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TreSwank -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/21/2006 5:36:23 PM)
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After a heated physical encounter with a hot, 31-year old pre-school teacher, NEVER SAY, "With head like that, your ex was an idiot to divorce you." Looks like poor Tre will never get this gal to explore the "Dark Side" (flagellation, breath control, etc) with him.
I'd like to complain that I could use ALOT of work in the tact department. Interpretation: I'm an incorrigible douchebag, and women hate me because I say dumb things. That's right..........they hate every insensitive, dumb, boy-bone in my body. Who hates me most of all? WOMEN WHO ARE DELUDED ENOUGH TO GO TO BED WITH TRESWANK. I feel sorry for girls who sleep with me, because they could be having, nice, emotional love-making, or kinky fun, with a good-natured young man instead. If you're a woman who lives in another state, count yourself lucky that you don't know me, because you'd probably hate me............not right off from the introduction, of course, but later, when we got the chance to talk for more than ten minutes at a time.
I need to come with a warning label that says "Douchebag- Deluxe Edition." Women start dating other women because of men like Yours Truly.
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