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cuffnspankme -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/25/2007 10:41:00 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Jacobthm
I'd like to make a series of complaints against the celestial design comitee;
Men should be born able to have multiple orgasms.
Sexuality should be optional. (How I envy you bi bastards!)
All people in the S&M community should have a profile here. Everyone everywhere damnit!
All languages except for the ones I speak need to be absolved, effective immediatelly.
Distance should be irrelevant and teleportation should be the new mode of transportation.
That's it for now. I expect the powers that be to begin working on these problems immediatelly, uptading me bi-weekly on the progress but taking no longer than 5 minutes to solve and implement each problem.
edited for clarity.
Men can have multiple orgasms with the proper training. I have been with a few that did, its pretty intense by the last one.
Hmmmm I do love to be envied, and the chance to most always have a date.
I agree all kinksters should be on here. A smorgasboard of Men and boys to pick from.
What languages do you speak?
When you get the teleportation fingered out, let us know. I have a few uses for it myself.
I do not know why it is, but the condition of slavery makes a woman very beautiful. It removes inhibitions to the manifestation of her femininity and her deepest needs.
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