RE: All complaints go here! (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity



Message


Vancouver_cinful -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:24:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelface183

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

quote:

ORIGINAL: CERCKL

There was a party at benji's that you were missing; I thought you were kidnapped, why are you still posting?

I want to complain that not once has anyone mentioned monkeys here...

C


I want to complain that I wasn't informed of the party at Benji's, and I actually live in the same country as him. Geesh.

Bad dog! No biscuit!


Yeah!  I want to complain about that too!  Benji, Bad doggie!  Now you cannot come and live with me and SacredDom!


I want to complain that you stole my complaint!




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:24:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelface183

...although if you are hung like Ron Jeremy.....



They don't call me pringles for nothing....

Yours,


benji




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:25:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelface183

Yeah!  I want to complain about that too!  Benji, Bad doggie!  Now you cannot come and live with me and SacredDom!


I want to complain that you stole my complaint!


Wait, you live with SD too?

Yours,


benji




angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:25:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelface183

Sorry puppy, but I just live to be tied up, spanked 'til I'm whimpering, and fucked silly...not very Dommelike is it?




I could go for some of that though!

Yours,


benji


Me too, but SD is not here tonight....*whimpers a bit and pours a little more wine in the glass*




Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:25:28 PM)

quote:

Feel free, but it would be more effective to start a collection and find a good surgeon.


OK, who's willing to pitch in to help benji not look like a hedgehog?  I've got a buck!




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:27:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelface183

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelface183

Sorry puppy, but I just live to be tied up, spanked 'til I'm whimpering, and fucked silly...not very Dommelike is it?




I could go for some of that though!

Yours,


benji


Me too, but SD is not here tonight....*whimpers a bit and pours a little more wine in the glass*


I want to complain that no one has been complaining for a while, and that angel is far too cute to be alone tonight.  I'm gonna buy her another Dom for her birthday. 

Yours,


benji




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:27:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelface183

Yeah!  I want to complain about that too!  Benji, Bad doggie!  Now you cannot come and live with me and SacredDom!


I want to complain that you stole my complaint!


Wait, you live with SD too?

Yours,


benji


No, I don't live with Angel and SacredDom....Wait, I wanna complain that I don't live with them, I bet they're FUN!




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:28:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Evanesce

quote:

Feel free, but it would be more effective to start a collection and find a good surgeon.


OK, who's willing to pitch in to help benji not look like a hedgehog?  I've got a buck!



I want to complain that if everyone only pays a buck, I'll end up looking worse!

Yours,


benji




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:29:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

No, I don't live with Angel and SacredDom....Wait, I wanna complain that I don't live with them, I bet they're FUN!



I want to complain that if the 3 of them live together, I will have no choice but to move there too, and with so much funnity in one place, the universe will collapse.

Yours,


benji




Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:30:22 PM)

quote:

I want to complain that no one has been complaining for a while, and that angel is far too cute to be alone tonight.  I'm gonna buy her another Dom for her birthday. 


I'm gonna complain that I'm all alone tonight too, and mine won't be back until the 17th!  That means still another whole week and a half without sex!  Sheesh!  I'm a freakin' nun over here!
 
I'm going over to angelface's house so we can be alone together.




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:31:29 PM)

I want to complain that there's hot video footage soon in the making, and I'm too tired to watch it.

Goodnight, all, I need to be up in 5 hours.

Yours,


benji




angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:31:53 PM)

quote:

 angel is far too cute to be alone tonight.  I'm gonna buy her another Dom for her birthday.  


Thank you sweet puppy; you say the sweetest things.  My birthday is in exactly 2 months, but I do not need another Dom, in fact I will be moving in with SD just before my birthday.  Now I could use a new riding crop, or maybe a new hood piercing, or even a remote control venus butterfly, but another Dom would just be rediculous!




angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:33:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

No, I don't live with Angel and SacredDom....Wait, I wanna complain that I don't live with them, I bet they're FUN!



I want to complain that if the 3 of them live together, I will have no choice but to move there too, and with so much funnity in one place, the universe will collapse.

Yours,


benji


Bring on the end of the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<edited to mask the fact that the wine is making me forget how to spell the most simple of words....>




angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:36:52 PM)

quote:

  I'm going over to angelface's house so we can be alone together. 


but if we are together, then we will not be alone!




Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:38:26 PM)

A mere technicality.  Please pass the wine.




angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 8:40:04 PM)

here you go...it's a nice little unimposing Pino Noir...cheers!




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 9:04:13 PM)

I want to complain that I have no wine here. And no funinninninnity, either...and I wanna complain that Benji made up that stupid word, and now it's stuck in my head!




CERCKL -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 9:17:19 PM)

I want to complain about all the Canadian's on this thread.

C




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 9:45:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CERCKL

I want to complain about all the Canadian's on this thread.

C


Me too! Errr...Oooops.




CERCKL -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 9:47:21 PM)

...and speaking of Canadians; I want to complain about Shrub, man, talk about a reason to expatriate.

C




Page: <<   < prev  13 14 [15] 16 17   next >   >>

Valid CSS!




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy
0.0625