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Help needed preparing joke image - 4/17/2006 2:02:58 PM   
RubberWitch


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I just want to emblazon the slogan
"I got Nailed This weekend"

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RE: Help needed preparing joke image - 4/17/2006 7:33:48 PM   
Eriayasha


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custom bumper stickers, t-shirts, mugs, etc.

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RE: Help needed preparing joke image - 4/17/2006 8:19:55 PM   
LaMalinche


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Rejoice!  Jesuse has risen!  He did not see his shadow, so there will not be another six weeks of Lent!

Best,

LaMalinche


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RE: Help needed preparing joke image - 4/17/2006 9:25:32 PM   
WyrdRich


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Status: offline 		      "Jesus is coming!  Look busy!" 

      Or, as Joseph said, "He better be the ONLY Son of God!!!"

       (I'm going to stop now before I burn in some awful Baptist Hell)

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RE: Help needed preparing joke image - 4/17/2006 9:41:26 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		What's this?  (Hold arms outstretched, palms flat towards front, as if crucified)

A really shitty way to spend Easter!

Of course, it's only funny when you see it done, rather than explained....

And apparently I'm off to the deepest pits of Hell for some comments I made to a friend earlier.  See ya down there, Rich!

Yours,


benji

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RE: Help needed preparing joke image - 4/18/2006 12:42:43 AM   
RubberWitch


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RE: Help needed preparing joke image - 4/18/2006 12:52:12 AM   
Dustyn


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Status: offline 		There used to be a christian clothing store her in town that had a t-shirt with christ's face on it with the crown of thorns a la Catholic-style, that said something to the effect of

FEAR GOD with 666 on the bottom part of the shirt... only saw it a couple of times and by the time payday came around and I had the spare cash for it, the store was already shut... :(


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RE: Help needed preparing joke image - 4/20/2006 4:11:36 PM   
amaidiamond


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Status: offline 		The classic used in the film "The Crow" Jesus walks into an Inn, hands the inkeeper 3 nails and asks, will you put me up for the night?

*waits for the lightning*

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RE: Help needed preparing joke image - 4/21/2006 5:15:50 AM   
MstrTiger


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Status: offline 		this site has lots of cheap plastic stuff and all of it is exellent the link will take you to the jesus section, they even have a jesus action figure with glowing miracle hands http://www.mcphee.com/categories/christianity.html

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RE: Help needed preparing joke image - 4/21/2006 12:16:53 PM   
RubberWitch


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RE: Help needed preparing joke image - 4/21/2006 12:26:55 PM   
Moloch


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RE: Help needed preparing joke image - 4/21/2006 12:28:27 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Me first!!!!!!

Yours,


benji

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RE: Help needed preparing joke image - 4/21/2006 1:03:19 PM   
RubberWitch


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"this pretty face is going to hell"

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