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BKSir -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/18/2010 3:23:16 PM)

You know! I think we should reclaim this thread! Take it over and use it for such purposes as:

FUCK YOU: You stupid heat! You're making me feel like throwing up, you're killing my lawn and you're keeping me from baking my bread which I do every sunday!
Batteries! Why do you always die when I want you the most!? (I'm talking about my camera during the photography class I help teach, get your minds out of the gutter.)
Work! Keeping me from being lazy and spending time talking with people I love.



VaguelyCurious -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/18/2010 4:49:25 PM)

Sounds like a plan!

FUCK YOU: My hair! I was sick of being visually defined by you! So now you are GONE!!!!

I haz a cropped bob now, yes I doez [:D]



Aylee -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/18/2010 4:51:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slavealfonso

FUCK YOU ALL!!!!


He who throws dirt loses ground.



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/18/2010 5:07:18 PM)


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ORIGINAL: slavealfonso

you dumb fucks!



Hey, your vocabulary is expanding, 2 new words. Must be word of the day for you and you were one day behind.




gungadin09 -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/18/2010 5:39:06 PM)

Fuck you: my stupid new shoes. Paid $100, and what do i get? Blisters.

pam



AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/18/2010 5:40:21 PM)

The word FUCK

"Fuck" can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, interjection, noun, and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence (e.g., "Fuck the fucking fuckers"). Moreover, it is one of the few words in the English language which could be applied as an infix (e.g., "Am I sexy? Absofuckinglutely!"; "Bullfuckingshit!"). It has various metaphorical meanings. The verb "to be fucked" can mean "to be cheated" (e.g., "I got fucked by a scam artist"), or alternatively, to be sexually penetrated. As a noun "a fuck" or "a fucker" may describe a contemptible person. "A fuck" may mean an act of copulation. The word can be used as an interjection, and its participle is sometimes used as a strong emphatic. The verb to fuck may be used transitively or intransitively, and it appears in compounds, including fuck off, fuck up, and fuck with. In less explicit usages (but still regarded as vulgar), fuck or fuck with can mean to mess around, or to deal with unfairly or harshly. In a phrase such as "don't give a fuck", the word is the equivalent of "damn", in the sense of something having little value. In "what the fuck", it serves merely as an intensive. If something is very abnormal or annoying "this is fucked up" may be said.



ShaharThorne -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/18/2010 6:09:51 PM)

Fuck You yarn stores..Just because I am taking the entire yarn section does not mean I have a problem...

hello...anyone here...
 
I just have to wait until Wulfie had to shakle me...



BKSir -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/18/2010 7:10:18 PM)

Fuck You: Telephone! Having a low charge when I really wanted to talk with someone!
Printer! You were working 2 hours ago. Now nothing? Seriously?
USB Cable for the printer! You aren't supposed to unplug yourself. Nothing else could have possibly gotten back there, unless I have a mischevious dwarf mouse!



subwaythru -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/18/2010 7:39:54 PM)

This is indeed a splendid idea, to all the shoes, yarn stores, telephones, printers, etc., that have betrayed, abandoned, and otherwise chapped one's hide and tried one's patience until the exasperated, frustrated, infuriated, final, uncompromising "FUCK YOU!" provides emotional release and detachment from the hideous thrall of these pinched footwear, these judgmental yarn-ladies, these consarned blasted electronic contraptions....GAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! FUCK !! YOU !!!

let the healing begin....



girlygurl -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/18/2010 9:30:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Level



Fee fie fo fuck you!!!


I like it Level.

Did anyone say fiddle fuck yet?






thishereboi -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/19/2010 4:05:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: slavealfonso

you dumb fucks!



Oh you poor little baby [:(]  still can't get laid huh?


I don't understand, you sound like such a catch. [8|]



subwaythru -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/19/2010 10:30:20 AM)

omg, girlygurl, i can't stop laughing. I haven't heard that one since my dearly departed vulgar old mother used that term as a verb, straining the words through her teeth: "Let's stop all this fiddle fucking around and just get it done!" Thank you for making my day.

.....and now, just to balance my PH: FUCK YOU!!! Asshole dumptruck driver and your dumbass backing-up beeper ! ! ! I suppose since I'm the only person within 5 miles of here, I'd better run right outside in my footed kitty pajamas and exclaim, "Wow! I hear beeping! That must be a sign that I'd better step aside!" ...I don't care if you use that FUCKING thing, just do it somewhere else! FUCK!!! YOU!!!!



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/19/2010 10:34:07 AM)

FUCK YOU! Because I can...[;)]



LaTigresse -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/19/2010 11:08:07 AM)

Fast reply.

Fuck you Monday!!!

I feel so much better now...[:D]



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/19/2010 11:09:03 AM)

OH FUCK YOU! It's Monday? Shit



BKSir -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/19/2010 11:41:09 AM)

Fuck you, ton of data that is probably now gone on my external hard drive which is now going 'click click click'.

FUCK YOU: USB hub, which just wasn't getting enough power through you to power said external hard drive and nearly making me have a massive coronary! Not cool!



HisSub1213 -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/19/2010 12:07:50 PM)

Shouting out a big FUCK YOU to my laptop, which I think is dying a slow painful death. Just when I need certain information that Fucking thing locks up and messes everything up. Hmmm maybe its out to get me? OH FUCK!!!!



ShaharThorne -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/19/2010 12:50:43 PM)

Fuck You Monday...I thought it was Satnerday!!!

SEE!!!  You wounded my time warp!!!!!!



mikeyOfGeorgia -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/19/2010 12:54:18 PM)

Fuck You, heat...go away and let the rain fall and cool things off for a change!!! [sm=flameout.gif]



subwaythru -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/20/2010 3:19:38 AM)

FUCK YOU!!!!
.....You god damned alarm clock ! ! ! WTFFFFFF you think you're doing waking me up at four FUCKING thirty in the afternoon when my wake-up time is nine o'clock and not a FUCKING minute earlier ! ! ! FUCK YOU ! ! ! ....and by the way, just in case I didn't get my message across to you, you and your ticky-tock busy little buzzer..... FUCK YOU!!!!!!


.....thanks for letting me share.



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