)
dont you find they sit heavily in the stomach though? E

Lucylastic -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:26:06 PM)
only after the second packet I havnet had any proper ones for years

Politesub53 -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:31:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willbeurdaddy quote: ORIGINAL: Nineveh Algebra was invented by Arabs, during the middle ages. This diabolical thought process has now spread across the world and is being used to inculcate our children with Islamic thought processes. We must cease the teaching and practice of this particularly diabolical form of mathematics before we fall any further into the clutches of our Islamic masters to be. This would be sort of funny if it wasnt for the first treatise considered to be Algebra being written by Diophantus, a Greek living in Egypt nearly 500 years before al-Khwarizmi's writings. The correct answer is the Babylonians, you can thank me later.

LadyEllen -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:34:43 PM)
Babylonians? Isnt that Iraq? Clearly they devised algebra for their WMD programme, the bastards E

Politesub53 -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:42:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Babylonians? Isnt that Iraq? Clearly they devised algebra for their WMD programme, the bastards E Present day Iraq, yes indeed. Babylon was a city State of Mesoptamia. They were using Algebra some 1500 BC. This was somewhere around the time Willbur started posting B/s on the internet.

Lucylastic -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:46:01 PM)
you guys are just awful!!!!!!

willbeurdaddy -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:49:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 quote: ORIGINAL: willbeurdaddy quote: ORIGINAL: Nineveh Algebra was invented by Arabs, during the middle ages. This diabolical thought process has now spread across the world and is being used to inculcate our children with Islamic thought processes. We must cease the teaching and practice of this particularly diabolical form of mathematics before we fall any further into the clutches of our Islamic masters to be. This would be sort of funny if it wasnt for the first treatise considered to be Algebra being written by Diophantus, a Greek living in Egypt nearly 500 years before al-Khwarizmi's writings. The correct answer is the Babylonians, you can thank me later. the Babylonians and Egyptians, roughly contemporaneously, informally solved what could be considered algebraic equations, but without the use of symbols and without the ability to handle fractions (in the Egyptians case) and negative numbers (in both cases), all of which are considered essential to algebra. Youre welcome.

Politesub53 -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:53:46 PM)
I thought you said it was the Greeks ? Please forgive me, I have only been doing this 34 years and 11 months. I bet you googled. [;)]

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 3:57:24 PM)
All of a sudden I don't feel so bad for having failed algebra in High School. Obviously their devious tricks didn't work on me

Elisabella -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/7/2010 4:00:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 I thought you said it was the Greeks ? Please forgive me, I have only been doing this 34 years and 11 months. I bet you googled. [;)] bwahahahahhaaaa <3

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