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mstrjx -> RE: need slave (7/12/2010 4:14:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ourmsbetty Anyone else find it slightly ironic for a guy who breeds slaves to need one? Apparently he thinks that waiting 18 years and 9 months is too long a wait, too! Jeff

DarkSteven -> RE: need slave (7/12/2010 4:42:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ourmsbetty Anyone else find it slightly ironic for a guy who breeds slaves to need one? I think that he meant to say that he can supply you with a slave if you need one. You'd almost think that English wasn't his first language.

ourmsbetty -> RE: need slave (7/12/2010 4:58:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven I think that he meant to say that he can supply you with a slave if you need one. You'd almost think that English wasn't his first language. Either that or he needs one to breed more. Funny, I got that impression, too, about his language. Hm. Wonder if he has trouble with plurals. [;)]

oksubby -> RE: need slave (7/12/2010 6:08:34 PM)
Wow... I wonder if he's offering franchises? I mean, with the success of chinchilla and alpaca breeding, he could be on to something big! If it weren't for all those pesky equal protection clauses and that durned Emancipation Proclamation... On a more serious note, does anyone have a crowbar? I may need one to get my tongue out of my cheek. :P

Rule -> RE: need slave (7/12/2010 6:25:41 PM)
Hi there, I need popcorn and a large dark beer. Do you deliver?

sirsholly -> RE: need slave (7/17/2010 5:59:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hunter232 hello there. How are you doing there today. My names is James Flaherty and i breed slave for other doms. And you pay child support for every one...right? As an older attorney i am sure you know you are financially responsible, don't you?

thishereboi -> RE: need slave (7/17/2010 6:04:13 AM)
fr So where is the punchline...this has to be a fucking joke[8\|]

DarkSteven -> RE: need slave (7/17/2010 6:08:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi fr So where is the punchline...this has to be a fucking joke[8\|] Nope, I think it's a scam. The Native American ethnicity was one tipoff. The idea of using a respected legal profession such as lawyer for someone who couldn't graduate high school was another. I think it's someone who wants to fool idiots into buying slaves, and then absconding with their money. Someone who cannot write.

LadyTeazer -> RE: need slave (7/17/2010 6:39:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Nope, I think it's a scam. The Native American ethnicity was one tipoff. The idea of using a respected legal profession such as lawyer for someone who couldn't graduate high school was another. I think it's someone who wants to fool idiots into buying slaves, and then absconding with their money. Someone who cannot write. Shhhhhh!!!!!!!! Don't tell him what he is doing wrong!! You are only helping him to improve on his game. Baaaad DarkSteven. So this guy can breed a slave with or without limits? I am impressed. Not only is he a lawyer, but he has mastered genetic engineering as well. Wowzers. He can breed a slave to your specifications, he is a lawyer, but he no speakee nor spelz English good. Well, we can't all be perfect, eh? Yup, I see "scam" written all over this one. A scammer who has been scammed, and wants to prevent others from being scammed. Priceless.....

OohAahMrs -> RE: need slave (7/17/2010 6:47:00 AM)
Welcome and enjoy that thang!

DarkSteven -> RE: need slave (7/17/2010 6:50:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyTeazer Shhhhhh!!!!!!!! Don't tell him what he is doing wrong!! You are only helping him to improve on his game. Baaaad DarkSteven. I doubt he stuck around after his post but is waiting for the cmails to roll in. And I don't think he is able to figure out what I wrote either. Not that sharp.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: need slave (7/18/2010 11:51:37 PM)
Gotta love a guy who gives his supposed full name. Some lawyer. And DS, didn't you know all us subbies/slaves are just looking to be bred like cattle? Sheeeeeshhhh that's what we were put on this earth for. O wait, alternate universe and all that, keep forgetting that it exists but we're not privy to it. SUCH a shame. [>:]

DarkSteven -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 3:53:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear And DS, didn't you know all us subbies/slaves are just looking to be bred like cattle? You mean by artificial insemination? Then what are we Doms gonna do with our incredible virility?

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 4:07:49 AM)
I think it's called mother thumb and her four daughters. [:D]

DarkSteven -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 4:14:11 AM)
Bad subbie. BAD!!!!! [sm=shame.gif]

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 4:19:52 AM)
AWWWWWWWWWWWW Does this take away my twue subbie card? I is sorry, but i still think I was right. After all, what else are ya gonna do with it? Can't be used as bookends. No wait, use it for birthday candle holders. I'm making chocolate chip cookies today, does that excuse me? [&:] O n BTW? I'm best when I'm being a bad subby. O wait, that's a nawty subby, I am never ever a bad subby. I think I'd get the vapors and faint.

sirsholly -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 4:40:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear And DS, didn't you know all us subbies/slaves are just looking to be bred like cattle? You mean by artificial insemination? Then what are we Doms gonna do with our incredible virility? um...practice?

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 5:11:36 AM)
Would they be practicing on themselves? [sm=abducted.gif] or would alien abduction be involved???

sirsholly -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 6:13:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear Would they be practicing on themselves? [sm=abducted.gif] or would alien abduction be involved??? the aliens do things a lil differently...[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/brainslug.gif[/image]

bukkyharris -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 6:36:36 AM)
Hello,i need a responsible slave can u be mine?

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