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ORIGINAL: Level

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

Level,

If we were to make a movie about your experiences in the bathroom (a la Apocolypse Now or Full Metal Jacket), what would the title be?

Thin Brown Line?

Ploptoon?

All Quiet On the Western Front, But It's Awfully Noisy In the Rear?

A Bathroom Too Far?

Shitler's List?

Das Poop?

Thirty Seconds Over the Toilet?

Blacklog Down?

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ORIGINAL: Level

McPoopsalot:
You show you are a fake already.  Anyone who really went to the bathroom knows it is spelled MacPupeselott
 
I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce
Again, those of us that were really there know you were never alone and with "nothing".  The maggots were humming in the background at all times.  I also happen to know that no one says yes to their wife for divorce, they fight til the end trying to keep the love of a good woman!
 
When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer.
When you were here you wanted to be there, right dude.  That shows you don't have a clue! The fact that you call it a jungle, when in fact it is a rain forest proves my point.  You are a wannabe fake!
 
Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.
You were weak before, and you are still weak!  "Charlie" was the name that the last bunch of fakers used for their alleged enemy.  Anyone with half a brain knows that these are called Thomas, since you are fighting nothing but turds in this war.
 
Every time you type you show your self for what you really are.  Give it up!

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ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

Where is he?? Level is missing in action!!!!!

POW....

I will let you think of what that stands for

Puckered Orifice Widens

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ORIGINAL: Level

V8s give me the runs

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

If you are my age it is now cool to tell people, " I was in the bathroom".

But I remember a time when no one wanted to go.

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ORIGINAL: NeedToUseYou

I think most will agree with me, when I say, and I speak from experience that our exploits in the bathroom have become worse and worse since Obama got into office.

I know others will say, that we've been going in and out of various bathrooms for years. and depending on ones age, that you can remember going to the bathroom, possibly back as far as 1913 and the whole creation of the Federal Reserve thing.

While it may be true that depending on age, or research some have varying knowledge of bathroom battles going back farther than, the point is that as I've grown older my experience in the field, has only grown more grotesque, and the victories harder won, and a final victory seems impossible. It's like battles in the bathroom are an integral part of the human condition.

Some would accept this as a simple fact, however, when Reagan was president, we did have lavatory conflicts, though I don't remember them taking as long or being so messy. Now, we have Obama, the shit is flying, and becoming hard to contain, no matter how hard on try to keep the lid on things, or flush the evidence to save face.

In conclusion the answer to ending this senseless war, that wastes countless hours of human life every single day, is to elect a more conservative president, as if Reagan improved the situation, and Obama worsened it, it would seem self-evident that a Strong Conservative is the only one with a chance of ending this conflict.

Or I guess we can continue paying untold billions on designing systems to flush away all the horrifying evidence, my guess is that is what Obama will continue to do, instead of actually trying to defeat this menace to us all.

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OMG..................... the things I've seen............ the things I've done.........