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ShaharThorne -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/24/2010 3:30:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subwaythru

I'm not even going to say it. Pneumonia, the dawn of day 13 of the disappearance of that crabby old tomcat, and now.....SHINGLES!!!!
This is for just for you, shingles, my old nemesis.....

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To all who are not shingles, bless you and may all auspiciousness be heaped upon you.




subwaythru -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/25/2010 12:08:48 AM)

I am worried that I am going off topic, but I just wanted to thank all who have endured my vitriolic spewings over the seemingly relentless misfortunes that have visited my person over the past week or so. jocund friendly replies to my carping has done more than can be imagined to lighten the misery of the combined loss of that dearly loved crabby old cat, the sudden plummet in my health with pneumonia, shingles and an unwelcome and agonizing visit by my old foe, fibromyalgia, and what seemed to be the intentional assaults on my rest by gaily trilling alarm clocks and day in and day out road improvements complete with dynamite and that accursed dump-truck and his incessant back-up beeper.
Just to keep to the subject and not risk dire punishment by the powers that be, I offer a courteous "fuck you" to these varied irritants, but more importantly, I wanted to express my appreciation to all for enduring my gripes.
Hope all have a pleasant week-end.

Sincerely,

miss s




BKSir -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/25/2010 1:47:10 PM)

Fuck you Flexoril. Sure, I finally got a decent nights sleep, but now I'm a damned zombie (NOT A REAL ONE! Don't shoot me in the head!).
Fuck you Cake! I realize you're not a healthy meal, yet you still sit there on the counter, mocking me, taunting me, making me want to eat a slice of you with some ice cream. JERK!




subwaythru -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/26/2010 2:51:06 AM)

mmmmmmm.....Orange Creamsicle Cake....




ResidentSadist -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/26/2010 5:42:13 AM)

At least they aren't prejudice and offered to fuck each and every one of us.




subwaythru -> RE: FUCK YOU (7/27/2010 5:02:54 AM)

Reminds me of the inimitable way George Carlin had of dismissively and curtly pronouncing in his guttural rasp: "Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all. In fact, Fuck everybody!!!"




BKSir -> RE: FUCK YOU (8/7/2010 1:45:54 PM)

Fuck you, expensive broadcast software! $280? Really? Damn! Well, to be expected, that's about what I paid last time. But still... damn!
Fuck you bank account, for being empty. You're supposed to be eternally full! Aren't you?




ShaharThorne -> RE: FUCK YOU (8/7/2010 3:12:05 PM)

fuck you verison for the heart monitor that beeps every minute since I got up from my nap




angelikaJ -> RE: FUCK YOU (8/7/2010 4:43:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

fuck you verison for the heart monitor that beeps every minute since I got up from my nap


Is there anything blinking on it... maybe it is a monitor trouble signal?




ShaharThorne -> RE: FUCK YOU (8/7/2010 5:07:13 PM)

It quit beeping...one of the leads was off.




Daddysredhead -> RE: FUCK YOU (8/13/2010 4:35:21 PM)

FUCK YOU!!!!!

*I just wanted to say that tonight... it felt good. Wow, does that mean a really good fuck feels good?*

who knew? [;)]

I'm innocent, yanno.




KMsAngel -> RE: FUCK YOU (8/13/2010 11:36:22 PM)

pfffft, i've read your journal here, you lusty wench. have you read mine - are there any fucks in it?? no - fuck that!

[:(]




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