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Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 3:21:07 AM   
VaguelyCurious


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ORIGINAL: poise

*edited because I said a naughty word*


This is an adult website, naughty words are allowed and even encouraged.



I don't know about you, but I personally consider that an *invite*! :D

I think CM needs a place for everyone's creative naughty words/phrases. If you have your own favourite obscenities, post them, and if you see someone else's outburst and think 'heh! that's a gooooooood line' then copy and paste it here!

(Of course, this may bomb totally in which case I will be terribly embarrassed, but never mind...)

A couple of my favourites to get things moving:

Christ on a pogo stick!
Well fuck me sideways!

My mother's usual expletive: ArseBuggerTitWankFuck!
My grandma's usual insult (translated from the Arabic): Your sister's cunt! (I'm not kidding)
Her other usual insult (also translated): Your eye deserves to be shoved up her arse! (again, I'm not kidding)

There is the condition of angryfuckeritis, which is when it feels like your head/stomach is full of angry fuckers with hammers, which was common among my old school friends.

I also love the American fondness for 'motherfucker'-it isn't really used in English English but I love how graphic it is, and it makes up for your apparent lack of the word 'bloody'.

Anybody wish to share?

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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 5:28:46 AM   
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I also love the American fondness for 'motherfucker'-it isn't really used in English English but I love how graphic it is, and it makes up for your apparent lack of the word 'bloody'.

Anybody wish to share?


Hey, some of us say bloody!

Of course some of us used to be engaged to sailors and therefore have a deep fondness for profainity. I've been know to scream "Bloody motherfucker". Best of both worlds.

I tend to make them up on the fly. Like "fucking asswhore".

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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 5:46:37 AM   
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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 7:53:27 AM   
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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 7:58:50 AM   
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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 8:04:08 AM   
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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 8:05:09 AM   
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In general, I just like the word fuck.

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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 8:05:38 AM   
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Well, suck me off with a breastpump!!!!


C'mere.

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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 8:11:26 AM   
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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 8:15:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		Not naughty but funny as hell (to me!) - Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!!

Since I wouldn't want to hijack - FU and the whore you rode in on!, - Eat your grandmother/mother (in Russian).

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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 8:22:06 AM   
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"I wouldn't piss up his ass if his guts were on fire!"

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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 10:17:41 AM   
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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 11:00:50 AM   
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"I wouldn't piss up his ass if his guts were on fire!"


That.... that is amazing. I must remember this.

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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 11:49:47 AM   
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But I say it in German

I think Mel picked it up from me...

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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 11:52:20 AM   
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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 11:57:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		My personal favourite is   "fuck a duck"   -  and was said once at a party whilst being scened. The respectful quietness of the dungeon was disturbed by bodies hitting the floor, laughing their heads off.  People just have no respect!

I also like "bugger" and "shit" for day-to-day use.

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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 12:13:42 PM   
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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 12:43:13 PM   
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So I changed it to, "Jesus Masturbating Christ!"


Seems that is even more offensive.....go figure.

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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/24/2010 4:06:30 PM   
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I can't believe I am going to share this succulent and precious outburst uttered out of nowhere by my old ex-Gramma-in-law, when she was 78 years old, causing the entire party to fall out of their chairs in convulsive howls:

"I wouldn't piss up his ass if his guts were on fire!"
Your ex-Gramma-in-law may well have just become my favourite person in the universe.

That's *beautiful*.

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RE: Naughty Words Time! - 7/27/2010 7:04:59 AM   
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