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xxblushesxx -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 6:53:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bukkyharris Hello,i need a responsible slave can u be mine? You want Dark Steven to be your slave? Bwahahahahahahaha!! Thank you and I love you! This is THE BEST thing I have read in a lonnnnng time!

DarkSteven -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 6:57:43 AM)
Worst thing I've read in a loooong time.... [:'(]

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 7:49:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bukkyharris Hello,i need a responsible slave can u be mine? Unless you were kidding, you got this whole thing wrong. You're already a female slave. Which is who he's looking for, to breed. That means to make babies and be used by other Doms. Bejeebers, why o why am I explaining something like this to someone from Nigeria? I really am too tired after 5 hrs sleep in 48 hrs. [>:]

sirsholly -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 7:52:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx quote: ORIGINAL: bukkyharris Hello,i need a responsible slave can u be mine? You want Dark Steven to be your slave? Bwahahahahahahaha!! snorts coffee, chokes, hurts self

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 7:53:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear Would they be practicing on themselves? [sm=abducted.gif] or would alien abduction be involved??? the aliens do things a lil differently...[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/brainslug.gif[/image] Why does my dammit jannit assistant always forget to pass the good memos I thought the aliens probed. You know, the poop chute??? I'ma just can't help myself this morning, I blame it on lack of sleep, lackanookie and all around dingdongedness. That's my story and I'm stickin to it.

xxblushesxx -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 7:54:33 AM)
To be his "obedient" slave!!! That's the best part!

LanceHughes -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 8:02:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: ourmsbetty Anyone else find it slightly ironic for a guy who breeds slaves to need one? I think that he meant to say that he can supply you with a slave if you need one. You'd almost think that English wasn't his first language. Agreed... except I read OP as he "trains" slaves.

aprecious1 -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 8:06:24 AM)
Oh the laughs I'm having this morning lol

LanceHughes -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 8:21:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear <snipped> No wait, use it [Dark Steven's incredible virility] for birthday candle holders. <snipped> [image]http://cdns.xtube.com/u/e7/photos/20080805/02/syl7ELYDM3w9.jpg[/image] [image]http://cdns.xtube.com/u/e7/photos/20080625/06/s1oT7PYBAHN5.jpg[/image] "Candle holders" is wrong. Oh, I see, we're keeping theme of OP which is "can't do dem der plural."

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 8:25:26 AM)
Thanks Lance for what I never thought to look for.

LanceHughes -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 8:33:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear Thanks Lance for what I never thought to look for. See, that's why you should ALWAYS ask a gay for help with decorations for a birthday party. Well, any party, actually. ETA: You're MOST welcome.

sirsholly -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 9:20:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear Thanks Lance for what I never thought to look for. See, that's why you should ALWAYS ask a gay for help with decorations for a birthday party. Well, any party, actually. ETA: You're MOST welcome. all i have here are the trick candles that don't blow out. Betcha they wouldn't be appreciated.[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/hurricansmile1.gif[/image]

DarlingSavage -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 9:20:17 AM)
I believe the OP has left the building!

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: need slave (7/19/2010 11:23:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes See, that's why you should ALWAYS ask a gay for help with decorations for a birthday party. Well, any party, actually. ETA: You're MOST welcome. I have no gay friends left, and I used to be SUCH the fag hag when I lived in Ottawa. Never had so much fun, same thing when I worked at AMEX years ago. When a co-worker said about my best friend there "Jesus Christ he has a better ass than my wife does" it took everything I had to say "yeah, i know, she's got none".

MHAP -> RE: need slave (7/20/2010 9:12:13 AM)
wow ........after that.. I find my mind has gone blank... I'm going back to bed............................ beat ya later

LanceHughes -> RE: need slave (7/22/2010 7:53:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes See, that's why you should ALWAYS ask a gay for help with decorations for a birthday party. Well, any party, actually. ETA: You're MOST welcome. I have no gay friends left, and I used to be SUCH the fag hag when I lived in Ottawa. Never had so much fun, same thing when I worked at AMEX years ago. When a co-worker said about my best friend there "Jesus Christ he has a better ass than my wife does" it took everything I had to say "yeah, i know, she's got none". Now, now. Fags are everywhere, y'know? I just perved you and your location is Northeast of GTA, Canada. Me, NO clue as to where that is (other than the Canada part.) Let me know, and maybe I can help you find a source. In the meantime, you can certainly use: Member: Lance's Fag Hags as a tag line and part of your sig-block. Sorry, but the Charter Membership period has closed. http://www.collarchat.com/m_3257299/mpage_1/tm.htm

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: need slave (7/22/2010 8:26:19 AM)
Thanks so much Lance. You didn't have to do that but I appreciate it so much. I live north-east of GTA but in a very small town and out in the boonies in the middle of nowhere. I don't get out much, circumstances interfere and I don't know anyone at all in town here. You, Sir, are a sweetie, but I promise no one will know, ok, well, apart from anyone who reads this.[;)]

LanceHughes -> RE: need slave (7/22/2010 12:55:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear Thanks so much Lance. You didn't have to do that but I appreciate it so much. I live north-east of GTA but in a very small town and out in the boonies in the middle of nowhere. I don't get out much, circumstances interfere and I don't know anyone at all in town here. You, Sir, are a sweetie, but I promise no one will know, ok, well, apart from anyone who reads this.[;)] _____________________________ formerly blueeyedbbwsub My Tigger, my Dom, my Daddy, my safe haven fuzzballed goondorker/doofus extraordinaire honorary member: Lance's Fag Hags I'm totally unclear (no matter how sweet I am) as to where the heck GTA is.... WHAT is it? Greater Tronto Area? Just how far does that extend so that you are "out in the boonies in the middle of nowhere"? And when do you start being part of GOA? (Greater Ottawa Area) LOL! Also, read carefully. The tag I gave you was: Member: Lance's Fag Hags and NOT the tag you have of: honorary member: Lance's Fag Hags Regards, Lance P.S. McArthur Mills or maybe Gimour. Plevna or Palmer Rapids also seem to fit the bill. My main question? Is he (your Tgger Daddy) there -OR- is it long distance?

LanceHughes -> RE: need slave (7/22/2010 1:03:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage I believe the OP has left the building! On July 22, his latest log-out was July 17. He joined July 11th, and started this nonsense on the 12th. 3 posts to date.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: need slave (7/22/2010 6:18:03 PM)
I live in Port Perry, what's known as the island, so not even in town, I'm about 12 miles from that. And GTA is the Greater Toronto area. Now as far as I know the "GOA" would include Orleans, Kanata, and various other parts. Although they've now become Ottawa. Who knows now where Ottawa begins and ends, no rhyme or reason o it, and I still go there to visit. Plevna's too far and close to there is Ompah where the Ompah stomp is held every year. Something to do with wild rice. Again, never been, but hear it's a blast. ETA: Tigger lives in Halifax, so long distance for now, but we have met and wowzah. _____________________________ quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes I'm totally unclear (no matter how sweet I am) as to where the heck GTA is.... WHAT is it? Greater Tronto Area? Just how far does that extend so that you are "out in the boonies in the middle of nowhere"? And when do you start being part of GOA? (Greater Ottawa Area) LOL! Also, read carefully. The tag I gave you was: Member: Lance's Fag Hags and NOT the tag you have of: honorary member: Lance's Fag Hags Regards, Lance P.S. McArthur Mills or maybe Gimour. Plevna or Palmer Rapids also seem to fit the bill. My main question? Is he (your Tgger Daddy) there -OR- is it long distance?

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