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AriesHausdorff -> RE: Whatthefuckisms ! (8/3/2010 12:03:23 PM)

Punchlines are named punchlines cause they are ideally making the reader cough like if he was punched, that is, being out of breath - hopefully from laughing. :)




Termyn8or -> RE: Whatthefuckisms ! (8/4/2010 12:25:14 PM)

OK. BTW are you reading that story or not ?

T




AriesHausdorff -> RE: Whatthefuckisms ! (8/5/2010 1:28:38 AM)

Am reading it. Takes a while, for when there's nice weather I am enjoying my camping-holidays off at the beach. Y'know, suntan and all that takes a while too ;)




Termyn8or -> RE: Whatthefuckisms ! (8/6/2010 7:16:11 PM)

FR

Just caught another one. You know what a shoetree is right ?

Well I just found out that there are male and female shoetrees.

What the fuck.

T

This one Fuzzy gets credit. He's the one who discovered it reading my junk mail.




ScatteredRose -> RE: Whatthefuckisms ! (8/13/2010 11:23:53 AM)

This is a vanilla Whatthefuckism, but

I work for a video game store and I have plenty of them. One of my major pet peeves is hearing "Is Mario on the 360? Why isn't it on the 360!?" which promptly makes me want to head desk,

But the worse ones are when we get phone calls and have to be tech support.

Warning: Bad grammar coming for the voice of the customer because...this is how they actually talk.

Customer: i just bought a XBOX from u gaiz and it dun work. i turned the TV on and it just sits there!
Me: Well Sir, do you have all the cables plugged in?
Customer: what cables? i thought you assholse said it was wireless!
Me: No sir, you have to plug cables into the TV and the wall for the system to run.
Customer: <insert random insult normally about my gender, age, or even sometimes race>why didn't u tell me that?!

-headdesks-
Another is when people call and the first thing they say is, "I have a question." Well gee...why else would you be calling? :3 That's my little share.




Termyn8or -> RE: Whatthefuckisms ! (8/15/2010 1:45:00 AM)

If you want to bring in the stupidity of customers, welcome to the next 20,000 post thread, at least.

I was raised in an environment you wouldn't believe, but after learning how stupid people are I really wonder why there are so many of them on the planet. You would think they would die off for one reason or another.

T




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