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SlaveAkasha -> RE: All complaints go here! (12/28/2006 4:43:02 AM)

I wanna complain that I woke up all sicky this morning and it bites ass.
 
 
Kasha



mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (12/28/2006 5:05:41 AM)

passes the anti-sickness salve to Kasha

get well soon

slatherings for good measure



RazorJAK -> RE: All complaints go here! (12/28/2006 6:41:50 AM)

I'm complaining that my heart is being a bitch.

I'm supposedly healthy. 
I walk miles a day. 
I lift weights. 
I don't eat a lot of shite food.  Sure I eat a bit.  But not like some of the obese landwhales I see come into my place of employment who actually NEED two chairs because one wouldn't handle a single asscheek and would buckle under their flaccid redneck tonnage.
I actually have decent cholesterol.  And the good type kicks the hell out of the bad type.

And yet I have stroke level BP without my meds.

Heart ... You're Fired!



Aileen68 -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/1/2007 11:26:32 AM)

I have to complain that my favorite silver and leather necklace that I never take off broke on Christmas morning.  I feel lost without it on my neck. 



DiurnalVampire -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/1/2007 11:33:08 AM)

the complaints thread is back!
I want to coplain that they have decided to move all the descent managers out of my store and are leaving me with only the one jackass that I cant get along with and who doesnt know her ass from her elbow.  Thank goodness I am only here for another week.

I also wanna complain that this is going to be the worlds LONGEST recoreded week ever.  I wanna move already dammit



Fitznicely -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/6/2007 6:11:22 PM)

To whom it may concern (no-one in this thread, someone I know in real life who's doing my head right in):

You're both fucked up idiots!

Thank you, just had to share.

And...breathe........





mymasterssub69 -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/6/2007 6:23:51 PM)

to the promoters of last night's concert (that i attended):

next time put the crappy band on first ...NOT in the middle of a 3-band lineup. gawd i was so bored that i nearly fell asleep during their time on stage!

thank you
reviewer



Aileen68 -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/6/2007 6:30:12 PM)

I want to complain that mymasterssub69 didn't tell us who the crappy middle band is.



katzschen -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/8/2007 3:23:34 AM)

I want to complain that our roommate is the most uptight, high-strung, hypocritical, disrespectful, racist, homophobic, moronic, whiney, irresponsible, bitchy asshole with the biggest lack of self-control I have ever met.

That is all (for now). Thank you.



Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/13/2007 9:33:16 AM)

I wanna complain that people who forget how to be honest and kind and follow the Golden Rule need to be eliminated.  Seems simple enough...



MsLadySue -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/13/2007 9:52:31 AM)

I want to complain that I dislike my job and wish I could retire now instead of in 6 years.



mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/14/2007 9:51:07 PM)

i wanna complain i have not had the time to properly SLATHER everyone in such a very long time.......

looks like everyone has forgotten just how squishy gushy hot and frothy toe curling spine tingling a good and proper slathering can be

how sad



deeddlit -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/14/2007 11:56:47 PM)

I want to complain that I ran out of my favorite Lavender soap today and it is just too fucking cold out to go out for just Lavender soap when I have some other lame ass shit here!! 

ok...I don't really feel better, but hey it got me one post closer to getting rid of the silly circles that I am noticing annoy me more than the cone did.




mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/15/2007 12:44:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: deeddlit

I want to complain that I ran out of my favorite Lavender soap today and it is just too fucking cold out to go out for just Lavender soap when I have some other lame ass shit here!! 

ok...I don't really feel better, but hey it got me one post closer to getting rid of the silly circles that I am noticing annoy me more than the cone did.




passes deed some lavender soaps and a wooden paddle



deeddlit -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/15/2007 3:00:17 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mtumwawaBwana

quote:

ORIGINAL: deeddlit

I want to complain that I ran out of my favorite Lavender soap today and it is just too fucking cold out to go out for just Lavender soap when I have some other lame ass shit here!! 

ok...I don't really feel better, but hey it got me one post closer to getting rid of the silly circles that I am noticing annoy me more than the cone did.




passes deed some lavender soaps and a wooden paddle


*giggles*  Now I would like to complain that my computer does not seem to be able to handle such sophisticated down loads!!  grrrrr  Gonna have to talk to master about this nonsence!



mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/15/2007 3:04:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: deeddlit

quote:

ORIGINAL: mtumwawaBwana

quote:

ORIGINAL: deeddlit

I want to complain that I ran out of my favorite Lavender soap today and it is just too fucking cold out to go out for just Lavender soap when I have some other lame ass shit here!! 

ok...I don't really feel better, but hey it got me one post closer to getting rid of the silly circles that I am noticing annoy me more than the cone did.




passes deed some lavender soaps and a wooden paddle


*giggles*  Now I would like to complain that my computer does not seem to be able to handle such sophisticated down loads!!  grrrrr  Gonna have to talk to master about this nonsence!




passes deed a brand spankin new puter to end all the nonsense



deeddlit -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/15/2007 3:14:18 AM)

[sm=banghead.gif]  grrrr, why isn't it working?? [sm=banghead.gif]  Why did I gotta get the broke one??



cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/15/2007 3:21:12 AM)

complaining I have to go to work this morning when I could still be in the bed sleeping.



mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/15/2007 3:23:02 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: deeddlit

[sm=banghead.gif]  grrrr, why isn't it working?? [sm=banghead.gif]  Why did I gotta get the broke one??



and it was a brand spankin new puter too

runs off crying slavish tears



deeddlit -> RE: All complaints go here! (1/15/2007 3:32:33 AM)

Complaining that my lame ass computer made mtumwawa cry!  Dag Nabit!!



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