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VandalHeart -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 2:40:56 PM)

Dear gods, I could get myself in some real trouble here...




BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 2:49:42 PM)

LOL.. that's what it's for... have fun!!!!




Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 3:03:42 PM)

OK, I've got another really serious complaint.  I haven't had sex in more than three weeks!  Shouldn't that be illegal or something?




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 3:12:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Evanesce

OK, I've got another really serious complaint.  I haven't had sex in more than three weeks!  Shouldn't that be illegal or something?



Why didn't you mention it before?

I want to complain that Denise is too far away for doggy style with a doggy, no matter how long my penis.

Yours,


benji




cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 3:22:29 PM)

I'm complaining that Benji is not satisfied with this thread.




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 3:24:08 PM)

I'm gonna take this lull to complain that cuddle is complaining about me.  I started this thread, and I'll be damned if someone decides to complain about me in my own thread.

Yours,


benji




brattysub4 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 3:54:03 PM)

lol evan if that the case whats two months make i am thinking a nun or a born again virgin oppsss i said that word lol.
i am going to complain that that dang pup is never where i want him to be and i know ur here lol




CERCKL -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 5:24:56 PM)

First I want to complain that this damned complaint thread is back...second that most of the complaints aren't complaints but rather whining, third that I am not really complaining either but rather whining, fourth that I was lied to when my wife left me, fifth that I cannot drink fifths anymore, sixth, that I haven't had a week vacation in over eight years...

C




brattysub4 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 5:28:11 PM)

lol cerke ok i  want to complain about the complaining about the complaint thread giggles thats all




CERCKL -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 5:30:40 PM)

Now wasn't the OP originally talking about drums? Could we stay on topic please?

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Ooops, wrong thread...




marieToo -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 5:31:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CERCKL

quote:

why cant kitchens be a 'safe' place to be.


I want to complain that last night I attempted to be responsible and took a hot pizza outta the oven with an ovenmitt and using my other hand to balance it to get it outta the oven, instead of just with my hands like normal...and the damned pizza slipped from the ovenmitted hand and the hot cheese slid down my bare hand and forearm, burning the hell outta me...sending me to the Urgent care with 1st degree burns and a couple small areas of 2nd degree burns...and though I got it treated soon and the burning was minimal, though really fucking painful, my thumb still hurts...
and I want to complain that riotgirl hasn't picked on me once since I reopened my account, sure am I that boring now?

C


Edited to add I still cannot type...PROOFREADER!!!


Is this a true story or a joke???




brattysub4 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 5:33:54 PM)

lol cerke drums where ohhhh wait i have a set in my closet ohhh thats not a complaint i want to complain that cerke took me off topic of complaining lol




CERCKL -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 5:34:21 PM)

That was a true story...
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CERCKL -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 5:36:08 PM)

I want to complain brat keeps spelling my name "cerke"...what the hell is up with that...it's not like it's four syllables like some people's screen name.

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brattysub4 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 5:37:59 PM)

lol i wamt to complain that he is complaining about me and while i am at it i want to complain no one has rescued me yet lol




CERCKL -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 5:40:13 PM)

There was a party at benji's that you were missing; I thought you were kidnapped, why are you still posting?

I want to complain that not once has anyone mentioned monkeys here...

C




brattysub4 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 5:44:36 PM)

lol ummm cause the pup got hosed lol so i didnt get invited but i did get held hostage some wheres and well i want to complain that i am still here posting and not doing something else lol




marieToo -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 6:45:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Evanesce

OK, I've got another really serious complaint.  I haven't had sex in more than three weeks!  Shouldn't that be illegal or something?


3 weeks?? Thats nothing!  Im pushing 2 years over here.




Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 6:51:25 PM)

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First I want to complain that this damned complaint thread is back...second that most of the complaints aren't complaints but rather whining, third that I am not really complaining either but rather whining, fourth that I was lied to when my wife left me, fifth that I cannot drink fifths anymore, sixth, that I haven't had a week vacation in over eight years...


I wish to lodge a formal complaint, oh great thread leader pup, about Cerckl's excessive complaining in a single post.  It vexes me greatly that he should issue more than one whiny gripe in one post.  [>:]




brattysub4 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 6:55:44 PM)

i want to complain the cerckl is at it again huh spelled it right oh i want to complain that i can spell after all lol




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