realwhiteknight
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ORIGINAL: domiguy Until you have engaged the enema, crossed their bowl with a cannon bowel, you have not lived. War is hell. Please remember to put back down the seat.--William Tecumseh Sherman, Union General in the American Civil War (1820-1891) Divide the cheeks and conquer the toilet bowl. I'm currently reading Sun Turd's ancient 'The Fart of War'. He says for example, Regard your poops as your children, and they will follow your rear end into the deepest valleys of the toilet; look upon them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death. e.
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I carry a log - yes. Is it funny to you? It is not to me. Behind all things are reasons. Reasons can even explain the absurd. Do we have the time to learn the reasons behind the human being's varied behavior? I think not. Some take the time.
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